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Clips from Seinfeld - The Label Maker (S06E06)

"No labels, Jerry. You know what that means?"
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"Freebies!"
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"- Can you move over an inch? - Oh, come on."
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"...but if he goes to another team, they boo him."
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"This is the same human being in a different shirt."
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"I can't believe you got these for free. What? Row F?"
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"How about Kramer or Elaine?"
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"Yeah. Sleeping arrangements."
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"- ... his Thanksgiving party? - No. I explained it to him."
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"We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it."
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"It's a Label Baby Junior."
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"Yeah, perhaps."
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"Yeah, well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm a large."
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"He's a great guy. You'll really like him."
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"- Well, maybe he's- - No, believe me, he's not."
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"- If it was socially acceptable- - I know."
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"Yeah. All right, fine. You sit there and you watch..."
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"...while Newman takes over the world, but he'd be a horrible leader."
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"- What's that? - Oh, it's Risk."
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"Hello, Tim? Yeah, hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Well, this is my building."
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"He is merry. I'll give him that."
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"You mean just because I asked him to go upstairs..."
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"- ... he thinks he's going downtown? - Obviously."
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"...he got a call from one of his patients with an impacted molar..."
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"Oh, a cactus."
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"Where you going?"
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"...and there ain't nothing you can do about it."
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"Okay. Thanks for having me over, guys."
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"Well, things just didn't work out like I thought they would."
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"Hey!"
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"The Ukraine is weak."
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"Hello, Tim."
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"...G..."
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"One, two, three-"
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"- What is it? - Well, I-"
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"Sure you don't want the tickets?"
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"He's a re-gifter."
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"- Thank Scott. He recommended it. - Oh, Scott, Scott."
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"You ask him to go upstairs like you're Mae West."
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"Hi, George."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"George. What are you up to?"
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"Okay. Bye."
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"I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted..."
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"...but don't you think there should be two beds?"
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"She's confiding in him about our dates."
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"George, would you just stop."
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"They were his."
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"I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak."
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"So he wanted to postpone it."
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"- Are you serious? What about Elaine? - Oh, Elaine, yeah."
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"Well, how did he react when you gave it to him?"
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"Do you at least have some towels we could sit on?"
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"They hate him now."
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"You put a label on something, 10 minutes later it would peel off."
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"We'll take our check, please."
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"What do you want?"
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"- What do you mean? - Is there any work being done?"
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"Well, he's merry."
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"Yeah."
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"- Isn't that wonderful? - Oh, it's enchanting."
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"Great streak of luck I'm having."
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"...because the players are always changing. The team can move."
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"Elaine laughed at me. Kramer's interested in Canadian football."
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"...I gotta spend, like, 1500 bucks."
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"Tim, you didn't have to get me a thank-you gift."
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"- So that's here? - Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland."
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"- All right, soldier boys. Let's fall out. - Yeah."
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"- Tim Whatley? - Yeah. Who sent you that one?"
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"Perhaps it's an homage."
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"He looks just like me."
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"...being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
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"Oh, you do? I understand."
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"All right."
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"He's really great, isn't he?"
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"- Well. - What?"
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"- I said, Do you wanna go upstairs? - And there's your ticket."
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"I asked Scott to move out."
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"It's feeble."
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"H..."
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