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Clips from Seinfeld - The Label Maker (S06E06)

"You paying my hotel and airfare to Miami?"
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"- What do you think? - In order to use these..."
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"This is a bill for $1500."
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"I find sleeping-arrangement conversations depressing."
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"- So you haven't-? - Oh, no, no, no."
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"Hey, hey. Is that Tim Whatley?"
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"- He was fine with it. - Oh, good."
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"Yeah. I blamed it on you."
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"Oh, just a couple gals out on the town, shopping and gabbing."
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"I'm getting a makeover."
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"- What, are you kidding? - Here. Two tickets. Have a good time."
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"How can I thank you? I'll take you to dinner sometime."
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"- You ever been to Mendy's? - No. No, no. No dinner."
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"I know. It's a label maker."
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"The Label Baby Junior."
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"Yeah, I hear they're good."
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"Okay. Well, you enjoy those tickets."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Come in."
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"Hey, where can I put this?"
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"- What is it? - It's Risk, Jerry."
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"- All right, that's perfect. - Kramer, why do you have to-?"
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"Hello, Jerry. Will he take it? I gotta go to work."
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"- Take what? - The board, Jerry."
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"We've been playing at Newman's for six hours, but he's gotta go."
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"I don't wanna be Switzerland."
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"It's winner take all. People cannot be trusted."
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"- Don't look at me. - I'm looking right at you, big daddy."
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"- All right, you're gonna look after it? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Stay strong. Watch it good. - Yeah. Okay."
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"- Hey, hey. - Hey. Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Love the Label Baby, baby."
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"You know, those things make great gifts."
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"I just got one for Tim Whatley for Christmas."
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"One Tim Whatley."
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"The same. He sent it as a thank-you for my Super Bowl tickets."
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"I think this is the same one I gave him."
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"Or maybe he liked your gift so much, he decided to get me the same thing."
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"He said, Oh, a label maker. How about that."
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"Well, if you repeat the name of the gift, you can't possibly like it."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Like when someone opens something and goes:"
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"- What are you gonna do? - I don't know."
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"- ... and see if he's got a label maker. - Why did you get him a gift?"
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"So I got him a Christmas present."
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"Well, here we are. This is the place."
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"You like it?"
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"Look at this couch. Is this velvet?"
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"Are you a velvet fan?"
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"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
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"Look at this. Hardwood floors."
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"Aren't they great? Oh, Scott, hi."
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"If you lean out this window, you can see the river."
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"So Scott's your roommate, huh?"
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"Yes. I'm sure I've mentioned him."
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"No, I don't think you mentioned him, no."
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"- Male roommate. - Yes, a male roommate."
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"- And this is a problem? - It's a huge problem, Jerry."
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"The hardest part about having sex with a woman..."
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"...is getting her to come back to your place. He's already got that."
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"You always like the person you talk to about the date more than the date."
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"It's just a matter of time until they realise, Hey, we could have sex."
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"- What's stopping them? - Exactly."
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"You know how they get animals to reproduce?"
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"- What does he look like? - That's the worst part."
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"He looks like you, and he's working from the inside?"
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"I look like me, and I'm working from the outside."
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"It's so cosy. I'm ensconced in velvet."
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"Everything with the velvet."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I saw Newman talking to the super. - So what?"
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"The super has keys to your apartment."
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"Newman is planning a sneak attack."
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"I talked to Arthur Jobania."
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"- The Drake's wedding. That's off. - The wedding is off?"
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"- What happened? - The Drake..."
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"...he found out that the wedding is on the same day as the Super Bowl."
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"The wedding is off. You can go to the Super Bowl."
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"You just gave them to him two days ago."
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"Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of giving?"
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"Well, didn't he re-gift the label maker?"
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"- Possibly. - Well, if he can re-gift..."
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"- You may have a point. - I have a point. I have a point."
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"- All right, I'll call him. - Yeah."
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"It's a game of world domination..."
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"Well, it turns out I can use them."
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"Well, they're his tickets."
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"I gotta try and figure out a way to switch places with him."
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"It's like a Siegfried & Roy trick."
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"Nothing."
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"Just being neighbourly."
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"You wanna hang out? Shoot the breeze?"
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"You're not a little anything, Newman."
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"So just pack it up and move it out of here."
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"Oh, by the way, what are you doing for the Super Bowl?"
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"If you watch closely, you just might see me."
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"I'll be the one waving to the camera from my seat on the 40-yard line."
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"- You're going to the Super Bowl? - Yes."
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"A guy on my mail route got a couple tickets and offered me one."
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"That's my ticket."
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"Is it?"
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"Well, if only you'd known..."
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"...you could have saved some time and given it directly to me."
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"What a movie. Good choice."
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"- Yes, he is. - Yes, he is."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"When you come out of the shower and put your robe on..."
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"...do you cinch it tight? Are you concerned about that?"
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"Do you hold the neck together..."
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"George, you're being ridiculous."
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"What's the massage situation?"
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"And if so, who is making the request?"
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"Say you go into the bathroom at 2:00 in the morning."
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"- George, what is wrong with you? - I'll tell you what's wrong."
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"It's unnatural. It's an abomination."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Do you need the bathroom? I'm gonna jump in the shower."
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"No. Just throw my bras out of the way."
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"Yes, it is."
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