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Clips from Seinfeld - The Millennium (S08E08)

"Have some wine, Jerome."
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"Okay."
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"You know, Jerome, I can understand what Valerie sees in you."
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"So attractive, so strong, so comedic."
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"Good."
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"Jerome, I have a deliciously naughty idea."
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"What?"
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"Why don't I put you on my speed dial?"
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"I don't know, Mrs. Hamilton. That doesn't sound--"
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"Don't be such a child, Jerome."
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"How's number three sound?"
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"-Seven, four... -No."
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"-...two. -Stop. Stop. This isn't right."
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"-What about Valerie? -I won't tell if you don't."
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"Oh, my--"
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"Jerry."
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"Newman."
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"Oh, Jerry."
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"A short, stocky, bald man is streaking across the field."
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"Oh, my God, George."
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"No, check that. He's not streaking."
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"Apparently he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no one seems upset."
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"-It's George. -Everyone loves him."
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"Listen, Jerry, I can't let you come to my New Year's party."
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"-All right. -It's killing me."
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"-No problem. -You're right."
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"I won't do it without you."
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"Oh, I feel so ashamed I even thought of it."
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"-Okay. -No, no, no, you've got to spend..."
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"...New Year's 1 999 with me and Jerry."
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"-Fine. -Oh, come on!"
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"-All right. -Yes, all right."
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"So it's you, it's me and it's Jerry, huh?"
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"Now things are starting to snowball. I'll tell Newman I don't need him."
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"So I'll see you two in the 21 st century."
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"Okay. Kramer, wait a minute."
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"Can do."
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"What you doing with a pricing gun?"
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"That place is about to have the sale of the century. Nothing over 99 cents."
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"Still a rip-off."
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"-Hello. -I was just at my stepmom's house..."
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"Hold on a second."
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"Oh, Mrs. Hamilton, this is a very bad time."
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"I've got Valerie on the other line. Just a second."
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"-Well.... -I don't want you on her speed dial."
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"She knows about the speed dial. You gotta get me off this thing."
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"I won't until she puts me back on hers."
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"She wants to be back on yours."
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"-Fine. But only if you're off hers. -Hang on."
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"Fine, if I'm off yours."
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"Fine, if I'm off yours."
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"I won't do it. It's my speed dial and I don't trust her."
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"Please, Mrs. Hamilton, this is very awkward for me."
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"I'll hide you in one of the emergency buttons."
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"Great. Bye."
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"-She said she'll do it. -Great."
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"-Hello. -Jerry."
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"I can't get fired."
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"-Body-Suit man. -Hey!"
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"Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker."
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"I'm a wealthy American industrialist..."
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"...Iooking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru."
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"And before I invest millions in a lucrative mine..."
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"...I'd like to go a little native."
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"Get the feel of their condiments, their unmentionables."
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"No, no, I think I can just browse around on my own."
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"Machu Picchu."
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"-Are these free? -Yeah."
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"Some of those are women's clothes."
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"Oh, not a problem."
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"Attention, Steinbrenner and front-office morons."
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"Your triumphs mean nothing."
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"You can sit on it and rotate!"
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"This is George Costanza."
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"I fear no reprisal."
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"Extension 51 70."
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"I broke the price gun, so I had to move to plan B."
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"-Plan B? -Yeah."
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"I took these out of every single garment in the store."
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"-What? -They're desiccants."
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"See, they absorb moisture."
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"-That's not gonna do anything. -Patience."
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"You have screwed me again, Pennypacker."
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"Ladies, care for some chips?"
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"Well, I've changed my mind."
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"I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead."
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"...and it is inexcusable."
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"Personally insulting me, my staff."
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"I cannot believe that you, Body-Suit Man..."
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"...could perpetrate such a disloyal deed."
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"It breaks my heart to say it. Who am I kidding? I love it. You're--"
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"Wait! Wait, Mr. Steinbrenner."
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"George doesn't deserve any blame..."
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"...for what happened in the parking lot today, sir."
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"-lf there's anyone to blame, it's me. -What are you talking about?"
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"-You popping pills? Got the crazies? -No. No, sir."
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"I ordered George to drive around insulting people today..."
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"...because I'm tired of all your macho head games."
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"He's lying, sir. I'm tired of all your macho head games."
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"-Macho head games? -He's just being loyal to me, sir."
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"Wilhelm, you're fired."
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"I owe you an apology, Body-Suit Man. Streak on."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm not going to the game today."
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"I'm going to go outside and scalp some tickets."
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"Owner's box. That's gotta bring in 40 bucks, no problem."
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"I wanted to get fired."
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"Without desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years."
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"-Hello, Newman. -Hello, Jerry."
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"What did you say to Elaine?"
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"I just got her cancellation in the mail."
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"Oh, well, I guess she found someplace better to go."
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"Well, it's her mistake because she's going to miss the party of a lifetime."
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"Well, maybe so, but come midnight..."
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"...when she's looking for someone warm and cuddly to kiss..."
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"...I guess you'll be caught between the moon and New York City."
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"You don't want to do your act or anything, do you?"
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"-No. -All right, then."
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"I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
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"By the way, Newman, I'm just curious."
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"When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?"
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