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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Tagger (S01E01)

"Lone wolf."
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"He's digging me."
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"Hey, sarge, do you know where we keep the glitter?"
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"is extra sparkly."
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"What are you doing, Peralta?"
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"Look, if I have to do things his way,"
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"I'm gonna do them my way."
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"Okay, man."
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"It was nice working with you."
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"I'm not scared of him, okay?"
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"I'm not scared of anyone."
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"Oh, also, the tagger drew a penis on your minivan."
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"What? There's a penis on my minivan?"
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"High ceilings, three bedrooms."
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"Why does every perp have a nicer place than I do?"
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"You know what they don't teach you at the academy?"
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"It's better to be a criminal."
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"Oh, no. The cabinets are blue."
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"Tacky. Not a deal breaker, though."
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"I'd just repaint it."
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"The psychic predicted the drugs"
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"would be found in something blue."
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"I see the color blue."
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"about my life."
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"She will never love you back."
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"And if she's right about where we find the drugs,"
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"that means she's right about the other thing."
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"- Uh-huh. - Kitchen."
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"- Whoa. - Jackpot."
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"There's way more than 12 keys in here."
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"Baseboard, behind the hamper."
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"What color was the hamper?"
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"- Green. - Yes."
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"The clothes hamper was green!"
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"Drinks on me."
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"You're weird."
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"Sorry this is taking so long."
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"Still writing up my report."
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"Pretty detailed."
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"Hey, Gina, can you look up what the humidity was"
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"about an hour ago and also what moon cycle we're in?"
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"No, sorry. Don't feel like it, no."
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"Thanks, Gina."
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"And now to you. What's your name?"
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"My name is banana fartman, md."
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"I don't believe you."
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"Come on, man. Just tell me who you are."
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"I need to fill this thing out perfectly,"
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"Are you a minor? How old are you?"
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"I'm 610. I'm a highlander."
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"And then you're gonna be tried as an adult highlander."
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"And they're gonna cut your head off."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"I hate to be the bearer of bad news,"
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"but your psychic friend's predictions"
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"about the drug case were wrong,"
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"Mm-mm. No way. She's never wrong."
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"Never said green or the letter "H.""
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"I don't know if there's any kindergarteners present,"
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"but those two colors combined make green."
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"She also mentioned the letters "L" and "B,""
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"and another name for a hamper is..."
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"Lady bin?"
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"Laundry basket."
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"Oh, little boo-boo."
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"Can you go be depressed over there?"
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"You're bumming out my whole area."
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"Baby, I've got some bad news."
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"Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan."
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"No, you cannot have an SUV now."
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"Those things roll, baby. They roll!"
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"Hey, look at this."
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"Your prints were on file."
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"Nice to meet you, Trevor Podolski."
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"Your father is deputy police commissioner Podolski."
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"I'm not sure how things work here,"
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"but does that mean that your career is in my hands?"
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Yes."
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"20.2 kilos."
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"I feel like we could round up to 21."
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"Or we could round down to 20,"
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"take the extra 0.2, sell it to our friends."
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"I'll call the D.A. Rosa, you log this in."
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"Charles, maybe watch Gina."
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"So what are you doing tonight?"
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"Nothing. What about you..."
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"Are doing tonight?"
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"Nothing."
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"Carlene."
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"Whelp, I hope you find something to do."
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"I'm gonna pee. That's what I'm doing tonight."
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"No."
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"Deputy commissioner's son, huh?"
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"His decision to target cop cars makes a lot more sense now."
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"We gotta let him walk, right?"
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"He defaced nine police vehicles,"
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"Why would you let him walk?"
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"Captain, I did all the work on this perfectly."
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"I mean, my report has over 25 pages"
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"of meticulous research, diagrams, and maps."
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"I did everything you asked me to do,"
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"but this is above my pay grade."
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"You gotta make the call."
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"You're the arresting officer. It's your call."
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"I told you to do every part of your job,"
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"and making this call is part of your job."
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"- Yeah, but you think I should process him. - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, if I do, the deputy commissioner"
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"could ruin my career, and I'll end up on the streets"
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"selling my beautiful body for a can of beans."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Man, you were totally right about the cocaine,"
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"Who's Rosa? The woman I..."
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"The woman who doesn't love him back."
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"You know, it can be a burden to always know"
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"I just had a vision of you leaving this chair"
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"and getting seriously injured."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I should probably wheel you back to your desk."
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