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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Better make that two."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Oh, for shit sake already. Ha, ha!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, shut up and find us some--"
Archer (2009)
"So why are you scared of church stuff?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer. You think he's a dick here? On a mission, he's 10 times worse."
Archer (2009)
"That's impossible."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, head toward Swiss Guard HQ."
Archer (2009)
"What, so you're crushed between the--?"
Archer (2009)
"Figo. He really drops the GD bombs."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, Pambit."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, good."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. That's what you mean by context?"
Archer (2009)
"What else could she possibly mean?"
Archer (2009)
"Safire in the hole, Lana. It's a--"
Archer (2009)
"...the men you killed were camorra."
Archer (2009)
"Then why don't we leave them both here until they come to."
Archer (2009)
"Are you kidding? I didn't even let him go to his brother's funeral."
Archer (2009)
"Malory? Because I'm seriously asking."
Archer (2009)
"So... So it's an eight-hour flight..."
Archer (2009)
"And you may need an umbrella because it's gonna be raining dead-ass popes."
Archer (2009)
"That's how Woodhouse looks when he's asleep."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, of course."
Archer (2009)
"Which, by the way, pope, on the gay thing--"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh! - Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Mm. I'm fine."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. My God, if Malory ever hears about this--"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger! Jazz hands."
Archer (2009)
"Ah! Shit, I hope he didn't hear that."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Jesus. Oh! Shit."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man, we have to learn Latin?"
Archer (2009)
"Although, technically, I think they're called voulges."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shi-- It's a false-flag operation. To make it look like the Swiss Guard."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Then bring me the file I asked for."
Archer (2009)
"...with night vision goggles and literally pisses himself."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer! Drive the fricking car. - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Actually, that was pretty good, for you, at least."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. What's going on?"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Dick."
Archer (2009)
"...and get the access code to the pope's apartment."
Archer (2009)
"To the Vatican? You think all those Catholic priests wouldn't peg him..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, there would be an election. Right. With the smudge pot."
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Yeah. That's a deal breaker."
Archer (2009)
"--Is that we saved the pope's life."
Archer (2009)
"I was gonna say "underrated" but--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, sorry, I don't have your language nerd skills."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, you need to--"
Archer (2009)
"Where's the pope?"
Archer (2009)
"And you, also shut up. Yes, sir."
Archer (2009)
"And you should eat. This could be a long night and you're so teeny."
Archer (2009)
"Do you need to get that?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, there's a--"
Archer (2009)
"Because she didn't specify an agent in command, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Mio Dio, you think this is funny? I thought that was."
Archer (2009)
"Or they are confused, verging on angry."
Archer (2009)
"Don't just stand there, idiots, help me get it off and-- Pam! Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you taking her side? She's Lutheran."
Archer (2009)
"Move, idiot. I'm going as fast as I can."
Archer (2009)
"For which we are grateful."
Archer (2009)
"Can I finish? He asked, agent-in-commandingly."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, does Woodhouse seem unhappy to you or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Who told you I was to be assassinated?"
Archer (2009)
"Context. They're reloading."
Archer (2009)
"So equally sexy?"
Archer (2009)
"Ew! Ow! Go."
Archer (2009)
"Where? Uh, this new place called here?"
Archer (2009)
"What--? Malory."
Archer (2009)
"Electromagnetic lock installed. Are you serious?"
Archer (2009)
"Jazz hands."
Archer (2009)
"So not Ray and not me, which leaves..."
Archer (2009)
"--Has a thing about church stuff."
Archer (2009)
"What?! Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"Duh. Well, since Swiss isn't a language..."
Archer (2009)
"Ha! Why are you still going "ha"?"
Archer (2009)
"Father Guido Sardouchebag."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm? Seriously, eat. You're like a slow loris."
Archer (2009)
"Gambit looks like he knows his way round a pair of--"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"With Ken and your weekend weather."
Archer (2009)
"I'm go--"
Archer (2009)
"- No. You're half heroin already. - Unh."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna get a mirror."
Archer (2009)
"Pam? Yes?"
Archer (2009)
"Dio mio, he look just like me. Yes, Your Holiness, he's a decoy."
Archer (2009)
"make an attempt on your life tonight, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Think I might have grabbed the tail of the dragon here."
Archer (2009)
"--Transport. Are you shitting me?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh. Then... - Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, there's you and also that."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm letting them catch up. - Why?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait until they're right beside us, then swerve into them."
Archer (2009)
"What? No, you idiot, your spoon cooker."
Archer (2009)
"What the--? Pam, what did he say'?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, look out!"
Archer (2009)
"You know how the whole "the good news is" thing works, right?"
Archer (2009)
"What are they, like, the Mafia? Ha, ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"To show the cardinals he was trying to prevent it..."
Archer (2009)
"Is it, take them both home, see which one's a better butler..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, never mind."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right. Like pulling teeth with you people."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, quit telling me what to do. I'm the goddamn agent in command."
Archer (2009)
"Should have seen that coming."
Archer (2009)
"Wrong X-Man, dumb-ass. Still, though."
Archer (2009)
"The bad news is... Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sure Woodhouse never gets a vacation."
Archer (2009)
"I will because I command me to."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey, I can see St. Peter's from here. - Archer, look out."
Archer (2009)
"Ow!"
Archer (2009)