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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Out."
Archer (2009)
"Can't have anything nice."
Archer (2009)
"Something about a faction of the Swiss Guard"
Archer (2009)
"No. I'm sure whoever it is--"
Archer (2009)
"Ah! Or that. Shit."
Archer (2009)
"Just put him through, you idiot. Okay. Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"And you are the only woman..."
Archer (2009)
"And you are the only man who ever made me--"
Archer (2009)
"Malory, you have married? Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"You are a fortunate man, signore."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, blow it out your cassock. - Ron!"
Archer (2009)
"Malory, we don't have much time. Your agents of ISIS, they are ready, no?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh. What, they don't have black nuns?"
Archer (2009)
"Ehh... Well, since you're not sending me..."
Archer (2009)
"First thing I did was watch every episode Daughter of the Devil..."
Archer (2009)
"...which, by the way, was grossly-- Inadequate preparation..."
Archer (2009)
"But which you're not. Who's your backup if Ray's not going? Cyril?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, if you were confused, verging on angry, before--"
Archer (2009)
"...which neither of you speak nor even understand, obviously, so--"
Archer (2009)
"So I would argue-- With a fence post?"
Archer (2009)
"Not you, the-- The fence post?"
Archer (2009)
"Back in a tick."
Archer (2009)
"No. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Then you are not gonna like my Romansh."
Archer (2009)
"Assassins plan to kill the Holy Father in his own bed on this very night."
Archer (2009)
"His head is not up his ass."
Archer (2009)
"How'd you know what he said? It was an eight-hour flight."
Archer (2009)
"We absolutely do not call it the old switcheroo."
Archer (2009)
"Where the hell are we?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, this new place called Italy?"
Archer (2009)
"How did I get all the way downtown?"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, crap, he's already dead."
Archer (2009)
"- What the hell are you doing? - Gonna see if his breath fogs it up."
Archer (2009)
"Put the stupid mirror back. He's not-- Ah!"
Archer (2009)
"Dead. Nice job, Oliver Cromwell. I killed the pope."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, Your Holiness."
Archer (2009)
"Is he dead'? I don't know. Shut up, I'm--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, you crushed the pope?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"We're-- Your Holiness, do you speak English?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer. We'll hide you, put him in your place..."
Archer (2009)
"...wait for them to come in, and then-- Then what? You are only two."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. And with all due respect, Your Holiness, it's the Swiss Guard."
Archer (2009)
"I think we can handle a few court jesters with, whatever, halberds."
Archer (2009)
"Which is why, now, they use MP5s. Oh."
Archer (2009)
"I thought they just had halberds. Do you at least have a sidearm?"
Archer (2009)
"I got him. Just toss him down."
Archer (2009)
"La sacra Bibbia says it is a mortal sin."
Archer (2009)
"No, I-- Bishop the android from Aliens?"
Archer (2009)
"...with the world's worst colleague. Bishop the android from Aliens."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, really? - Yes, really."
Archer (2009)
"A, I was a race car driver, and B--"
Archer (2009)
"--The pope could drive better than you. No, no."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right, right. Halberdsmen are foot soldiers."
Archer (2009)
"Cardinal Corelli. He--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. You must make a shitload."
Archer (2009)
"Take the wheel and maintain speed."
Archer (2009)
"Fake dynamite? That's your plan?"
Archer (2009)
"Plus, he's a whoremonger."
Archer (2009)
"Cough. Oh, please. Who hasn't paid for it?"
Archer (2009)
"Pam! Get down!"
Archer (2009)
"Is the pope hit?"
Archer (2009)
"Lesson one."
Archer (2009)
"Who am I, William Safire?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and speaking of, in the hole!"
Archer (2009)
"Ah. So the good news is, my men have apprehended Cardinal Corelli..."
Archer (2009)
"SEAL Team 6 is like the Girl Scouts. Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"But the real good news-- Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"However, we cannot tell these two apart."
Archer (2009)
"What? Oh, my--"
Archer (2009)
"You asshole. Was he crushed?"
Archer (2009)
"...promise you'll never tell Mother. Okay, I promise."
Archer (2009)
"Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"...then tell Rodney they need travel documents an hour ago."
Archer (2009)
"Why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor?"
Archer (2009)
"Aww!"
Archer (2009)
"Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Good luck. She just had an electro--"
Archer (2009)
"Did Krieger give you robot hands?"
Archer (2009)
"Not yet, but you just say the word. The--"
Archer (2009)
"Should have never taken him to see The Wiz."
Archer (2009)
"The Broadway show or the movie?"
Archer (2009)
"I-- Whatever. Look, obviously there's--"
Archer (2009)
"Nothing is going on, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"If there were, I would tell you, but--"
Archer (2009)
"There's a Cardinal Core/Ii on Line 1 for you."
Archer (2009)
"assassinating the pope tomorrow night?"
Archer (2009)
"You need to get that?"
Archer (2009)
"it's the Vatican, Line 1. Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"Now that I see your eyes..."
Archer (2009)
"...your lips, your... Ha, ha. Giancarlo."
Archer (2009)
"...who ever made me regret taking the holy orders."
Archer (2009)
"Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm right here, you know? - Why?"
Archer (2009)
"Which, speaking of, uh-- Ron."
Archer (2009)
"...and I assume you're not sending Ray--"
Archer (2009)
"...as American with that hillbilly accent?"
Archer (2009)
"Malory, I must go now. Please, hurry."
Archer (2009)
"Et cetera, et cetera."
Archer (2009)
"You can't. No one is gonna believe Archer is a priest."
Archer (2009)
"For your information, Lana, I have prepared for this mission."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. No. No, it turns out Cyril--"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! How about a little warning?"
Archer (2009)
"Since when? Since-- None of your beeswax and--"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Ooh!"
Archer (2009)
"Well..."
Archer (2009)
"And I think I need a spanking because I have been a very naughty--"
Archer (2009)
"I guess that explains that."
Archer (2009)
"It doesn't explain how Archer is gonna run this mission himself."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! What? Jesus Christ."
Archer (2009)
"Pam. What?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Pam'?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh. I don't know. What are we doing?"
Archer (2009)
"You were speaking Latin when you walked in here."
Archer (2009)
"Mm, no. Whereas I was just speaking Italian..."
Archer (2009)
"...so we get some tapes and brush up on our-- Swiss?"
Archer (2009)
"...maybe you should get some tapes on German, French, Italian and Romansh."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe I will. All right. Lana, pack a bag, you're--"
Archer (2009)
"Lana is going. Ha!"
Archer (2009)
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