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Clips from South Park - Clubhouses (S02E02)

"- Kyle, can I talk to you? - Ok."
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"Kyle, this is very difficult for me. I think we need time apart."
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"- Ok, that's fine... - No no. Don't speak. Just try and understand."
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"Do you mind if I watch cartoons? I've had a rough day."
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"I'm NOT YOUR DAD!!!! You can't just go around playing games with my emotions!!!"
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"- Stanley? What did you do to Roy? - Roy's a dick!"
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"Stanley, you know you're the most important thing to me right?"
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"you're the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances."
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"- Bye now. Roy! - Divorce is stupid."
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"- Man Fat Abbot! My stepdad popped me in mah eye! - Stepdad! You gotta off his ass!"
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"No problem hoe. Maybe later you can suck my nigga dick bitch hoe shit."
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"If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad."
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"- See you next time eating the pudding. - Yeah I think I'll write a little note for Roy."
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"- This is bullcrap! - Oh boy it's gettin late. I'm gonna have to leave this party."
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"This sucks Kenny. I wish we'd never built a clubhouse."
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"Mash pit!"
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"Meet me in the clubhouse."
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"Sharon, sharon have you seen my copy of harpers?"
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"Meet me at the clubhouse."
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"Oh Randy! What are you doing here?"
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"I got a note from Stanley to come out to the clubhouse."
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"- Oh I thought that note was for me. - Oh maybe it was."
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"Well it looks like our little Stanley has built himself quite a clubhouse here."
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"- Truth or dare. - Daaareeeh."
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"Do me. Right here in the clubhouse!"
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"I sure am hungry."
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"Anybody?"
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"His only chance of survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch."
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"The American Base is only a few feet away."
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"It will take more than your weak America weapons to destroy me."
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"Yeah Cartman you suck. If you wanna play Americans vs Bosnians anymore"
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"- Kyle, doesn't Bebe look pretty today? - I don't know."
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"- Wow! Come on Kyle, we've got work to do! - We do?"
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"- Did it work? - I think it did, Bebe."
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"- How do we do it? - You just get a hammer and some wood."
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"Randy, my wedding ring! I lost it down the garbage disposal!"
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"Yeah. Hey Stan, what did your dad mean, when he said we were gonna play truth or dare?"
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"- What are you guys doing? - We're building a clubhouse."
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"Ahahahha! Clubhouse! That's the lamest thing I've ever heard."
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"Because Kenny, your family's poor, you have to be the worker. No Kenny!"
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"- Sorry hon. - Mom,"
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"You're such a little suckup!"
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"And stop your bitchin!"
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"- Go ahead Stanley! Get your god damn cookie! - Ok."
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"- Stanley are you passing notes to Kyle?!? - No I just..."
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"- Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile. - I'm not lying someone just handed me."
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"- I don't interrupt you! - There you did it again!"
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"He interrupted me again."
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"-And then, they'll ask truth or dare. - And I say, dare!"
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"- Then after a few truths, you finally answer dare. - Dare!"
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"So I'm on my way out the door. And she goes make sure you're home before midnight."
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"I had the same thing with my mom yesterday. I'm all like:"
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"And if I wanna finger paint, then I'm gonna finger paint!"
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"Doesn't matter dude. It only has to last long enough to play truth or dare."
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"- Whatsa matter Kyle? - It's just wrong that's all!"
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"- Your turn Bebe. - Ok Stan. Truth or dare?"
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"- Dare... - Son could you please come help me with the firewood?"
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"And I told her to shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts."
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"I'm just feeling really trapped, I can't go on with this co-dependency."
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"- It has to be this way. - But I don't care."
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"He ruined my chances with Wendy at the clubhouse!"
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"If that's true, then get back together with dad for me!"
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"Yeah bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin from a tree so high,"
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"Well Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today."
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"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
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"I remember not too long ago, we were just kids playing kissing games in my clubhouse."
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"Take this stick, and jam it up your pee hole."
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"Sargent Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines."
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"- You just said the C-word! - Did I?"
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"Pass this up."
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"Come on dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick,"
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"Divorced? Oh no! Does that mean you and dad don't love me anymore?"
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"- Yeah, kind of. - Dude! You're not supposed to say that!"
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"- That's killer. - Yeah, well if you're not home before midnight"
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"But we just don't like being around each other anymore."
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"- My dad let's me watch cartoons. - Well I'm not your dad, ok?"
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"When I say you're the most important thing to me, what I mean is"
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"to me why you were passing notes in school."
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"- That's not it you idiot! - Hey back off cunt!"
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"But not like that, son. Like this:"
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"- And then her little friend will dare you to kiss Wendy. - You really think so?"
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"You have to say truth the first few times, or else you'll seem too eager."
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"Of course she will. They're women, they had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time."
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"Hey Fat Abbot, what are you doing on this side of the hood?"
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"don't bother coming home at all."
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"Thank you for coming on such short notice. I was just disceplining your son for his skylarkings."
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"Oh well I'm sorry to interrupt but she always takes over any conversation."
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"Hello Stanley! I know this must be a very difficult period for you right now,"
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"It wasn't my note dude! It was some girl's!"
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"- Yeah dude how'd you know? - How do you think I met your mother?"
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"- What's sky larkings? - You know like, Tom Fooleries."
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"This is all my fault isn't it?"
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"- Did you find it? - Give me a second would you?"
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"Stanley I want you to explain to me why you were passing notes in school."
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"Goodluck with your piece of crap clubhouse asshole!"
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"- Come on Stanley! - Weak!"
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"I don't need her breathing down my neck every two seconds"
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"Your bastard father has visitation rights, and this is his time with you."
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"- I'll a poppa yo a bitcha assa tuba. Bitcher. - What the hell is going on in this cartoon?"
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"nobody finds him for days. Clock Clock, you know what I'm sayin?"
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"Randy, will you please come get my wedding ring out of the sink!"
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"Wow cartoons are getting really dirty."
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"Young man, school is a time for learning, mmkay. Not for immature skylarkings."
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"Whether it's advice or just someone to play catch with. You can count on me."
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"- High Handsome. We're gonna be at Larry's bar tonight. - I'm already there."
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"Dude, Cartman is in his clubhouse playing trugh or dare right now, you want him to beat us?"
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"- Good night. - Sharon?"
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"Marsh assist halt!"
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"- Ok, we're done. - Dude, I don't think this is very sturdy."
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"- Oh that's weak. - And I go listen bitch, I don't need my mother giving me no curfew."
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"Now, Stanley you have to understand how divorce works."
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"What were we talking about? Oh yeah. See your mother and I still care about you and your sister."
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