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Clips from Community (2009) - Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (S06E06)

"Then give me what the ceremony would cost."
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"Okay, folks welcome. I believe you all have maps of our campus."
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"This is your Dean, Dean."
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"but to adjust the contrast on your screens until you all look the same."
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"so be nice, to me."
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"We ain't here to do anymore."
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"That's very folksy, thank you."
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"So I guess just..."
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"Roll forth and rehabilitate."
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"Alright, knock it off."
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"_"
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"No one at this school should pick on any class of people,"
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"- What's your name? - Willy."
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"Willy. Take a seat."
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"I'm Mr. Jeff Winger. I teach fundamentals of law."
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"Does that mean you can teach me how to get out?"
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"Probably not."
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"I was a phony lawyer, I got caught, and now I teach a pretty phony class."
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"It's an automatic A."
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"But, you might learn a thing or two. And I mean literally a thing or two."
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"Cool?"
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"Hey, and they call me the criminal."
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"Trust me."
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"You have an iPad."
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"Yeah, and I'm a murderer."
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"Now, now, don't worry. I ain't proud of it."
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"Just don't hide it."
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"You know, once you take another man's life, the least you can do is carry it with you."
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"Are you carrying any murders, Mr. Winger?"
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"I am not."
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"I hear you have to have strong feelings for someone you kill."
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"I try to reserve that stuff for myself."
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"All right, that's enough law."
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"Who wants to watch Planet Earth?"
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"Oh, look, ice worlds, oh the majesty."
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"Rhinos and elephants and flamingos."
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"Hey, Abed."
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"Haven't you been in our apartment longer than Annie?"
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"Oh, yeah, I remember when she first moved in."
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"That was when I was so worried about pacing"
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"Hey, Annie."
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"I'd like to make this moment worth popping back to from some point in the future."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Don't worry. It will pay off."
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"Hey, Troy."
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"I'm glad I kicked that habit it was getting a little joyless."
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"What I'm saying is by Annie's logic."
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"You're saying I was first in the apartment, so I could overrule Annie"
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"and let you have a party, but I don't get anything out of parties."
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"They're like conventions for every subject too boring to have their own convention."
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"And instead of Joss Whedon the police show up."
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"The police also showed up when you made Leonard take off his clothes"
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"That was for my movie Reverse Godzilla. I also thought it might make a good pop back."
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"I make movies, Britta."
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"I make movies, Annie makes rules, you make parties."
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"Her rules cancel out your parties, but I'm not involved, I just make movies."
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"Yeah, evening, Mr. Winger."
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"Willy. You're here late."
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"Yeah, taking some night classes, trying to take full advantage, you know?"
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"Is this your car? It's nice."
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"Looks like you're taking full advantage, too."
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"Yeah. It's a real dream gig."
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"Hm, sarcasm."
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"Slick words."
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"Cock of the walk."
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"What are categories in Prison Jeopardy?"
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"Hey, you mind helping me out with something?"
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"I think I lost a ball-bearing that rolled down them stairs."
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"Lost a ball-bearing?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Down them stairs."
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"You want me to look down these stairs?"
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"Okay."
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"Did you just try to murder me?"
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"Are you trying to murder me?"
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"You're trying as hard as you can right now to kill me."
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"Okay, well I guess I'll see you in class tomorrow?"
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"Guy who tried to murder me."
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"Oh I'll see you in class tomorrow, Mr. Winger."
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"I will see you."
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"Yeah, I'll see you."
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"Oy vey."
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"Oh, I'll see you tomorrow..."
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"Mr. Winger."
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"So we are having a party?"
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"Annie. You know me better than that. This is all set dressing."
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"I'm helping Abed produce his next film."
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"Britta's Party, based on a true story of fun and no rules."
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"Fade in before a party."
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"People start coming over, way more than eight."
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"It becomes a rager."
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"Everyone has a great time and parties like there's no tomorrow, then they leave."
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"Sophia cleans up."
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"The end."
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"We're very interested in you for the role of Sophia."
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"I see the real time stakes of Can't Hardly Wait,"
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"the subversive raunch of Risky Business,"
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"and the mumbly pointlessness of everything after 2003."
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"- Yeah, but real. - Totally real."
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"The first movie to capture the heart of a real party."
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"The sensation that there's no tomorrow."
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"The transcendence of time and mortality."
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"Bravo, Britta, very clever."
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"Me? Don't look at me, I could never green-light a project this big."
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"I moved in third. I'm a coucher."
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"- She's a coucher! - I sleep on a couch!"
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"Okay!"
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Aw."
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"Before this is over, you'll beg for my forgiveness."
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"So, we have an ultimately low stakes,"
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"but nonetheless creepy problem with one of our Wi-felons."
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"You mean, Willy?"
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"Yes, what else did he do?"
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"Did he steal a driver's ed simulator?"
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"Did he start an illegal game of solitaire on his face?"
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"Jeffrey, he's in the room."
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"Hey, Mr Winger."
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"He came to me for a chat this morning."
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"He's here for an education Jeffrey, and he reports to the prison."
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