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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"And, Pam, if you keep your eyes open and your big mouth shut..."
Archer (2009)
"...you just might learn something from her. Ha!"
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"Why are you going "ha"? I don't know. What are we doing?"
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"I'll tell you what we should be doing. So who does the pope remind you of?"
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"- Ha! - What?"
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"- Ha! - Shut up."
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"Pink Panther is on."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I wouldn't argue with a-- Oof!"
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"Ha! It was a bollard."
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"And my point was-- Fine."
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"You're agent in command. Shut up, brief Corelli..."
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"Ugh. No. Uh, bit off my feed, I'm afraid."
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"Oh, come on, you need to fix? Mm."
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"Is there some amount you can shoot up to get right for the mission..."
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"...without getting all trainspotty?"
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"Your Italian is, how you say, shit?"
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"Whoa, whoa. Take it down a notch, St. Louis."
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"Wow. Did you learn Romansh? Who am I, Cypher, the gayest X-Man?"
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"Basta! Here is the access card to the Holy Father's private apartment."
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"I assume you have a plan once inside?"
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"We call it the old switcheroo."
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"I know, right? Trope alert."
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"Feeling better? Sound as a pound, my dear."
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"Wha--? Not Little Italy, "ltaly" Italy."
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"Thwarting an assassination attempt on the pope, using you as a decoy."
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"Back in a tick."
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"No, he's not. He's just old."
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"Heh. Until he wakes up and sees me staring at him..."
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"Yeah. That's why I said Oliver Crom--"
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"Jesus Christ, I'm going to hell! I'm going to hell."
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"Get off the pope."
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"Should I get another mirror? But, like, a much, much smaller one?"
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"Okay, here's Junkie Brewster. Let's--"
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"Here's the thing-- Promise you won't get mad?"
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"I actually do not promise I won't get mad. Because here's what thing?"
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"Um... What? Why is there a giant mirror on the--?"
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"What the--? Is that a needle? Ha, ha."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"But-- Ha! Way to waste your time learning Italian, Pam."
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"And could you...? Sorry."
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"We believe a faction of the Swiss Guard will"
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"Well, three, so--"
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"Ooh. Then you're in for a treat."
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"Which you realize are just ceremonial."
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"Obviously they're ceremonial, Lana. They were made obsolete by the arquebus."
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"Which is why, where's the gear bag with all of our automatic weapons?"
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"- Well, I assume in the hotel room, but-- God-- Ugh!"
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"It was ruining the lines of my cassock. Damn it."
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"Again, I honestly thought they just had..."
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"Shit stacks. ...halberds."
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"I'm not tossing the fricking pope."
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"Somehow, this is all your fault."
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"Oh, for the-- This is the pope."
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"Well, it was this or the Vespas."
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"It's not my fault Italy's so gay."
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"But get me out of here alive and I will pardon you for it, my son."
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"What? No, I-- Ha!"
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"Did the unspeakable happen to your slender, hairless, adolescent body?"
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"What? No."
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"Ew! Ugh."
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"Right? First of all, I'm not--"
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"I'm not scared of priests or nuns or-- Bishops?"
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"No. I told Miss Archer that because I didn't wanna go on another mission..."
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"Archer. Holiness, a little help?"
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"Eh. Luther had some valid complaints."
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"Okay, Lana! What is your problem?"
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"Why aren't they on horseback? Because why would they be?"
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"The bigger question is, if they really are the Swiss Guards."
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"Why are they wearing Swiss Guard uniforms, driving a Swiss Guard car?"
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"He wouldn't, by any chance, be next in line for the papacy, would he?"
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"But Corelli would be sure to win. Pretty good motive."
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"Go. What are you doing?"
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"Woodhouse, lighter. I'm only 90 pounds wet, sir."
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"What? While you request "Free Bird"?"
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"But no, while I do--"
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"Shit, I had a pun about flares."
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"So, hey, can I squeeze in a confession?"
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"Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence. Oh, wait."
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"Still talking about indulgences."
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"Lana, now! He said, last-wordsingly. Hang on."
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"What do you think he said, dick nuts? Pay attention to the fricking context."
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"Yeah. Me too, asshole."
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"Uh, no. He's-- They're both good."
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"Really wish I hadn't focused so heavily on the Romansh."
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"Ow."
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"...who immediately confessed to the plot. Hey, hey, that is good news."
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"The camorra is like your Mafia, like--"
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"- Ow! - Ow!"
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"$0... So I actually have an idea about that."
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"...and give the other one back to the church?"
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"Probably would have been if I had told him about it."
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"Ugh. But wait, why did Corelli hire ISIS to prevent the assassination?"
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"...all the while assuming-- What? That we'd totally blow--?"
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"My God, he assumed we'd totally blow it."
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"Well, ISIS has a certain reputation."
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"Hey. Whoa, not cool, Payne Stewart."
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"Which she won't. Because, Pam... What?"
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"Swear to God."
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"What?!"
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"Ha!"
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"No. Coordinate with Rome, then get me the latest intel..."
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"What was that'? Nothing."
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"Good. Saves you the embarrassment of an incredibly homophobic remark."
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"Jazz hands."
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"Both."
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"Ah! Shit. Uhh."
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"Ha, ha. Giancarlo."
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"Getting new carpet in my office."
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"Lana, it's an undercover mission. At the Vatican?"
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"Although, granted, I've never seen one. But that's not, like, a rule. Is it?"
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"For your infor-- I'm in. Turn it off."
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"...for an undercover mission protecting the pope from assassination."
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"But even if you were prepared-- Which I truly feel that I am."
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"Ah! Shit. Ah! Goddamn it. Ah!"
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"So? Lana, the assassination plot is being hatched by the Swiss Guard."
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"No. Mother, come on, we don't need to--"
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"Oh, for the-- And thanks for making me carry your bag through customs."
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"Bloody hell. What are we doing here?"
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"So if you don't mind hopping out of those pope-jamas--"
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