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Clips from Black Mirror - The Entire History of You (S01E01)

"Yes."
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"OK, Liam, look,"
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"so if we invite you to stay with the firm in the new environment,"
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"'You can get a willow grain upgrade for less than the price"
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"Sorry!"
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"Mr Foxwell."
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"That's great."
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"That!"
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"Lucy ... Liam, we met at the Dublin wedding."
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"Oh, great."
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"We didn't know ... well, she didn't know if you would make it."
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"Hi."
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"Oh. But good?"
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"Well..."
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"- Later? - Later."
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"Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff, because he'd have shown you,"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, piss off, Jonas."
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"Your wife's being very mean to me tonight."
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"Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's, um..."
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"And Jeff."
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"- Come on. - Um..."
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"vote!"
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"- I think Liam would probably... - Yes, do you know what..."
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"so let's just drop it, yeah?"
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"Thank you so much for inviting us this evening."
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"It's been too long, too long."
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"He's one of the old crowd."
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"QUIETLY TALKING AND LAUGHING"
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"Hey!"
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"Jonas has had a tough one."
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"Was it bad?"
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"the more you spend on the wedding, you know!"
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"you know, "We love being together and never fucking anyone else""
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""and only just having one other person""
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"I just think we just really fancied each other and that was what it was."
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"You know, we were just, I don't know,"
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"Easy!"
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"What, right now?"
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"No shit!"
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"There's a scar on here."
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"probably to some millionaire Chinese perve."
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"The thing is, after I was gouged I didn't have one for a few days"
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"It's cool."
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"I mean, no offence!"
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"(THEY LAUGH)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(ALL) Yay!"
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"You know half the organic memories you have a junk,"
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"just by asking leading questions in therapy."
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"I'm just happier now."
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"TAPE REWINDING"
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"It's phoney."
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"Pause it."
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"Zoom in there."
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"No, no, not really."
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"Oh, it must be such a drag, Jonas, putting it about!"
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"'Wow, it's only, it's early to call it a night.'"
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"and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so..."
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"Oh, it's cool, no worries."
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"Yeah, I will do."
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"Yeah."
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"Nice one."
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"Brilliant. Brilliant."
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"OK, cool."
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"Listen, Gina, it's a 40-minute wait for a cab, but if you want,"
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"All right, night."
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"Thank you."
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"Was he a big part of the gang?"
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"Was he always that oily or..."
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"OK, look."
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"You had a thing with oily dude man?"
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"We've all got our skeletons, how about you and Gemma?"
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"Gemma was a nutcase..."
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"It was years ago and..."
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"That's what I said."
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"'What about you?'"
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"'I'm imagining a chillum and a big knob.'"
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"The point is, it wasn't a big deal."
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"You're getting obsessed."
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"- I love you, you know? - I know."
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"What's this?"
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"LAUGHTER"
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"I don't really want to get involved."
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"Jonas, why don't you come back to ours for a nightcap, if you want?"
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"I'm so sorry, he's really hungover."
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"I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now."
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"That is just objectively not funny."
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"That was fucking embarrassing."
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"You see that?"
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"Your gauges are all over the place, hot and cold."
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"like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper."
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"And how am I looking at you now, Liam?"
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"All right, about six months."
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"and then previous boyfriends come up."
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"He was never a boyfriend, he was always a weird week."
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"So he was a bigger thing than I made out and, yeah, he's sort of a dick."
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"Fuck."
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"early in relationships."
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"'Green warning."
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"Thank you."
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"- 'Who's that?' - It's Liam."
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"She's not, no."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, sure. I'll let you in."
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"What's going on?"
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"Tell you what, let's have a look."
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"Well, that's a pity."
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"Don't do that. Come on now!"
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"Hey."
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"What do you want?"
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"Don't do that."
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"Either you wipe it or I will fucking gouge you myself."
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"Jesus!"
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"'I'm doing it.'"
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"Liam?"
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"What happened?"
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"Did you use a condom or not?"
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"Am I Jodie's father?"
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"That's nice."
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"it's always better when it turns out to be true."
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"It was..."
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