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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"Well, what do you believe? That you were an honours student?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"How could I hand over my company to someone who couldn't even get through school on his own?"
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"I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over."
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"Well, listen, don't you think you better go to bed? Big day tomorrow."
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"A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack-off magazines..."
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"Dad!"
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"Yeah, what?"
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"Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over."
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"Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?"
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"- No, you didn't. - Rock."
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"- R-o-c-k! - The C is silent."
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"OK, all right."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..prove to you I'm not an idiot, and then I get to take over Madison Hotels."
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"That's some idea."
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"- You just think of that? - Yeah, I did. It's pretty good, huh?"
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"Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels..."
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"You're on. Carl, you make the arrangements."
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"Have a nice weekend, son. You start school on Monday."
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"Give 'em hell, Bill."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more"
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"~ I'll tumble for ya"
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"Where's my Snack Pack?"
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"You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!"
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"- What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'."
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"Bill, you're gonna miss the bus."
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"Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway."
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"- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )"
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"~ Oh, back to school"
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"~ To prove to Dad that I'm not a fool"
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"~ I got my lunch packed up"
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"~ My boots tied tight"
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"~ I hope I don't get in a fight"
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"Thank you, Daddy."
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"Ah. You must be Billy Madison."
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"Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?"
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"- Yes, I do. - Well, as long as you know."
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"(children shrieking )"
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"Hey, mister, guess what I had for breakfast."
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"- What? - Beans."
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"Scotty likes beans, don't you, Scotty?"
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"Quiet down, my special people."
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"I want you all to meet..."
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"- Can everyone say hello to Billy? - Hello, Billy."
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"And what do we do to our special people?"
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"All right. All right."
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"Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?"
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"And we can start story time."
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"You got a misshaped head."
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"The Puppy Who Lost His Way by Chrissy Taylor."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..a puppy popped his puppy paws out of his puppy house.''"
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"''This was no ordinary puppy.''"
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"''In fact, his name was Happy. Happy looked through the bushes...''"
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"'''I'll never let you get lost again', cried the little boy,..."
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"..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss..."
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"..on his wet little puppy nose.''"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like..."
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"He didn't put posters up. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited."
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"If your dog gets lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits."
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"You're out! O'Doyle rules!"
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"Billy. What are you doing back?"
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"Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts."
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"That's OK. I'm kinda tired anyway. I'll just sit here and colour or something."
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"Not just for you boys and girls, but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside."
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"(children ) Whoa!"
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"Now you're all in big, big trouble."
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"Wanna trade me the rest of it for this banana?"
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"You know how badly I can beat you, right?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Donkey Kong sucks. - You know somethin'? You suck."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Now my song has just begun"
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"~ With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum"
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"~ Hey, what country folk we be"
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"~ Roosters crow, cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo"
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"~ With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ I like you and you like me"
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"Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up your little brother here at school."
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"He's not my brother. He's my son."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- You gotta be kiddin' me. - Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class."
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"Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money."
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"Yeah! Yeah, well, I gotta get goin' right now. I gotta get on the bus."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I ride the bus for the city and watch the bus drivers."
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"Billy, you forgot your stuff."
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"Come on, honey."
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"A menace. And what do we do with a menace?"
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"- Tricia Labonte? - Here."
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"- Scotty Logan? - Here."
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"Hey. Look at all this milk."
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"Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk."
Billy Madison (1995)
"How 'bout you, sideburns? You want some of this milk?"
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"Rather have a beer."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to see a blue duck."
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"Well, it's an excellent blue duck."
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"Congratulations. You just passed the first grade."
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"Oh, Miss Lippy, that's so great."
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"- Thanks for the watch, Billy. - You're welcome, buddy."
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"This is great. When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job."
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"(braying )"
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"Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer, get it all messed up?"
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"- Maybe later. - I'll go put some beer in a bucket."
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"- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?"
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"Aaah!"
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"Any more information, Rollo?"
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"Billy likes to drink soda."
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"And now we have just two students left."
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"B-a-t-h."
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"Bath - that's a little easy. Why don't you just give her the trophy?"
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"Cheese."
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"C-h-e-e-s-e."
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"- Cheese. - Correct."
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"- Couch. - Couch."
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"C-o..."
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"No, I'm sorry, that's not right."
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"(laughs )"
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"Well, Billy, if you spell this correctly, you pass second grade."
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"Couch."
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"C..."
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"Cou..."
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"C-o..."
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"C-o-u..."
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"I am the smartest man alive!"
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"Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?"
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