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Clips from Community (2009) - Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (S06E06)

"Could you do a little more in your class than show Planet Earth?"
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"You're telling on me?"
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"What?"
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"Now hold on."
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"Now where I'm from, you accuse somebody of something,"
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"you better have evidence, or he better be a minority."
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"He tried to push me downstairs."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"It was ridiculous,"
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"And you're seriously taking his word over mine?"
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"Well, have you ever killed anyone, Jeffrey?"
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"Why would an actual murderer wanna kill a community college teacher?"
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"Now, I'm not worth murdering?"
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"Why would I lie? Isn't that your specialty?"
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"You're a raconteur."
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"You charm people with your slick and fancy words."
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"Willy."
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"Willy just charms them."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I should leave you two alone."
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"I've got classes."
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"Some of us came here to work."
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"So be a good teacher, especially when Willy's watching."
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"Which is why they call it yard juice."
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"Next question."
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"Do you get to pick your number?"
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"Does anyone ever get their head stuck between the bars?"
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"We call it getting metal ears."
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"Oh hi, Mr. Winger."
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"Thought we'd sneak in a little learning before the movie."
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"Well, there's no movie today, so everyone roll to your seat areas."
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"Yes sir."
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"So, law."
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"Law is simply put,"
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"an agreement we all make to do our best to stay out of each others way."
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"Is there a more technical definition, Mr Winger?"
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"Well, I wouldn't know Willy."
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"It's not how I got to where I am."
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"How did you get to be where you are, Mr. Winger?"
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"Where were you born?"
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"Mr. Winger was born in dirt, Willy."
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"And I had my face held down in that dirt by the kings of dirt and"
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"now they're still there, ruling over dirt and I got out."
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"Well, in case you hadn't noticed it seems to beat being a bully."
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"Garrett?"
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"Mr. Winger, when did you stop being funny?"
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"I, I mean, am I wrong?"
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"Or does he seem really intense here?"
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"Kings of the, who are the kings of the dirt."
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"Everyone's so charmed by him because he's a violent criminal."
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"But he's also a petty sociopath, and the more I try to point that out,"
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"the pettier I look."
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"Weren't you the one that championed this program?"
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"Shouldn't have worn that petard if you didn't want to be hoisted by it."
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"What do you think the expression hoisted by your own petard is referencing?"
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"I guess I just assume that in the old days a petard was a special outfit"
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"like a leotard with a lot of fancy buckles and loops on it."
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"And that rich people would wear them when they were feeling especially smug."
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"But then poor people could tie a rope to one of the loops and hoist them"
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"up a pole and then let them dangle there as punishment for being cocky."
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"Never look it up."
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"Your explanation is way better."
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"maybe lay off the I told you so's."
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"Jeff, we're having a Britta party here."
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"Could you be a little bit less of a buzz kill?"
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"That was great."
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"Now party like there's no tomorrow."
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"What?"
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"There's no tomorrow."
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"Party like it."
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"Okay."
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"Why don't you just do some business in the background for now?"
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"Hi everybody."
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"No, don't worry."
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"We're not here to bust up your party."
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"I know most of you are like thirty."
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"We're here because Frankie Dart has exciting news."
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"You have all been very cooperative with this inmate education program."
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"The Department of Corrections is very, very happy."
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"Which means Greendale is going to be rich!"
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"So don't tell anybody,"
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"Did someone order a prison break!"
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"Plenty of convicts to go around!"
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"Take them to the dance floor."
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"Yeah, really, pass them, yeah!"
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"Yeah."
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"Pass Willy, pass me Willy."
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"Oh!"
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"Yeah, here you go, Willie."
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"Keep doing that!"
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"Keep doing that."
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"Is that as hard as you can dance?"
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"You're at a party, you're celebrating."
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"Abed!"
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"It's six in the morning."
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"Do you think you've gotten enough shots?"
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"Nobody's partied like there's no tomorrow yet."
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"They keep dancing like it's today."
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"That's okay."
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"Are you joking?"
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"This is the reason I signed onto this film."
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"I think it's a performance issue."
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"I think this needed some real actors."
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"Well, lesson learned."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, from the top!"
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"And, action!"
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"What?"
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"Who are these people?"
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"Good, Dean."
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"Good, Frankie."
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"Party!"
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"Party, party."
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"No tomorrow, guys."
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"Come on."
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"Hey, Mr. Winger."
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"You know, I was thinking for class today maybe you could, hey, whoa,"
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"what's going on?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey."
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"Careful, now."
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