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Clips from Community (2009) - Interpretive Dance (S01E01)

"To stop talking and take off my pants."
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"She is."
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"I've never been someone's dirty little secret."
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"I've never had a dirty little secret."
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"It's so unprofessional."
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"But the sneaking does make the sex 38% hotter."
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"Wow, you do like statistics, don't you?"
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"Professor slater, there's that transcript you wanted."
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"Jeff, I didn't expect to see you here."
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"Hopefully, I'm not... Interrupting."
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"You know, we laugh... But the fact is,"
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"And they are a magnet for lawsuits."
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"So we do stay vigilant."
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"In fact, physically attractive students and faculty"
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"Are actually placed on a watch list"
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"And are ranked by their potential"
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"To incite fraternization."
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"You rank people by how hot they are?"
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"You got it... Number two."
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"- Dean pelton. - Yes, professor seven--"
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"- Uh, slater. - I'll return this tomorrow."
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"Okay, then."
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"Two people of your rankings in this small a room..."
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"With this type of lighting and his upper body"
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"To enhance what were already quite a few favors from god--"
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"It's all the more important to keep it tasteful."
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"- I think he might have ruined-- - it's dead."
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"* *"
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"Oh, I can't wait for the recital."
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"You are all wonderful, especially you, troy."
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"Thank you, madame leclair."
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"And if any of you mention my dancing outside of class,"
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"I will break off your legs"
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"And use them to smash in your friends' cars."
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"- Oh! - Huh!"
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"Troy, since when have you taken modern dance?"
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"Since last semester."
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"Coach told me it would help with my coordination,"
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"And I fell in love with it, in a very straight way."
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"I know it's tempting to sneak a peek,"
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"But I'm gonna need for you to keep your eyes up here!"
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"God, I should have never dismissed you as a shallow jock."
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"Then again, we haven't really spent that much time together."
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"Or have fun."
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"- I have fun tap -dancing."
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"It was always something that I wanted to do,"
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"But it was too embarrassing, so I never told anyone."
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"Same here. Britta..."
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"- Nobody can know about this. - Troy, who are we kidding?"
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"Look at how much time and energy we're putting"
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"We are leading a double life."
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"I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing."
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"We should look at this as an opportunity to come clean."
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"Are you saying we tell the group, together?"
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"man, I don't know."
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"Let me think about it."
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"- Ahem! - Sorry."
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"Mr. Winger. Would you come to my office?"
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"We never finished our intercourse."
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"I have study group right now,"
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"And nobody uses intercourse to mean anything other than sex."
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"- - - this is a wall of windows."
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"My study group's behind it."
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"I know."
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"And six annoying but loveable misfits"
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"Will be staring at us."
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"come on, what are the odds?"
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"Fine."
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"- Now, was that so bad? - Mm-mm."
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"hey!"
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"Could you open the back door?"
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"You all remember michelle slater,"
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"My professor from last semester?"
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"As most of you may realize by now,"
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"She's the woman I've been seeing lately."
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"Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?"
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"Well, jeff acts as sort of the dad of the group,"
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"So emotionally this is kind of like being told"
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"Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?"
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"- I have. - Macaroni's my favorite."
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"Everyone understand that?"
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"- Yeah. - Yes. I do like macaroni."
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"- - - sure."
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"See? All good."
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"Well, thank you, everyone. I appreciate it."
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"I should get going."
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"- Ooh! - Ooh..."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Well, jeff,"
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"You've taken a big step in knocking down the barriers"
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"Between students and teachers..."
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"- Just like rosa parks. - I don't think it's like that."
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"No, it's just like that."
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"Is your heart gonna be okay with this?"
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"I will try to find the tools to survive."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, everybody, speaking of secrets,"
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"Troy and I have something that we would like to announce."
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"- oh! - No. No."
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"There's a dance recital on Friday,"
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"And I would be honored if you guys would attend,"
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"Because since last semester, I..."
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"Have been taking a tap class."
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"- That's...F -funny."
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"Come on... We're not making fun of you."
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"But obviously, you kept it a secret"
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"- Because you saw the irony too. - Irony?"
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"Well, you're not a typically vulnerable or feminine person,"
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"And the act of dancing is considered"
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"- Both vulnerable and feminine. - I disagree."
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"What about fred astaire? What about baryshnikov?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"There are exceptions to the rule,"
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"Jerry rice?"
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"Oh, god. I liked him."
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"Troy?"
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"What--what's your secret?"
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"Um..."
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"I knew britta's secret."
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