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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"Mr Madison, what you've just said..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison (1995)
"OK. A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine, but..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Mr Gordon, it is your turn. Mr Madison, choose the topic."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I choose Business Ethics."
Billy Madison (1995)
"The, uh, ethics of, uh, business..."
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"Ethics are, uh..."
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"You know, the... the thing about ethics..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You blew it. You lose."
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"No!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Man, I'm glad I called that guy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Max, are you OK? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK."
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"OK."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..a little hungry,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, what can I say? I graduated. It's over. I did it."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that.''"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Sorry. Sorry about that. - Yahoo, Billy! Billy's number one! Yahoo!"
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"I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher."
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"- Peace! I'm outta here! - (cheering )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"All right, man. You're hurting me."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Suntan lotion is good for me"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Tee-hee-hee"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya?"
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"Ultraviolet rays - bad. Lotion - good."
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"Smiley."
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"There's something important I was supposed to do today."
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"No, you remembered to do that."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- What's today? - October?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Eee..."
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"Ah!"
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"Oh!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Lookee what we got here. That silly penguin is back again."
Billy Madison (1995)
"No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- There no penguin! - (squawks )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I gotta send him back to the South Pole."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Come here, Mr Penguin!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I'm one of the good guys, penguin."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Don't run from me!"
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"Penguin!"
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"Whee-hee!"
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"Call the zoo!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin."
Billy Madison (1995)
"They'll treat you real respectable, like."
Billy Madison (1995)
"There's nothing to worry about, big fella."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Here I come!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Leg."
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"Billy! You shouldn't pull that crap in front of your father's business associates."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Now you get yourself upstairs and get ready. Dinner's in 15 minutes."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Yeah, yeah. - Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"This is a very important dinner. You best be there."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I will. Thank you, Juanita."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You gotta dress yourself up and look nice, too."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, that boy's a fine piece of work all right."
Billy Madison (1995)
"He's a fine piece of ass though, too."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some."
Billy Madison (1995)
"If you'd told me there were Triscuit crackers,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- ..I could've enjoyed them with you. - I'm sorry."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Gentlemen? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And our operations manager Carl Alphonse. Sit down, gentlemen, sit down."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Good seeing you, sir."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair."
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"Conditioner is better."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I leave the hair silky and smooth."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Stop looking at me, swan."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Hey, Carl, what's up? - Nothing much, Billy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Shut up!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"That's enough, Billy. Because you took your sweet-ass time coming down here,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, this guy can stay in my room, I'll tell you that much."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(yells gibberish )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"This is a big night for me tonight, gents. I have an important announcement."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(slow gibberish )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Nice talkin' to you, Billy. - (singsong gibberish )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"(yells )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Right. One, two, three!"
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"Hey, Billy, how come you ain't poundin' any tonight?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Jack Nicholson now, or 197 4?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"'7 4."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Meg Ryan. - Go."
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"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, my God! I am the winner!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company."
Billy Madison (1995)
"My late wife Emily and I started this company..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..with a 15-unit motel in Patchogue, Long Island."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- How many people work for Madison? - 61,000 and change."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Here's a nice piece of shit."
Billy Madison (1995)
"My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens realises it's a bag of shit."
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"He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Come on."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Shh. Here he comes!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Who the hell is it? What do you want?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Don't tell me my business, devil woman."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!)"
Billy Madison (1995)
"It's poop again!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"He called the shit ''poop''!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Billy, could you step in here for a moment?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is."
Billy Madison (1995)
"He is."
Billy Madison (1995)
"All right, what's up?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Toys, cars, vacations, clothes..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Yeah, well, whatever. It's all my fault. I made a mistake."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Jeez, what...? Are you some damned moron?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I'm trying to tell you that I'm retiring, and Eric, not you,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You're gonna give the company to Eric? He is a bad, bad man!"
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"What do you care, Billy? What do you care who I appoint to run the company, huh?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You know, I could help Billy until he gets the hang of it."
Billy Madison (1995)
"High school was a pain in the ass, but I graduated."
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"Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades."
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"I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time..."
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"..if you could get good grades, you might get into a good college..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- ..and straighten yourself out. - I don't believe that."
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