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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The Shaving (S02E02)

"- What? - Catch!"
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"But I will show you the ways of a monster. Come."
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"because they have the organs that you wish that you had."
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"So you want to make a suit from them."
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"Listen to me. That's how it's done. All you concern yourself with is kill."
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"You got it? None of the side crap, 'cause it's throwing you off."
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"And who's gonna stop you anyway? You're immortal."
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"Are you sure? That doesn't sound right."
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"Please, and do me another favor: Lose the shaving."
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"Monsters don't groom themselves. They're frigging maniacs!"
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""What are you doing here?""
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"- Will you read the sheet? - "Nice head. I think I'll take it"."
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"I can't want it for you, because they'll know."
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"Would you mind, please? We're working here."
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"It's gonna land us one of those rainbow flags to hang out front."
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"- Now, get out of here! - All right, I'm gonna roll."
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"so you only got about 30 feet to play with."
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"I live here, ass..."
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"You didn't get any of my mail by mistake, did you?"
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"Eat me."
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"- God, I suck. - Okay, sit down. Tell me."
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"Of course Blood Feast Island Man does thirst for blood."
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"Yes. The thirst is part of his pain..."
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"- because the devil had sex with a dog... - Yeah."
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"And as you know, because you wrote it, I do feel the need to kill again."
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"You crave it."
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"And I guess our friend Carl knows that pretty well..."
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"by now. You know what I mean?"
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"Come on! We're not gonna do anything!"
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"Too late. This is your work. It's got your name all over it."
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"Lower the blood."
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"Which lever is it? There's, like, three of them."
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"- Yeah, that was frigging awesome! - Yeah. Give me some skin!"
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"I think I got enough of your skin on my face here."
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"Okay, let's review. What happened?"
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"All right. Over here, please."
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"and Carl is freaking right now."
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"You rest up, because Carl's just the beginning."
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"- I actually found some mail for you. - I just gotta get the light."
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"Here we go."
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"Just a missing persons thing? Wait. I know this guy."
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"- It's usually not like this. - Boo!"
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"Juice!"
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"I'm sorry. Did anyone want some juice?"
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"I done told you, now."
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"Yeah, you're right. Too inside."
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"Let me go get the blender. You can go as the Boston Philharmonic."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Onion."
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"No. This isn't a costume."
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"This isn't mine. I think I'll throw it out."
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"Okay, look, the scaring will resume when I get back to your attic."
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"- You're just now getting this? - There's a monster in the attic?"
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"No, let's get down to it. What I say is very baffling."
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"where you're from!"
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"- Carl. - Who's this, your fricking mother?"
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"- See ya. - All right. Pay up. Let's go."
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"The shaving. The shaving!"
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"I'm on this."
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"Remember, the chain saws are electric..."
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"If it shows up, bring it over. If you dare."
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"Yeah, pretty much."
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"- I'm going back to the attic. - I'm going back next door."
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"Ring it again."
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"And I guess my eyes rolled back into my head..."
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"I just wanted to check out the... Oh, my God, no!"
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"- I had you go... - Wait a second here."
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"you gotta go through building a lasting relationship."
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"- Thanks for joining us now. - What's with the razor?"
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"- Hi, Carl! - Get him off!"
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"There we go, but a little more feeling, okay?"
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""Nice head. I think I'll take it."
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"- Yeah, I know. - And I'm just visiting."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a total mess right now."
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"All right. You know best."
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"And? What else? Come on, don't be shy."
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""Nice head. I think I'll take it."
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"- I said: do it! - Okay, I got it."
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"Hey, where's your brother?"
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"From the ship of the damned."
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"- Ring it again. He's in there. - Are we trying to kill him or scare him?"
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"- I thought he was you. - No."
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"Yeah. Blood Feast Island Man. Just like you said."
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"Of course you can. Shake!"
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"Why don't you stay in there and have a little more drinky-drinky on me?"
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"- No. - I'll get angry."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"most especially women..."
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"All right! But I can still be the plum, too, right?"
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"You're about to be both Hall and Oates."
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"Then you show up, boom. Everything's dead."
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"You're Insane Creature Guy."
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"I'll just go get the candy, okay?"
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"- Tacos? - Taco? Where? Get out of my way."
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"- Willie Nelson? - Not "the" Willie Nelson."
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"That was my window to the world!"
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"- Okay. - I'm not a retard like you!"
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""Nice head. I think... " Oh, crap!"
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"- No! Don't touch me! - How you doing?"
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"He's got AC over there."
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"Killing is scary. Come on, it's Halloween."
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"Enough of this... Fine. Thanks, Carl."
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"Yeah, that's typical with dark powers of this nature..."
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"Tonight shall be forever."
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"Gracious."
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"I really didn't know him."
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"You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown!"
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"And wear this sailor's hat, too."
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"I think the sailor's hat adds a nice..."
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"How did it go? You told them your name, right?"
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