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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"~ You know why"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away, mister. Stop it."
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"I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again."
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"~ And got a haemorrhage in my head"
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"- I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy."
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"And by opposing end them?"
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"(Billy ) That's nice, buddy."
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"Light it."
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"~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said"
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"~ As simple as do-re-mi, ABC..."
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"Dad! He's lyin'!"
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"Can't you just stop for two seconds?"
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"Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!"
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"- Billy Madison? - (blows raspberry )"
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"..to the Knibb High School library, I have been able to arrange for ten teachers..."
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"No!"
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"Holy jeez!"
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"Wow! Look at all that candy!"
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"For the love of God, cherish it."
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"No!"
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"~ Flowers, showers"
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"~ That you'll be shootin' for"
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"No, they didn't."
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"Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks..."
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"~ I'm not the one"
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"~ But without the roots of love every day, girl"
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"~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy"
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"Oh, my God! I'll go to school."
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"- Ask her... - Shh!"
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"~ How to get an A"
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"(sniffs )"
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"..our new friend Billy."
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"You guys are losers, not me."
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"No."
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"..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough."
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"Nothing."
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"Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank."
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"Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?"
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"- Want me to take my shirt off for you? - No, thank you."
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"Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks."
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"My dear Lord."
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"Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response."
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"Oh."
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"Watch out, butler!"
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"Nudie-magazine day! Nudie..."
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"Billy? Eat your soup."
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"Our dream was to one day turn it over to our only son Billy."
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"You can sit around all day, goofing off, sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins."
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"(~ 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' by Culture Club )"
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"~ I'll be your baby, I'll be your score"
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"Well, here goes nothin'."
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"I'll be going to class to teach. How about you?"
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"- Hi. How you doin'? - Fine."
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"Billy Madison."
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"I apologise for this inconvenience."
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"(Juanita ) Billy!"
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"That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass."
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"He's headed right down the toilet."
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"Thanks."
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"Live or stuffed. Preferably stuffed, for safety's sake."
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"Three: we'd bring back some of those ice cubes,..."
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"So, it's, um... the last day of third grade."
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"That's not true. I'll come and visit you guys all the time."
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"I see. Who are you guys?"
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"..and I did some things that I thought were funny at the time,..."
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"Wow. Good news for me."
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"~ Unless that man is me"
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"~ Till graduation day"
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"- It's a deal. - (whispers ) I know it was you."
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"- Carl, what does that mean? - Uh... I don't know."
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"(Veronica ) Norman invasion of England."
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"Slow down."
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"Mr Madison."
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"Uh..."
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"OK."
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"..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison."
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"You remain one point ahead."
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"Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Thank you."
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"..and give the company to Carl."
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"(blows raspberries )"
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"Don't run! Oh. Oh..."
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"Don't run!"
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"Oh, really, fool? Really!"
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"(slurps )"
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"..these gentlemen will miss their flights."
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"I've had to face some hard truths tonight, Billy."
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"R-o-k."
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"Yeah? So what's your point?"
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"You pass every grade before June 15 and you take over instead of Eric."
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"~ I'll tumble for ya"
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"Thank you."
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"''One fine morning..."
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"(sitar music )"
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"I'm out."
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"Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time."
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"No milk will ever be our milk."
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"Cou..."
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"(squealing )"
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"That's nice."
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"(howls )"
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"- What's goin' on? - Miss Vaughn's sick."
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"(teacher claps )"
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"(~ 'I'm Not the One' by the Cars )"
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"I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today."
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"(whispers ) No."
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"Bullshit."
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"No, but the other kids look up to me. I don't want them to think I'm a coward."
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"No, you don't."
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"He would have done the same for me."
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"I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes."
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"- Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting."
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"~ You went to school to learn, girl"
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"All right, stop before I throw up."
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"No, I got a test on Friday. I'll play with you guys next week."
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"Don't you say that."
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"Don't you ever say that."
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"(To do list )"
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"~ Retrieved for a bounty"
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"Better get up outta this bed!"
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