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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"~ You protect me"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Have five daiquiris?"
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"It's nudie-magazine day!"
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"Ooh, you're a quick one."
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"Nudie-magazine day! Nudie-magazine day!"
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"Agh! Ooh!"
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"Ooh."
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"(squawking )"
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"Penguin."
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"Beautiful table."
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"Where's Billy?"
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"Juanita said he'd be down in a few minutes."
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"I'm sure you'll all be very impressed."
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"- I see you got a little sun today. - You think so?"
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"- I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours. - Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?"
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"It's good soup."
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"Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough for coming this evening."
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"Please, Billy, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you."
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"That's it, Billy! Get the hell outta here!"
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"I don't know. My dad was yellin' at me. I'm just not in the mood."
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"Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
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"- Billy is not an idiot. - I'm not saying he's an idiot."
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"We built it into 650 hotels."
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"Oh, Billy, Billy boy."
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"Who got the lighter?"
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"Judas Priest, Barbara! One of those flaming bags again!"
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"(Barbara ) Don't put it out with your boots, Ted."
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"This is the best night of my life!"
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"I have big news."
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"You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything."
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"- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels. - Eric?!"
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"I mean, I'm doin' you a favour. You don't ever have to look for a job."
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"- Penguin? - What an idiot."
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"I think crazy Carl is right. I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it."
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"Forget it."
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"I'll do anything it takes. I'll go back to high school and take the exams again."
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"- I'll get my diploma all by myself. - Billy, Billy, it wasn't just high school."
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"I'll do each grade in two weeks, take the tests, regraduate,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..and its 61,000 employees is too important to gamble on a game like this?"
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"No."
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"Oh!"
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"Nice try, asswipe. But you're just delaying the inevitable."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Downtown we'll drown, we're in our never splendour"
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"~ Who's got the new boy gender?"
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"You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Pack."
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"I thought I was your Snack Pack."
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"~ Back to school"
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"~ Back to school, back to school..."
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"Are you going to class today, too?"
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"I'll be going to learn."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Well, all right!"
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"(bell rings )"
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"- Hey. How you doin'? - Let's involve the class."
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"Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks."
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"''This puppy was the happiest puppy in the whole world.''"
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"''The end.''"
Billy Madison (1995)
"..is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour."
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"That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility."
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"You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I think it's time to play dodge ball."
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"I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good."
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"Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever."
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"I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever."
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"~ Number two, number two"
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"~ Hey, what countryfolk we be"
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"I heard he's retarded or something."
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"This programme to make sure they turn the wheels right..."
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"- (phone rings ) - Yes."
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"- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch."
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"We eliminate it. We eliminate Billy Madison."
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"(laughing )"
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"- You want some of this milk? - That milk belongs to that classroom."
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"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?"
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"Rolex!"
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"(Eric ) Go!"
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"You're humiliating yourself! Get up!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"So he's passed first grade and he's moved on to second. Whoop-de-do."
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"Bath."
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"Cheese."
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"C..."
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"R... Are you going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking."
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"No, I am not going to the mall. Keep spelling, mister."
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"..c-h?"
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"Correct!"
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"Spoilt snot. Get outta here."
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"- Good morning, class. - Good morning, Miss Vaughn."
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"- Jeez! What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?"
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"..who w...''"
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"You're gonna get us in trouble."
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"Ow! You're tearing my ear off!"
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"Oh, Veronica Vaughn. So hot."
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"Oh, yes. Oh, my."
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"Oh, God, yes."
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"- Lordy. - Billy Madison."
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"They look like Rs to me."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I hate cursive and I hate all of you!"
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"I'm never comin' back to school! Never!"
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"(children laugh )"
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"I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school."
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"But don't get your hopes up, because I plan on teaching,..."
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"Michael?"
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"Excuse me. What's that in your hand?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"''We're so lucky to have Principal Anderson substituting.''"
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"- Why? Did she say she likes me? - Not to me."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh."
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"- I'll give you a grown-up. - What was that, Ernie?"
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"(children ) Do it. Come on."
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"- I have to go to the bathroom. - Probably about two minutes."
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"Sorry about that. Damn guy drives like an animal."
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"- OK. - I double-dare you."
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"(children giggle )"
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"..but you have to admit, I've been tryin' to be good lately."
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"Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."
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"Oh!"
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"Hi, Miss Vaughn. Nice to see ya."
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"(boy ) Stop it."
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"The mucus queen is yours."
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