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Clips from Billy Madison (1995)

"- Billy is on the right track. - He's on track all right."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Easy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Who will help me destroy Billy Madison?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Is it just you and your dad in here?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"This is where I've been spending most of my time lately."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Not exactly roughing it, are you?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I can understand nine words in that book now."
Billy Madison (1995)
"What do you wanna do?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Two would include a buffalo. - Really?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"..but switch it over to a pitching wedge."
Billy Madison (1995)
"He gets the company if I screw up. He's a douchebag."
Billy Madison (1995)
"He made some menacing comments to me, and then he did that little weasel laugh."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Thanks, buddy. - No problem."
Billy Madison (1995)
"We all know what a census is, don't we? That's like taking a census..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You know, yeah. Pick it up and gimme..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You want some of this?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You never leave me open, son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Reading, writing, arithmetic are the branches of the learning tree"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ ABC"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You aren't gonna wanna hang round with a bunch of dumb elementary-school kids."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Boy, this wacko looks familiar."
Billy Madison (1995)
"My God."
Billy Madison (1995)
"It was just a stunt!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Yes."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(rock music from car )"
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"(laughter )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- (student ) Nice shirt. - Yeah. Yep."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(bell rings )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"No, I will not make out with you!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"(giggling )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school. So it rips easier."
Billy Madison (1995)
"A little first-day hazing."
Billy Madison (1995)
"A hundred friends, a million parties..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(children ) Billy!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I don't understand it."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- I gotta go, OK? - OK."
Billy Madison (1995)
"It doesn't feel so great to be called a loser, does it?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"(phone rings )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hello?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Hi. Is this Danny McGrath? - Yeah."
Billy Madison (1995)
"The Danny McGrath that graduated from Knibb High School in 1984?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"I kinda gave you a hard time back then,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, my God! That is funny!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Next.: the shocking story of power and corruption involving a hotel tycoon."
Billy Madison (1995)
"How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Recently a young man named Billy Madison was enrolled there."
Billy Madison (1995)
"The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"- Why is everybody so glum? - You seriously don't believe me?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"That's right. I seriously don't believe you."
Billy Madison (1995)
"The deal's off. Eric's got the company."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I can't believe this is happening right now."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Stupid idea in the first place."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(~ 'Renegade' by Styx )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ They finally found me"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Billy's here!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Billy, you're losing your mind."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me."
Billy Madison (1995)
"I believe you, Billy. And I believe in you."
Billy Madison (1995)
"They just drift through life like lumps of crap."
Billy Madison (1995)
"And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Yes, I will go back to school"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ And achieve victory"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ No man will take what my father has built"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ No one can stop you if you try"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Veronica, I thank you"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ For beating the shit out of me"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, Billy, I knew you had it in ya."
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ We're here to help you, Billy"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Hey, kids, it's me"
Billy Madison (1995)
"~ Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Joyce?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"What a mess."
Billy Madison (1995)
"No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Billy should get another shot at high school."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Well, technically you're right, but..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, shut up, Brian. I've had to listen to your jawing for too long."
Billy Madison (1995)
"''Well, technically...''"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Hey, Eric, how would you like to settle this now, no lawyers?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- What does that mean? - What does that mean?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"- You're joking, right? - Let's take it a little easy here, Billy."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh, I can. And I will."
Billy Madison (1995)
"You broke my heart."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Thanks a lot, fellas. You're saving my life."
Billy Madison (1995)
"O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down."
Billy Madison (1995)
"But for now I gotta study."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Spanish Armada."
Billy Madison (1995)
"1466?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"'67? 1469?"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Buenas noches."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(speaks French very quickly )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Oh(!)"
Billy Madison (1995)
"1588."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(Billy laughs )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Yeah, they were weird-lookin'."
Billy Madison (1995)
"To be, or not to be:"
Billy Madison (1995)
"O'Doyle rules!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"O'Doyle rules!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Good afternoon, students."
Billy Madison (1995)
"As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point."
Billy Madison (1995)
"US Presidents."
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"Reflections of Society in Literature."
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"Good luck, schmuck."
Billy Madison (1995)
"(clears throat )"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Come on!"
Billy Madison (1995)
"..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way."
Billy Madison (1995)
"..and the puppy was getting... bigger."
Billy Madison (1995)
"So, you see, the puppy was like industry,..."
Billy Madison (1995)
"Except that the puppy... was a dog."
Billy Madison (1995)
"But the industry, my friends,..."
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