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Clips from Black Mirror - The Entire History of You (S01E01)

"When all the Dan stuff was going on and you'd walked out."
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"For five days, Liam."
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"I mean, you must have been gagging."
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"I'm sorry."
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"He had some."
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"- And you saw him put it on? - Yes."
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"You have to show it to me, Fi."
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"- Show it to me. - No."
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"This isn't me! Look what you're doing to me!"
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"GROANS FROM SCREEN"
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"HEAVY BREATHING FROM SCREEN"
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"MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY"
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"Hello, stinky!"
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"HER GIGGLING PLAYS OVER THE MEMORY"
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"DOOR CREAKS OPEN"
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"Liam Foxwell, welcome."
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"Thank you."
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"OK, little speech time."
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"I've mentioned this to everyone about their appraisals,"
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"and I just want you to know that this isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood."
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"It is much more of a..."
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"treasure hunt for the gold?"
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"Shit sinks."
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"But also, cream floats."
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"Yes, yes, I see that."
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"A new the area we're getting lots of play in ..."
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"and your office could be at the centre for ..."
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"Retrospective..."
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"Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient attention"
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"leading to lack of confidence, leading to damages against earnings."
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"Right, and we're OK, the firm's OK with that, ethically?"
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"And morally?"
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"Yep."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Sure."
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"Yeah, yeah, right."
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"Are you?"
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"Totally, yeah."
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"what we'd have you do is pull an exhaustive redo"
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"No, it's fine, next week's fine."
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"But I have to ask you this ... they're not going to hit anything"
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"to freak us out, are they?"
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"There's no major deletions this quarter?"
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"Great, OK, Liam, this has been really great."
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"Um..."
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"Look, really hope to... look forward to seeing you again."
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"OK, thank you."
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"'breathe..."
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"'smell."
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"'of a daily cup of coffee, and three decades of backup for free."
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"'Because memory is for living.'"
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"OK, great, this has been really great, Liam,"
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"REWOUND VOICES"
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"we really hope to... look forward to seeing you again."
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"Could you just rewind me your last 24 hours for me, please?"
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"Great, and back that up for me times 64 for the week."
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"Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell."
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"Look at what?"
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"Frayed carpet, there, you see?"
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"Seriously?"
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"This is a five-star suite."
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"I pay good money to have perfect details."
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"Oh, thanks, Jonas!"
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"Fuck off."
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"All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this."
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"You've met Lucy, my wife, at the Dublin wedding?"
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"Oh, that's right, yes, hi, Liam."
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"Hi... Hi again."
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"Hello."
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"Liam!"
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"Come in. Thank you."
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"- Great to see you again. - Yeah, you too."
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"Where's Fi been hiding you?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"It was over quicker than I thought."
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"Oh, sorry, hello."
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"Lovely, thank you."
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"OK, thank you."
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"You're back early, then, I didn't think you'd make it."
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"Yeah, I didn't stay over and I caught an early flight back, so..."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"Well, they said they'd let me do a redo sometime next week, so..."
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"OK."
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"- How's Jody? - At home, Gina's babysitting."
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"Hey."
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"Jonas, this is..."
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"Dude, it's really nice to meet you."
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"- You all right? - Good, thank you."
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"- And you know Jeff? - Yes."
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"Yeah, tell me about it."
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"A soon-to-be unemployed/unemployable lawyer."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Jeff and Fi..."
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"used to run the parties down the Fraser Road with Paul and me."
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"Mad old days."
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"Before we started up the Kings."
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"So, yeah..."
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"So, Liam, what was it you had, an assessment?"
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"Appraisal."
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"Well, it was a disaster, but you know, I don't know."
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"- Hard to gauge? - Yeah"
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"Let's have a look."
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"Redo, we can appraise the appraisal."
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"Yeah, great."
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"Throw it up there and we can grade you."
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"It could be fun, we could, um..."
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"I work in recruitment, so it might be quite useful for you."
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"Right, OK."
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"Liam's redoing his appraisal so we can give him marks."
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"- Notes. - Pointers, you know."
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"Guys, no, come on, seriously, that's not cool,"
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"I mean Liam's obviously uncomfortable,"
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"Oh, it's ready."
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"Fi."
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"I haven't met him before, have I? Jonas, is it?"
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"- You OK? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Sure?"
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"Yeah! I brought enough for others to share."
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"Thank you."
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"I've, er, been cooking a lot since the break-up."
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