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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"The Industrial Revolution, to me, is just like a story I know..."
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"The world was changing..."
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"..in that they were both lost in the woods,..."
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"..and nobody, especially the little boy - society - knew where to find them."
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"..that was a revolution."
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"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response..."
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"..were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought."
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"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
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"Mr Gordon. The American business environment has fundamentally changed..."
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"..following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals."
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"..can be summarised in..."
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"Yeah, um..."
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"See..."
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"- I demand a new question. - Take it easy, psycho."
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"I oughta blow you away, you miserable..."
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"Yikes!"
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"(Eric ) Get off me!"
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"A little confused, kinda sweaty,..."
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"Well, it was tough for me, so back off!"
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"Yahoo!"
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"Yahoo for school!"
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"Yahoo for me!"
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"Anyways, this hotel stuff really isn't for me,..."
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"..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels..."
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"Daddy."
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"What can I say? I saved the day, I guess."
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"I mean, Eric doesn't take over the company."
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"You don't have to say anything. I'm so proud of you."
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"You're a bad penguin."
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"Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you."
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"Sorry, Daddy."
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"(fast gibberish )"
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"How long will they have jobs once Billy has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?"
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"When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?"
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"(rings doorbell)"
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"Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?"
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"All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again."
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"~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you"
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"~ I'll tumble for ya"
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"~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble"
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"~ I get a crazy feeling that chases in my head"
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"Hi."
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"Billy is special, just like each and every one of you."
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"Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time."
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"(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Lunchtime!"
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"~ Number one, number one"
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"~ Number three, number three"
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"(laughs )"
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"A buffoon. And yet a threat to my eventual takeover of this company."
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"Hm..."
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"Ooh. That wasn't very nice."
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"Come on, kid! Get up! Get up!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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"Miss Lippy's car is green."
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"Bath."
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"- W? - No!"
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"Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?"
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"(Carl) Everybody's having a good time but you."
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"Relax, dude."
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"Dan, you may begin."
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"I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear."
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"Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story."
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"Yes?"
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"(class ) Ooh."
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"- Where's Billy? - He's in school, man."
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"~ I'm not the one"
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"Well, let's find out."
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"Although maybe I should. You are, what, 50?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Get on the bus here."
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"Whoo-ee!"
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"No yelling on the bus!"
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"Rock on! Yes!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Trust me, Carl, baby. I know he's not gonna make it."
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"You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday."
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"And my friends are always sleepin' over, even when I didn't ask 'em to."
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"- Who's Eric? - He works for my dad too."
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"~ Things you never, never knew before..."
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"(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard."
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"Yeah, to see your girlfriend."
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"(boys ) Whooo!"
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"There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob."
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"Chlorophyll? More like ''bore-ophyll''!"
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"- Jeez, a little bit stuffy in here, huh? - Don't talk to me."
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"Billy, wait."
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"Maybe the first time you went to high school,..."
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"Well, I am sorry, and maybe we can get together some time..."
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"..and have coffee or somethin'."
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"(reporter ) That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School."
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"(Billy howling )"
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"Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,..."
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"(snoring )"
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"I got an idea for you. Instead of being an idiot every day,..."
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"Well, if you think you can beat him."
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"Buenos dias."
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"(speaks French very quickly )"
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"All right, then. Let the academic decathlon begin."
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"Is that right?"
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"that is the question:"
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"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"Reflections of Society in Literature."
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"Knibb High football rules!"
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"..is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard."
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"Aagh!"
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"..but all in all I'm OK."
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"Are you sure this is what you wanna do?"
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"Max! What can I say, buddy? You saved my life."
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"But I'm still horny."
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"You think he's horny."
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"Penguin! Don't you dare run away!"
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"~ Oh, back to school"
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"That's quack-tastic!"
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"- Bath. - Correct!"
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"''Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long''?"
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"~ We've been through this too many times"
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