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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Billy passed the third grade"
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"~ Oh, what a glorious day"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Oh, passin' third grade"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ The Billy Madison way"
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"Yeah!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Are you OK? - Yeah."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Look! She came! - And she came too."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hi!"
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"Oh, gosh. Oh, thank you."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Snack Pack! You're the coolest!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Those should last you the weekend. - Thank you very much."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You still don't think he's gonna make it?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Would you excuse me for a second?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Who?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"So what's it like being back in school?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, actually, no. There's Juanita, and some maids and butlers and stuff."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And people who work for my dad are always stoppin' by."
Billy Madison (1995)
"That's why I moved out here."
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"Wow."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities. I don't think we're up to that one yet."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And you have the teacher, alone, in your tent."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, I can think of three things I'd like to do."
Billy Madison (1995)
"One would involve some ice cubes and a nine-iron."
Billy Madison (1995)
"How you guys doin'?"
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"Hey! Carl! Good to see you!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Very pleased to meet you. Bill, I think Eric is up to something."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Yeah. How does that laugh go again? - You know. (laughs )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(~ 'ABC' by the Jackson 5)"
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"We're gonna talk about why that is over the next few minutes."
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"Oh, my dear Lord!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You want some more of that? I didn't think so!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Your education ain't complete"
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"~ Teacher's gonna show you"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ How to spell 'me', 'you' and add the two"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ It's easy as 1-2-3"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hey, Billy, you wanna go play soccer with us after school?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Next week you'll be in ninth grade. - Yeah, high school."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, yeah."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(cackling )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Have some more Sloppy Joes."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I made 'em extra sloppy for yous."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Lady, you're scarin' us."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Do you know where the bathroom is? - Second door on the left."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Where'd you get that? - I have a subscription."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens."
Billy Madison (1995)
"What do I care about some stupid phoney wrestling guy?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him."
Billy Madison (1995)
"He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air."
Billy Madison (1995)
"With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"No!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Max?"
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"Max?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You ready to cooperate with me?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Now the cell's happy. But other molecules are saying ''We'd like some energy too.''"
Billy Madison (1995)
"And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action."
Billy Madison (1995)
"This does not make the ribosomes happy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And poor chlorophyll is caught in the middle of this."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Right?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- And why is that? - Because you're a loser."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(teacher ) ..from these ribosomes. And chlorophyll helps the chloroplast..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Did you hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You got ''chlorophyll man'' up there talkin' about God knows what."
Billy Madison (1995)
"All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Go on with the chlorophyll."
Billy Madison (1995)
"O'Doyle rules."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Wait till they start with the wedgies. - Yeah."
Billy Madison (1995)
"The guys everybody used to pick on before you started here."
Billy Madison (1995)
"No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Are you in loser denial or something? - I had a bad case of loser denial myself."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this high school."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And that is what a prime number is."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- How's high school, Billy? - Yeah, how's high school?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"High school is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Stay here."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Stay as long as you can."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You gotta cherish it."
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"You do."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hm."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I mean, ten years ago high school was the greatest. I had so much fun."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I know. It's just that classes are so hard, and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, you are a goof."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Suck it up. Eight more weeks and you're all set."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Yeah, you're right. You're so smart."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..you weren't as nice to the kids that you thought were losers."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I know what you're sayin'. You're so smart."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Uh, yeah. Who's this? - This is Billy Madison."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You probably don't remember me, but I went to high school with you."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..but now I realise they were just mean and stupid."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Wow! That's great!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Sure, I'd like that. - OK. Well, I'll see you around."
Billy Madison (1995)
"OK. Bye."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Speak for yourself, moron."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else."
Billy Madison (1995)
"My name is Max Anderson,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School."
Billy Madison (1995)
"During that time Mr Madison was disruptive."
Billy Madison (1995)
".. which I regrettably accepted."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I'm sorry, Billy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You made a fool out of me. This was a mistake from the beginning."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Are you gonna come to class on Monday?"
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"Wouldn't make much sense now, would it?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ The renegade who had it made"
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"~ Never more to go astray"
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"~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man"
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