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Clips from South Park - Clubhouses (S02E02)

"Hey yeah, that'd be sweet. We could totally ruin their lives."
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"It's not lame, it's sweet! After we build this clubhouse"
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"we're gonna get girls to play truth or dare."
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"- Why? - Because dumbass, we can make em do gross stuff and make them cry."
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"- That's fine, we'll build our own clubhouse. - Fine!"
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"Fine, and then we'll get girls to play truth or dare too!"
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"- Fine! - Fine!"
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"- Fine! - Fine that's fine!"
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"No Kenny, you can't look. I'm the forman."
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"- How's the treehouse coming along hon? - Mom! It's not a treehouse! It's a clubhouse!"
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"- can we pull out the carpeting in the living room? - Well I don't know Eric."
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"If you did that, then the floors would be bare."
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"But moooom! The blueprint says we need carpeting in the clubhooouussseee!!!!!!!"
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"- What are you doing hon? - Trying to get a cookie. We're building a clubhouse and then..."
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"You men are all alike! First you get a cookie and then you critisize"
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"the way I dress. Then its the way I cook! Suppose next you'll be telling me"
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"you'll be telling me that you need your space, and that I'm sabotaging your creativity."
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"And so children, today we're gonna focus on American History. Right Mr.Twigg?"
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"- What did you say???? - When is Mr.Hat coming back?"
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"I told you never to mention that name in my classroom again! Mr.Hat is a two-timin whore!"
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"- And now we all learn from Mr.Twigg! - But Mr.Twigg sucks!"
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"That's enough. Mr.Hat is gone, and he isn't coming back, and I don't wanna hear it!"
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"Anyway children, let's turn our history text books to page 105."
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"So how is your lame ass clubhouse Stan?"
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"Don't forget you need to cut school early and wait for the hottub Ken. - Fucker."
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"- Is your clubhouse ready? - Almost."
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"- Stan, are you paying attention? - Yes, Mr.Garrison."
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"Well then Stanley, what did I just say?"
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"Um, you said that even though Charle appeared 12 times on the love boat,"
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"- Well ok, I suppose you were paying attention. - Good guess dude!"
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"- Pass this up. - Pass this up."
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"Pass this up."
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"then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear."
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"- But I didn't write the note! - Mr.Garrison,"
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"- Stan's behavior is having an adverse affect on my education. - Shut up, Cartman."
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"- Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note! - Oh man!"
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"Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass."
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"Whoa dude!"
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"- Who? - Oh your parents are here."
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"- Stanley, I... skylarkings? - Mmkay."
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"Ok Stanley, we're all here to get to the root of your behavior disorder."
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"Don't interrupt me, you always interrupt me when I talk. Can't you see that I.."
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"Mmkay, uh perhaps you should let your wife finish talking Mr.Marsh."
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"Now Stan I want..."
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"- Uh, taking over any conversation's bad. - What? You're one to talk!"
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"When was the last time you really listened to what I had to say?"
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"When was the last time you had anything interesting to say?"
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"It's always gossip, stupid crap."
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"Apparently we have a communication problem here. Mr.Marsh tell me how you're feeling."
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"I feel like everything I do is wrong. Doesn't matter what I say."
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"- Oh please yourself! - Who tries to control the marrige?"
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"- He is! - No, she is!"
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"Well I guess I'm wrong AGAIN!"
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"And we built it with our own hands!"
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"Now all we need is chics, Kenny."
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"- Aright, you go find chics Kenny. - Why do I always have to go find chics?"
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"test the foundation, run all kind of extentions,"
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"I got way to much to do, and all you have to do is go find chics. Now stop your bitchin."
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"Dude where have you been? I've been waiting all afternoon."
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"- Hi guys! How's the clubhouse coming? - Pretty good we're almost done!"
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"Well hurry! We wanna play truth or dare!"
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"Thank you!"
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"Come on dude, we have to hammer faster!"
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"- No no! You say truth. - Truth? But that's boring! I wanna get dared to kiss her!"
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"Hey hey hey. What's goin down ya'll?"
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"You know something Rudy?"
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"- You're like school in summertime. - School in summertime?"
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"Yeah bitch! School in summer time! Open your fucking ass nigga hole or I'll pop your bitch ass!"
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"Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?"
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"- How's the clubhouse coming Stan? - We're working on it!"
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"Well I just thought I'd tell you that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse,"
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"- Dude! - Only a matter of time before we're playing truth or dare with them."
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"Stanley, I think you should know that your father has moved out."
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"- What? Why? - Because, we're divorced Stanley."
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"- But I would like you to meet your new stepfather Roy. - Hello son!"
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"- What? - I'll leave you two alone to get aquented."
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"So when you're ready I want you to feel free to come to me with anything you might need."
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"- This is happening way to fast. - Oh geezes when are you gonna cut me some slack huh!?!"
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"I have taken you under my wing and done my best, and all you ever do is whine and moan about it."
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"Now for the last time go cut some firewood!!!"
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"telling me what I can and cannot do."
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"- I'm gonna go get the girls. - Ok."
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"But ma, I have to go get the girls to..."
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"but you know your mother and I thought it would be best for all of us if we split up."
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"- But I don't understand why we have to... - Well hello ladies."
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"But I don't like being around my sister anymore, does that mean I can leave her too?"
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"Well no, because you're family. You can't just leave family,"
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"you have to stick with family no matter what."
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"you became family. And now that you are you shouldn't be able"
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"to leave her anymore than I can leave my sister."
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"Oh Stan. You're so young you just don't get it."
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"- Well anyway, have a nice day. - What that's it?"
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"You know there's nothing more important to me then you right Stan?"
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"The girls are gonna be here any minute."
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"Stan if I didn't know any better,"
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"I would think you're doing this because you WANNA play with girls."
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"- No way dude, don't be silly. - Come on Wendy."
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"- We have to say truth a couple of times before we say dare. Right? - Right."
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"- Cause if we don't we'll seem to eager. - To eager to what?"
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"- To say dare dumbass! Sheez! - Hi guys!"
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"- Oh hi Wendy. What's up? - Don't you guys still wanna play truth or dare?"
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"- Yeah, I mean, sure whatever. - Then come on."
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"- Remember, truth the first couple of times. - Ok."
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"- Who wants to go first? - I will!"
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"Kyle? Truth or dare?"
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"- Kiss Bebe on the lips! - What?! Sick dude! I'm not kissing a girl!"
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"- Don't be a chicken dude, just close your eyes. - What the hell have you gotten me into?"
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"Oh boy."
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"- Sick!!! Ahhhh! Fucking sickening! - Wow, look at that ass! Shake it baby!"
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"Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday. We have enough to last 12 years!"
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"When will you let me in? Let me love you?"
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"- Now get your ass out here and help me. - Bye Stan."
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"- Hopefully we can play truth or dare tomorrow! - Crap!"
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"I think you should be able to move out legally when you're 14."
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"Our moms won't even let us smoke."
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"Yeah, it's my body. My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body,"
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"I should be able to do whatever I want with it."
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"Eric! Pookums! It's time for mommy to tuck you into your snugglebolt for night night!"
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"- Eric are you up there in your clubhouse? - Coooming moom."
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"- Oh we invited some people over. Hope you don't mind. - How many people?"
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