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Clips from Seinfeld - The Blood (S09E09)

"...with my money!"
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"So, what do you say?"
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"Your chocolate sauce."
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"Pastrami on rye with mustard?"
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"Don't you remember they-?"
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"- Remember the pastrami scene? - No."
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"Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters."
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"- Didn't go for it, huh? - No."
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"So she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted-cured meats."
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"She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce..."
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"...but it's not a meal, you know?"
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"Food and sex. Those are my two passions."
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"It's only natural to combine them."
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"Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl."
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"She's integral."
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"Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs..."
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"Speaking of which, I found a way to separate the skin..."
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"X-Acto knife."
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"I told you, George, no more pudding. I'm starting a purification program."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Pudding skin singles."
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"Hey, I'm borrowing all your Tupperware."
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"- Why? - Closed my account at the blood bank."
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"What? It's here? It's in the building?"
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"Right across the hall."
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"- What, you wanna go see it? - No, I don't."
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"In fact, if even one corpuscle of that blood..."
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"...should find its way across that hall, I will freak out on you, Kramer."
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"You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly."
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"You know it. And I ditched all my junk food."
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"What the heck is going on here?"
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"Sorry, buddy, cleaned house. All health food."
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"Well, I may have to take it, but I don't have to like it."
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"I guess a certain someone..."
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"- Is this about me? - No."
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"Vivian. Hi, it's Elaine."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, he's right here. Hold on."
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"For me? Go."
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"Yeah. What-? Yeah. Tonight?"
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"Yeah, I'll be there."
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"Yeah, later."
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"Well, somebody's babysitting."
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"You? I'm more responsible than you are."
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"Oh, Tara."
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"- Kramer. - Don't take my money."
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"Hi. You gotta get out of here. I'm gonna babysit the hell out of that kid."
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"Wait a minute, I'm the babysitter."
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"No, no. You're out. I'm in. Now, hit the road."
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"Elaine."
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"What is-? You got some raccoons or something."
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"Well, I guess this will be all right."
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"Hi, Jimmy."
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"Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"I thought you were supposed to be babysitting."
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"There was an incident."
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"Oh, no. Where's the blood?"
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"- It's in here, isn't it? - Will you stop it?"
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"It's Jell-O."
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"What about this? This is blood, isn't it?"
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"Will you calm down. I took all my blood down to Newman's."
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"He let me put it in his meat freezer."
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"Oh, yeah. George, he came by."
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"He made more of those pudding skin singles. They're delicious."
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"You're dead, President Lincoln."
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"Can I have your juice?"
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"As long as you don't -"
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"Hey, Elaine. How did it go?"
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"Oh, he's a- He's a joy."
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"Really? Some sitters have told me he's a bit of a handful."
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"Oh, handful of sunshine."
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"I wish I could do this every day."
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"Elaine, that's so good to hear."
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"Well, just in case anything does happen..."
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"Hey, Jerry, it's okay. I'm right here."
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"You know, Jerry, when somebody yells, Heads up..."
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"...you're not supposed to actually look up."
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"- What? - Oh, yeah."
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"You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy."
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"Three pints of Kramer's blood?"
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"Borrowing things from my blood."
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"Well, so much for purification week."
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"So how's the fornicating gourmet?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, how was babysitting?"
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"Oh, just great."
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"I found out that Vivian's got some sort of a medical problem..."
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"...and if the worst happens, she wants me to take care of Jimmy."
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"- Well, I'm sure it won't be the worst. - It doesn't matter."
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"I mean, if anything happens to her, I'm on deck."
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"- It's a dangerous world. - She's right."
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"I heard Kramer got mugged out in the suburbs on a babysitting gig."
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"Really?"
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"Look at this."
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"Look at the hair on the back of my neck."
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"It's all brambly. See?"
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"It's like a thicket back there."
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"Look, I need somebody to shave it for me."
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"I'm not touching that thing."
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"Well, I have to say I'm very surprised."
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"And disappointed, blood brother."
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"What? Jerry, I gave you my blood."
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"Listen to your pulse."
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"No, no. I don't have time right now."
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"I'll catch you tonight. We'll do sort of an all over kind of thing, all right?"
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"Kramer called. He told us you were in the hospital."
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"Kramer called you?"
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"He calls every week."
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"- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine."
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"Jerry, you really have to take better care of yourself."
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"We bought you some sessions with a personal trainer."
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"Well, maybe if you called more often, I wouldn't have to."
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"Is it all right if I watch in your bedroom? Because your bed is nice."
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"Okay."
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"No, no, I do not want that in here."
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"All right."
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"I'm here to whip you into shape."
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"So grab your jock if you need one."
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"Elaine? Elaine?"
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"And then he put this plastic bag over his head..."
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"...and started running around until he got tired..."
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