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Clips from Seinfeld - The Millennium (S08E08)

"As a matter of fact, I did."
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"...since there was no year zero..."
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"...the millennium doesn't begin until the year 2001..."
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"...which would make your party one year late..."
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"I don't feel well at all."
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"I feel all dried-out inside."
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"-I'll call for help. -Okay."
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"-Hello. -Who's this?"
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"-It's Jerry. Who's this? -It's Valerie."
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"Oh, hi, Valerie, what's up?"
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"I'll tell you what's up. My stepmother is violently ill..."
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"...so I hit the button for Poison Control and I get you."
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"Wow, Poison Control. That's even higher than number one."
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"But you are still paying for this lunch?"
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"And I have to tell you it's exactly what this organization needed."
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"That's it. She's off the speed dial completely."
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"And I booked Christopher Cross."
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"-You really think so? -Absolutely."
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"...and make Cinco de Mayo, numero uno de Mayo."
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"-Do you still have that pricing gun? -Yeah."
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"There is no plan B."
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"George, you are looking at the new head scout of the New York Mets."
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"Valerie's not coming over, is she?"
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"I heard what you did in the parking lot, big boy...."
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"Hey, body-suit man, what's up?"
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"...and I saw that you were on her speed dial."
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"Ready? I don't want to miss the previews."
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"-You're not Valerie. -I'm her stepmother."
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"Well, what am I gonna do? I've got over 200 folding chairs..."
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"Hang on."
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"Hang on."
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"Mr. Wilhelm, what was that?"
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