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Clips from South Park - Clubhouses (S02E02)

"Sargent Marsh knows it's now or never. He must make a run for it."
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"- Cartman! We shot your Bosnian fat ass! - Yeah you're dead!"
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"- I have class 4 armor on, that uh uh it it... - No, you don't!"
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"you can just play with yourself."
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"That's fine. I like playing with myself. I play with myself all day long!"
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"- Well, now what are we gonna do? - I don't know."
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"- Hi, Stan. - Hi, Wendy."
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"Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed Kyle up with Bebe? - No."
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"If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner,"
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"- Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in? - Ah Cartman has ways of making you talk!"
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"We're gonna build a clubhouse. I have to ask my dad for help."
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"Wait, Wait."
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"Oh, my..."
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"Wait, wait."
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"No I was just flipping through the channels."
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"Yeah Stanley, you should know better."
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"I think I found it."
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"Just that maybe when we're finished, Wendy and Bebe can come over and play."
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"- but uh wouldn't it be sweet to play truth or dare with them? - What? Why?"
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"- What were you born yesterday? - Yeah now beat it you guys. This clubhouse is private."
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"Well why the fuck do I have to do all the work while you stand around?"
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"- Well alright. - Kenny my mom says you can go get carpeting in the living room now."
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"- That's right Mr.Garrison. American history... - When's Mr.Hat coming back?"
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"Which would be right after page 104."
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"- Better than yours fatboy. - We'll see about that."
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"the episode with captain and Tenile got higher ratings."
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"Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class,"
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"I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks let me tell you."
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"I'd like to live with you and use your ass as a hat for all eternity."
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"Randy, let me handle this. Now Stanley, I want you to explain"
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"- You really should know better, Stanley. - You need to shape up, mister."
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"- Mmkay, that's valid. Now uh Mrs. Marsh... - Excuse me. - ...how do you feel?"
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"- Like I'm a ghost! Like he sees right through me! - Oh please! - Hello?"
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"And by that I mean who's dominating the aspects of the relationship?"
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"Look at it Kenny. It is the greatest clubhouse ever built!"
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"Because I have to stay here and work. I still gotta shingle the roof,"
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"Mom, can I watch American Gladiators?"
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"I got in trouble for that note Bebe was trying to pass to you."
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"- To me? - I mean no, not to you. Forget it."
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"the girls want to play truth or dare tomorrow."
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"- We should use nails, dude. - My mom won't let us."
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"- I'm going as fast as we can! - Kyle, could you turn around for a second?"
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"Hey Stan, do you know how to play truth or dare? - No!"
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"- Well dude, how are we supposed to play it then? - I didn't even think about that!"
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"You can't seem to eager, you got to play it cool. Like you don't even care what happens."
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"Daaaareaah."
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"Oh hey Kenny, did you find any chics to come to the clubhouse?"
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"Hi we ran away from home."
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"Like this kid told us we might be able to crash at your clubhouse for a couple of days."
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"Holy crap!"
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"Behold, E-wak Village 2000!"
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"Oh well I guess it beats living at home."
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"and we already have chics over."
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"No you don't!"
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"Mom, will you please ask dad to come help me build my clubhosue?"
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"and the adjustment is going to take some time. But I'd like to be your friend,"
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"- That's totally weak. - So I go, fine! I won't come home!"
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"- Sweet. - And then she goes fine don't come home."
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"- Gettin all in my face and crap, and acting all tough and crap. - Killery sweet."
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"I'm 16. I should be able to do what I want, when I want."
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"AY! I'm not a little kid anymore, ma. I'm 8 years old!"
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"- Stanley it's time to go! - Go where?"
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"- Dad? - Hey Stanley. Eh, hop in."
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"Listen Stanley, I know all this change must be tough on you,"
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"But you and mom are family, how you can just split up?"
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"You know what I think? I think that when you and mom got married,"
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"Yeah but I loved our time together. I hate to see it end. Go on, get out."
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"I guess, but..."
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"- Umm, dare? - Dude! - What?"
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"Stan, truth or dare?"
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"Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes."
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"- Ok we have to play truth or dare quick! - Hey girls. What's up?"
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"- Oh hey Scott! - Who the hell are you?"
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"Please, just remember the good times we had. I'll never forget you. Never."
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"- Ok Clyde, we can go now! - Bitchin'."
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"These are cafe curtains, that require no sewing and I know you all love that."
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"- What? - Ehh... chores. Do chores."
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"Hey hey hey. Hey Alonda, why's your eye all black and blue and shit?"
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"- Dumbass nigga pullin shit damn! - Alright Fat Abbot, thanks."
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"Hey kid give me some of those!"
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"- Hey when are we gonna play truth or dare? - What? That game's for kids."
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"You bastards!"
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"Stanley? Your father's coming over for visitations. Stan?"
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"Ok my turn! Stan, truth or dare?"
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"Daaareee."
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"This certainly does suck right here."
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"Special armor that's imperitable to American bulets."
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"Dude, every time we play American vs Bosnian you cheat."
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"- She does! She looks very pretty! - Ok."
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"Stan can I talk to you for a second?"
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"and play parmegen, and have meaningful conversations, and sip Konyak by the fireplace."
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"- We could? - Yes, Stan."
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"- But dude, I don't have a clubhouse. - You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses."
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"You have to build a clubhouse! So all four of us can sit in it and play truth or dare!"
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"Truth or dare?"
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"If all goes as planned Kyle will be your new boyfriend."
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"I hope so Wendy. He's got such a hot ass!"
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"- Hey Phillip! Pull my finger! - Alright Terrance!"
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"- Oh wait wait wait. Pull harder. - Alright."
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"- Damn it. Pull really hard Phillip. - Okay!"
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"- Oh you got me Terrance! - Sure I do."
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"Whoa dude! Your dad is watching Terrance and Phillip!"
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"- Hey dad, we need to build a clubhouse. - Ok."
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"What, some girls wanna play truth or dare or something?"
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"Oh brother."
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"Stanley, I thought I told you not to watch this horrible cartoon!"
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"Here Stanley you watch nice cartoons, like Fat Abbot."
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"- Hey hey hey. What's goin on Rudy? - Man Fat Abbot, you need to loose weight."
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"I loose weight when I feel like it bitch!"
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"- Shut your bitch ass mouth hoe! - Bitch I'll kick yo ass!"
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"- Whoa dude! - Sweet!"
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"You think you slick you punk ass blassemous dopefeed bitch."
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"I had my Jimmy waxed 7 times last week. I busta copin yo nigga ass shit."
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"- Don't snap at me! - I didn't snap at you."
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"- You snapped at me! - Whatever."
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"Whatever?? In 15 years you've never said what ever to me."
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"- I don't wanna fight, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too."
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"This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse."
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"- Dude, what kind of sick joke is that? Girls suck ass. - Oh well of course they do,"
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"Because dude we could make em do really gross stuff like eat bugs."
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