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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Unger Games (S01E01)

"All right, guys, this is the last game in the season."
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"- Yeah! - Yes."
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"Oh, nothing fancy."
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"Hey... I only do this for the soup."
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"Oh, God. What happened?"
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"You're a class act, Murph."
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"Hey, man, I'm Murph."
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"Hey, Murph, I've got some muscle ointment, if you'd like some."
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"Lavender."
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"Of course, I only have the spray kind,"
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"applying ointment to a friend."
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"to have girls on the team."
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"Who are we gonna get? The game starts in 20 minutes."
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"How about Lisa down the hall?"
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"Well, no, I always wanted to, but softball season"
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"I have an oven mitt."
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"you struck out with the bases loaded."
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"Now if you excuse me, I've had my hand"
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"in a strange man's mitt."
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"This has got to be killing you."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I got to go."
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"So will you help me out?"
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"I really don't want to have to take Roy out again."
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"That was so much fun."
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"We should do sports more often."
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"Sounds like someone's afraid of a second beat-down."
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"unless I miss or you steal it."
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"Ah, your first mistake. Once I get on a roll..."
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"The cellist strikes!"
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"I make it, so I take it."
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"You don't have to say that every time."
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"I make it, so I take it!"
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"- It doesn't matter. - I did!"
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"He really hung in there. Right, champ?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Ooh...!"
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"you're not exactly a guy's guy."
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"Because I know the pleats on a kilt go in the back?!"
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"but it turns out you just wanted to beat me"
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"so you could feel superior."
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"I feel like you'll just pick something else you're good at,"
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"We each pick five events... a classic decathlon."
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"You're on!"
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"- Congratulations! - I know!"
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"Yesterday, I was right back there on that playground."
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"Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that."
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"It's just the way my body rests."
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"Oh, great, now it's asleep."
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"We've met, like, 20 times."
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"We had this exact conversation yesterday."
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"I'm Roy."
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"my mom loved the earrings."
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"In fact, I want to buy five more pairs."
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"It's just me."
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"Ah! You're hilarious."
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"- What? - Nobody needs seven pairs of earrings."
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"When, at best, you're amusing."
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"You know, he has been a little flirty with me."
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"Mm."
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"- Like Felix. - No, I don't."
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"Boy, Oscar's pretty intense, huh?"
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"I'll never hear the end of it."
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"Never. Why would I do that?"
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"he had the body of a sportscaster."
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"Now he spends his life surrounded by great athletes."
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"So you're saying, if I let him win..."
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"42-41. Game point."
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"- Aah! - Yes!"
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"Victory is mine!"
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"Oh, the despair."
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"How do you get that up there so fast?"
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"Okay, except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore"
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"I'm not sore."
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"because you are such a big baby when you lose."
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"I am not!"
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"What does that mean?"
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"I would never stoop to..."
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"- What happened? - Oh, neck spasm!"
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"It's in my buttock. Aah!"
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"Hey, how are you?"
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"You gave her the same earrings"
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"To give women a parting gift after sex?"
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"Remembering a teammate's name, you son of a bitch."
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"Boy, that little dude is fired up."
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"Keep the change."
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"but I'm just not interested in you in that way."
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"What way?"
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"I know about your little crush."
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"Well, I mean, it might, but I'll get over it."
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"That was sweet."
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"Nobody's ever rejected me before."
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"Oh, Murph, come here."
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"Are you single?"
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"Was I dreaming, or did you tell me"
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"Oh, wow, neck still hurts."
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"the bursting of each other's balls."
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"you play that big guitar."
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"- Cello. - Cello."
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"No offense. I'm just bursting your balls."
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"And I envy how good you are at being a dude."
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"Oscar? Felix?"
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"Oh, Murph. Thank God. Come in!"
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"Oh, God, uh, sorry."
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"Oh...!"
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"Yeah, it's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"So, how about that game last night?"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"My date is here."
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"Seriously, Oscar, I'll call and reschedule."
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"Just kidding. I'm super fit."
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"If we dig deep, the Coed C-League"
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"Slow-Pitch Consolation title will be ours."
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"Hey, Felix, what's our snack for today?"
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"Just a hearty Tuscan white bean soup and crusty peasant bread."
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"There's no soup in softball."
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"- Why are you limping? - I was hanging out at"
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"this girl's apartment; I pulled my groin."
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