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Clips from Community (2009) - Interpretive Dance (S01E01)

"It's like math or other regular classes."
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"Well, maybe one of us could stand by the back door"
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"I haven't either."
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"You thought I was dead, didn't you?"
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"You don't have to cross your fingers to see if I'll show up."
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"You know, when I was 30,"
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"How you doing?"
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"Hey, midterms and whatever."
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"Chalk."
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"You guys be extra careful now."
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"And what her heels and hemline are doing"
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"Oh, my god!"
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"That's because you don't play football"
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"I started last semester too."
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"Into hiding something that we're passionate about."
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"We could invite them to the dance recital on Friday."
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"As soon as we touch, the blinds will open,"
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"That you're our new mom."
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"But you know it's nothing like that, right?"
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"The important thing is we all understand"
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"Professor slater and I need this to be our little secret."
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"i>- Well, I don't know how funny it is."
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"M-my secret..."
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"Is that..."
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"I thought we were supposed to come out to the group together."
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"You are not shirley!"
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"Not anymore."
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"To snatch him off the counter"
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"And hold hands, visit her parents?"
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"And now that it is out, it is over, believe me."
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"Can... Can I just ask"
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"What do you mean, you people?"
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"I mean this--dating."
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"Oh, it...Hmm?"
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"Now... This is just hypothetical."
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"Spending the night with a third person?"
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"I'll put "tbd.""
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"Would you describe yourself as boyfriend and girlfriend?"
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"i>- The best friend ever."
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"I'd be better off dating, um...An adult."
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"Somewhere between our 9th and 11th slumber party,"
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"Statistically speaking,"
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"It can get complicated and messy."
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"Whoopee flippin' ding, winger."
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"Boy, that guy's really taking a pounding"
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"They even had to file paperwork with the dean."
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"I brought goobers. Anybody want a goober?"
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"Shh!"
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"Shh!"
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"- Shh! - Shh, shh!"
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"Everyone can hear you."
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"Easy, girl."
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"Culturally, it's unacceptable,"
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"But it's theatrical dynamite!"
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"I'm impressed."
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"And such a creative way to tell the world you're gay."
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"- Good job up there. - Thank you."
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"Didn't she want to get my autograph?"
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"I heard you guys are official now."
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"I mean, if I can handle having a girl for a friend,"
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"* so I learnt from you *"
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"* do do do *"
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"- Brita. - Okay."
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"Before we start,"
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"I'd like to have a preliminary powwow,"
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"Or prelimi-wow, about what I'm calling"
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"Our library's backdoor conundrum."
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"Sounds like a porno with kate winslet."
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"Abed, ew."
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"The door on that side is locked after 5:00,"
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"Which means that most of us have to walk all the way around."
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"Now, if we were to move our meetings to 4:30--"
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"I have a regular class at that time."
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"- I nominate pierce. - Where is he?"
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"I have not seen him around all day."
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"- Well, has anyone called him? - I did."
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"Several times, actually, but he never returned my calls."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, the last thing I said to him was "suck it.""
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"- Me too. - Good morning."
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"- All: No... - I did."
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"You people have any idea how emasculating that is?"
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"I'm not mickey rooney."
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"People used to wish that I was dead to my face!"
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"That's called respect."
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"Who is the lucky brunette?"
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"Last name beeswax, first name none-a-ya."
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"Oh, my third wife was biracial."
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"- Stop it! - I am just trying to help"
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"Keep you out of troubl e- what if the next girl saw these?"
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"- - - jeff!"
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"You're sleeping with a woman you already slept with?"
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"Can't I be the friend in the group"
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"Whose trademark is his wel l-defined boundaries,"
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"Like privacy smurf, discreet bear or..."
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"Confidentiality spice?"
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"But if you like her,"
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"Why would you want to keep her a secret?"
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"Don't you want us to meet her?"
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"That's ridiculous. Obviously, it's a guy."
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"You're wrong, pierce. It's two guys."
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"thank you."
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"What's up, bro?"
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"Hey, what's up, j-dog?"
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"Woof, woof, woof, woof!"
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"Yeah!"
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"* we're too gangsta for tv *"
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"* that's why you don't see us *"
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"* but they still wanna be us *"
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"* *"
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"* *"
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"Professor slater, quick question."
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"You know the answer, mr. Winger."
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"I don't date students,"
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"Even if you are no longer in my statistics class."
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"I'm actually kind of seeing someone right now,"
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"- Thank you very much. - Really? How's that going?"
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"Fine for now. She's smart and pretty."
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"But sometimes I feel like she's just waiting for me"
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