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Clips from Seinfeld - The Label Maker (S06E06)

"- This was fun, you know? - Yeah."
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"So..."
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"...I guess I'll talk to you."
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"Upstairs? You wanna go upstairs?"
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"I would love to go upstairs."
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"Elaine, you are something else."
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"No one could ever put a label on you, huh?"
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"Newman. He's going with Newman."
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"How does Tim Whatley even know Newman?"
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"Newman's his mailman."
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"Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?"
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"Well, the cactus will smooth things over."
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"I'm going to the Super Bowl with Tim Whatley."
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"- What? - We went out for coffee..."
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"- ... and he offered me a ticket. - But what about the label maker?"
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"Well."
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"It was totally out of the blue."
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"We went upstairs to his apartment to look for the label maker-"
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"How? Did you say you had to use the bathroom?"
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"- No. - Then how did you get up there?"
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"That's why you're going to the Super Bowl."
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"- Why? - You go out with a guy one time."
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"- You're crazy. - Well, what happened upstairs?"
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"As soon as we walked in..."
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"...so he had to leave. I didn't look for the label maker."
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"...and then de-gifted. Now he's using an upstairs invite..."
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"...as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm watching your door."
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"- My door? - Yeah. From my peephole."
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"Fisheye. Sees all."
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"- What was that? - Newman. Open it. Open it. Open."
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"Damn."
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"The bedroom."
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"- I see you, Newman. I see you. - I'm taking the Congo as a penalty."
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"I've got a confession to make."
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"- What's that? - I've got Super Bowl fever."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, me too. - Yeah."
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"- So where are we staying? - Oh, the Ambassador."
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"Big room?"
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"It's a regular room, but it's right downtown."
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"What do they have there? A couple of beds?"
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"Why? You bringing someone else?"
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"There's two of us."
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"They don't need any water..."
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"...so you don't have to keep taking them to the bathroom."
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"Well..."
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"...look who's here."
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"So she kicked him out of the apartment?"
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"That's right."
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"It's just me and her."
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"He's gone. Now I'm the man."
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"That's not a good role for you."
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"No, it's not."
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"You unwittingly made a major commitment."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You wanted to be ensconced in velvet."
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"You're buried."
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"I had the perfect situation here. He was shouldering half the load."
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"- I don't wanna see it again. - Thanks."
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"Yeah. I am taking over South America..."
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"Yeah. I just hope Tim Whatley's electric bills..."
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"...or it could be lights out for him."
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"Tim Whatley. Out scalping?"
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"See, now, I've been thinking a lot about what happened."
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"I feel horrible. Listen, I wanna give you a ticket back."
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"Hey, isn't this Kramer's car?"
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"Hey, Cosmo! They're towing your car."
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"What?"
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"Not my car!"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm taking the board with me."
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"Hey."
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"Hey! Hey, wait!"
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"Wait!"
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"Okay. Good."
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"Where-?"
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"What happened? Where's-? Where's all the stuff?"
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"It's gone. It was all his."
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"Besides, we don't need any of those things."
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"We have each other."
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"Are you sure you know where the impound yard is?"
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"Oh, stop stalling. Come on."
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"I- I can't think. There's all this noise."
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"Or is it because I've built a stronghold around Greenland..."
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"...I've driven you out of Western Europe..."
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"Yeah? The Ukraine."
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"You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck."
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"A road apple, Newman."
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"I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."
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"Yeah, we're playing a game here, pal."
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"Ukraine is game to you? How about I take your little board and smash!"
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"I didn't come by to yell at you. I didn't come by for that."
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"I gave you a label maker, and now I would like to have it back."
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"But you gave it to me."
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"But you gave me a ticket to the Super Bowl."
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"Hand it over, Whatley."
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"Okay."
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"You don't have the label maker, do you?"
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"- No. - I knew it."
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"- You're a re-gifter. - Oh, yeah. Some gift."
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"- That thing didn't work at all. - What?"
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"It was the worst gift I ever got."
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"Well, I bought it for you..."
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"...because you were so nice to me for not charging me for the dental work."
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"The way you worked on my filling, you were so-"
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"So gentle and so caring and so sensitive."
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"Oh, Elaine."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"Here's the TV."
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"It's, like, a four-hour game."
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"George, Scott's gonna drop by. He said he never got his boxes."
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"I'll get the towels."
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"How am I gonna get out of this? Think, Costanza. Think!"
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"- Here we are. - Hey."
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"Do you know, Bonnie, I-"
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"I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I-"
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"What?"
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"- Hi. - Scott."
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"Remember what we talked about the other day?"
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"...these boxes show up at the post office with no labels."
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