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Clips from Seinfeld - The Millennium (S08E08)

"Let me just check my messages."
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"Maybe a nicer girl called."
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"-Hello. -Hello?"
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"-Who's this? -Jane."
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"Hey! See these?"
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"Cinco de Mayo."
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"Sales commission, bye-bye-o."
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"-Good meeting? -There was no meeting."
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"But it was quite a meeting."
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"You are looking at the next director of Mets scouting."
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"The only thing is I have to get fired from the Yankees first."
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"-You can do that. -Of course."
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"But I really want to leave my mark this time, you know?"
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"I want to walk away from the Yankees with people saying:"
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"Wow! Now, that guy got canned."
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"Remember at Dairy Queen where I cooled my feet..."
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"...in the soft-serve machine?"
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"Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?"
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"-So, George. -Yeah."
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"I had, like, a so-so date with Valerie."
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"Now I'm number nine on the speed dial."
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"-So? -So I used to be seven."
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"I dropped two spots."
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"What? She's ranking you?"
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"Yeah, the speed dial's like a relationship barometer."
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"What is a barometer exactly?"
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"It's pronounced thermometer."
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"You just think of a person, they'll be talking to you."
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"It'll be like, I'm getting a call here."
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"Hey, how you doing, Newman?"
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"Flowers. You didn't have to do that."
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"Well, I just wanted to-- You forgot the gift certificate to Barnes & Noble."
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"--you know, make a good impression."
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"-I'm gonna go put these in some water. -I like the way you think."
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"Oh, my God, number one!"
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"Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard."
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"Sorry I'm late, but look what I found in the Yankee Hall of Pride display case."
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"Isn't that Babe's Ruth uniform?"
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"It's good. Juicy this time of year."
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"Gotta get the good ones."
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"Oh, that's bad. That's bad."
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"So, Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together."
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"Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?"
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"Some of us."
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"I don't want to exclude anybody."
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"What is all this?"
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"I got all of this junk at Cinco de Mayo..."
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"...how much business they'd lost."
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"I mean, I've been dancing and strutting..."
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"...in front of their store for two days."
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"Oh, no wonder we're getting so much rain."
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"Elaine, I'm having a millennium party, so save the date."
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"Hey, you know what? Newman sent me an invitation already to his party."
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"-Newman? -Yeah."
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"Come celebrate the millennium with 'Newmannium.'"
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"Newman."
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"Hi, Valerie."
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"Drive."
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"It's taken me 1 3 years to climb up to the top of that speed dial..."
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"...and I don't intend to lose my spot to you."
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"-But I never-- -You just stay away from that phone."
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"I heard about what happened at the meeting."
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"Yes. I already packed up my desk. I could be out of here in an hour."
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"To look to the future, we've got to tear down the past."
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"Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs."
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"And here's something I just found out recently."
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"He wasn't really a sultan, huh? What do you make of that?"
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"Hey, check this out."
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"Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit."
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"You don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you?"
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"Better take them off. I'm too important to this team."
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"Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching."
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"Hey, how about some lunch? What are you going for?"
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"You know, Valerie, I couldn't help but notice that I'm on your speed dial."
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"You deserve it."
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"But I can't help thinking..."
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"...that maybe there's someone in your life who deserves it more."
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"Someone you've known, you know, more than a week."
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"My stepmother got to you, didn't she?"
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"What? No."
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"I can't believe she did this again."
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"Well, I just got your invitation to the Newmannium party."
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"You just got it? Damn, the mail is slow."
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"You knew I was having a millennium party..."
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"...but you just had to throw yours on the same day."
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"I have done nothing unethical."
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"You have to cancel it, because I've told everybody about my party."
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"Cancel? Think again, long shanks."
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"I started planning this in 1 978."
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"I put a deposit down on that restaurant that overlooks Times Square."
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"...and quite a bit of ice."
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"-What kind? -Cubed."
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"That's good stuff."
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"And you can never have too much ice."
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"All right, I'll tell you what I'll do."
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"You can cohost the party with me under one condition."
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"No Jerry. Jerry is not invited."
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"I got to invite Jerry. He's my buddy."
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"That he may be, but he's out of my life starting in the year 2000."
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"How could they not fire you?"
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"Never thought I'd fail at failing."
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"Oh, come on, now."
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"-Feel like I can't do anything wrong. -Nonsense."
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"You do everything wrong."
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"-Everything? -Everything."
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"I have no confidence in you."
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"All right."
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"I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off..."
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"...and throw myself right back down again."
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"That's the spirit. You suck."
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"I know."
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"No, no, no, listen to me. I work in fashion."
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"Together we can drive Putumayo out of business..."
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"You? What are you doing here?"
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"I own this store."
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"Unless you own both stores."
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"I'm Gladys Mayo."
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"Well, Mrs. Hamilton, it's nice that you and Valerie patched things up..."
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"...so we could all get together like this."
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"Where is Valerie?"
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