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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The Shaving (S02E02)

"This Halloween, you won't like me when I'm angry."
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"I don't like you ever. Now just hold still."
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"People ain't gonna get that."
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"I'm the Incredible Plum."
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"Shut up. Just let the food ninja do the work."
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"Shake, unplug that."
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"Great. Look who just ruined Halloween."
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"You're like the A-bomb. Everybody's laughing, having a good time."
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"- No! - You better not say it."
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"The plum is a bachelor, too, Meatwad."
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"He done, like, throw a car at a woman."
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"Plus, his genitals were purple."
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"Don't mind me. I'm just a sailor on shore leave."
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"- No. - Just go put on your ballerina shoes..."
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"and get the rest of the outfit. Be who you really are, Dr. Zhivago."
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"He getting candy."
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"- Okay. - Don't repeat me!"
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"Okay. I get it."
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"No! Frylock, get the axe!"
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"So, do you have any mail for me? Willie Nelson?"
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"But my name is Willie Nelson."
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"Wait a minute. I think we might have time to order an axe from a Web site!"
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"Come to think of it, we do occasionally get mail for a Willie Nelson."
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"Now it's been shattered by the monster. Pretty scary, right?"
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"Those are mine! I made them!"
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"It's nerve-wracking. It's supposed to be."
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"- It's not. - You shave up there?"
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"I know. It's sweltering. I mean, do you guys have a fan or something?"
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"You two. We don't want any trouble here now, okay?"
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"No, I'm with you. I don't think violence solves anything."
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"What's he talking about?"
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"Get some edge, man."
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"This has a triple edge, with special lubricating strip."
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"This'll do a number."
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"It's too easy."
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"- Cool. Can I try that? - No. Only I can do that."
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"Now remember, you have no regard for human life..."
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"I don't want to make a suit from them..."
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"Okay. Now what's this?"
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"It's John Q. Public. I'm just walking along the street..."
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"and suddenly a monster pops out and says..."
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"Damn it! No!"
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"Now, go! Kill like crazy! Kill them!"
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"- What? What do you want? - Yeah, what do you want?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- Willie Nelson? - Hang on. Let me look."
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"- ... and your mother... - I know about that."
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"- ... was that very dog. - Yeah, I know."
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"I think he got the point, you know what I mean?"
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"- I'll get it. You sit there. - Here, have a taste."
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"You didn't do jack, did you? Blood Feast Island Pansy!"
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"Which is your new name until you earn the right to kill."
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"Come on out, Carl! Touch the handle!"
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"I don't know if I want to be a part of this."
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"We didn't want you to come out anyway!"
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"- You hear me? - Hell, yeah!"
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"No, thank you."
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"Come on, boy. I know where he lives. We gonna scare him good."
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"We did it, Guy. High five."
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"You should have seen his face. You did see it."
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"- You were there. - No, I did."
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"once it reached the height of demonification."
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"You're right. I looked over. That's what you were doing."
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"- Yeah. What's left of him. - Yeah. You got me there."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go back up to the attic, get some juice, recharge my batteries."
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"- Willie, you up there? - Yeah, come on up."
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"- Oh, God. - Hang on. He's over here."
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"Who's a good little fella?"
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"Here he comes!"
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"Shut the... up, Steve! You're scaring him!"
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"I ain't being no boogersnot orchestra."
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"No, you're not."
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"Now, get in there."
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"But just so we're clear, boy, don't make me angry."
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"Come on out of there, Meatwad. You're gonna be The Bachelor."
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"Yeah. He was so angry he didn't understand the compromises..."
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"What are you supposed to be, Frylock?"
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"You know, "The Ship of the Damned"?"
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"Famous short story about a ship that had a hole in it?"
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"Yeah, you suck."
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"I got $10 says he's wearing women's panties under that."
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"- Under what? - I know what I said, Meatwad!"
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"Good one, Frylock. Which crappy book is this one from?"
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"Onion of Arabia?"
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"Hey, look at this. Our first trick-or-treater."
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"- I'm the haunted sailor from the... - We know."
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"We heard where you're from, and it sucks!"
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"I don't think you understand, man. I live here."
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"I live in the attic. I'm a monster."
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"- Will we make it? - That is weird."
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"I used to forward it, but now I just throw it out."
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"- Sorry. - Good. Thanks."
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"No. What's that word that's the exact opposite of scary?"
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"- You live in the attic? - He has said that twice already!"
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"Yeah."
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"I was driven here by the villagers when I was doing 30 in the 25..."
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"and I guess when I say villagers..."
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"it's more like this one guy."
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"But, you know, I knew him, but it's not like we were buds or anything."
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"- You want him to repeat that? - No, I heard it."
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"I shave. Once every couple of days."
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"We wouldn't hear it anyway. I mean..."
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"we have pretty good insulation up there."
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"I'm just gonna borrow it. I'm not gonna keep it."
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"Easy! Where's this coming from?"
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"God, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?"
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"- What kind of monster are you? - Look, I'm pretty hard-core."
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"I've been known to do a number on plenty of cats..."
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"Do a number?"
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"Yeah, I bet you do a number. In your tights on Broadway..."
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"which is where you moved to after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara..."
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"How much you want to bet me you couldn't scare jack?"
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"No, Carl. It's your neighbor, remember?"
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"Willie Nelson? I was driven here by the villagers, and..."
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"- Villager... - Well, the villager..."
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"Yeah, that's a great story."
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"Hold on."
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"- I'm calling the cops. - He will do it. I'm out of here, man."
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"- Then we better go. - What is this? "The shaving. The shaving"."
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"You want to see how to scare the neighbor? Check this out."
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