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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"~ I've been years on the lam And had a high price on my head"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive'..."
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Hello!"
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"Hey, baby!"
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"You lookin' hot tonight!"
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"- Billy, what has happened to you? - We're gonna go on a date."
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"You, me, Jack and Frank..."
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"..are gonna go around puttin' shit on people's doorsteps..."
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"..and we're gonna set it on fire."
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"Billy, why are you acting like this? I know that you didn't pay off Max."
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"..but it takes more than two to tango. Or somethin' like that."
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"- So let's go. - No, let's stay."
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"And the three of you can light dog shit on my living-room floor."
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"- Come on, Billy, you know that... - Talky, talky, talky."
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"No more talky."
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"You got a lighter in here?"
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"I see what's goin' on in here."
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"So sorry to interrupt!"
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"Proceed."
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"All right, boys' night out!"
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"Let's go!"
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"I need to talk to you."
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"Jeez!"
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"What's goin' on, man?"
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"I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'."
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"Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo."
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"Marco."
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"- Jeez, that was a great game. - Yeah."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..why don't you go back to school, graduate and get the company?"
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"- What do you mean, you don't want it? - I got somethin' comin' outta my nose?"
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"You know, some people have no willpower, no brains, no vision."
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"What is she talkin' about?"
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"Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win."
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"~ I knew you would go back"
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"~ Don't I have a nice rack?"
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"~ I see things so clearly now"
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"~ I choose my destiny"
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"~ Get back in school to stay"
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"~ I bet you thought that I was dead"
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"~ But when I fell over I just broke my leg"
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"~ There are obstacles in the way"
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"- ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome"
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"~ Cos you can't break our spirit and you can't kill our dream"
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"~ Do you have any more gum?"
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"Oh. Hello, kids."
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"Mr Anderson, is that you?"
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"Oh."
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"This is just... Well, this is..."
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"Normally I don't allow children to be in my home without parental supervision."
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"So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy."
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"It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I..."
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"Mr Anderson, Billy said the stuff that you said didn't happen."
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"Is he lying or are you lying?"
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"Oh, well, listen, kids. It's not always as simple as all that."
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"The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue."
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"I know now that I shall never escape my fate..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- ..as the Revolting Blob. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"(Anderson ) It's something I must learn to live with."
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"First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it."
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"And now Eric's secretary is in a coma."
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"Carl, has anybody been able to find out anything about this Max guy?"
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"- I believed in Billy all along, sir. - Cut the horseshit!"
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"Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up."
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"..or I get the company. He didn't finish ninth grade."
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"Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances."
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"Extenuating, exschmenuating. We had a deal. A signed, written deal."
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"Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company."
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"Just shut up! Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?"
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"- No. - Then I'll see your ass in court."
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"Good."
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"Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads."
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"You and me, mano y mano."
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"It means an academic decathlon."
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"One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school."
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"Me versus you."
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"No, I'm serious. Let's do it. Let's do it on Friday."
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"Here are the trigonometry hand-outs."
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"Last year's physics notes. Best I could do."
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"O'Doyle rules."
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"1066."
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"That is correct."
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"1215?"
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"Yes."
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"1514?"
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"1981? 1986?"
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"Please do not do that. Come on, I swear... Just hang in there one second."
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"Please, God, give me the answer!"
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"Buenas tardes."
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"Spanish Armada..."
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"That is correct."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to a generous donation by Mr Madison..."
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"..to administer this academic decathlon in various courses of study."
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"However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,..."
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"Do I make myself clear?"
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"- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir."
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"Second team, all-American, Harvard track."
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"Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?"
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"Whoa!"
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"(tuneful melody )"
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"(squeaking )"
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"He's good."
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"The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..."
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"Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,"
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"To die: to sleep;"
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"(boy ) Billy!"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"O'Doyle rules!"
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"(explosion )"
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"You've been invited here today to witness the tenth and final event..."
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"Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent."
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"Mr Madison will go first. Mr Gordon, choose the topic."
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"English Literature."
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"My Wife, the Tramp."
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"The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel for ever."
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"Discuss, citing specific examples."
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"(yelling )"
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