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Clips from Seinfeld - The Blood (S09E09)

"...and he laid down somewhere."
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"Elaine, you're the best."
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"No. I'm a scatter-brain."
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"It's probably why I can't hold a job or keep a man."
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"But I'm running out of purses here."
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"Okay, Mr. Mandelbaum, what do you want me to do?"
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"Drop your purse, honey..."
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"Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?"
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"- Are you ready? - For what?"
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"All aboard the pain train."
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"Now for the trifecta."
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"George?"
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"George?"
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"Pleasuring you."
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"- What is this? - We're making sausages."
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"I thought you were gonna watch a video."
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"Well, yeah. An instructional video on how to make your own sausages."
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"- Kramer, I'm not in the mood for this. - All right."
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"...and haul these beauties out of here."
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"Tonight I want you to sleep on this."
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"What in holy hell."
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"Sausages."
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"So the free love buffet is over?"
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"I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami."
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"I can't believe I got another session with Izzy Mandelbaum."
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"He's probably gonna make me box a kangaroo."
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"What's going on?"
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"This sandwich is making me flush."
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"Oh, no. I'll tell you what you did, Caligula."
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"I think you're right."
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"No, but please tell me that's all you're gonna do with it."
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"...it is gonna be a major inconvenience."
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"These fries are really, really good."
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"I mean, I can't shake this woman."
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"You know, now I gotta go to Jimmy's birthday party."
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"Sleepy."
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"I mean, no matter what I do, I cannot weasel out of raising this kid."
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"Yeah. That's what I need. A pinch weasel."
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"- Why did you get rid of that sausage? - It wasn't me. It was Mr. Mandelbaum."
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"Well, Newman's not happy. He booted me out of his freezer."
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"I gotta take my blood back to the bank."
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"- Can I borrow your car? - What's wrong with yours?"
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"Well, I got no a.c. and I gotta keep the blood cold or it'll go bad."
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"All right. Even-Steven, okay?"
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"Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment..."
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"...keep it down because Newman's taking a nap in your bed."
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"Oh, Mama."
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"- Elaine. - Hi."
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"This is my friend, George."
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"- I'm gonna go say hi to Jimmy. - Okay."
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"It's-It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her."
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"- Really? Why? - You haven't heard?"
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"Her grandparents passed away five years ago."
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"I was covering."
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"Elaine has been deported back to Scotland."
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"All right, no more lies."
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"Elaine has been chosen to represent the Upper West Side..."
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"That's because it's underwater."
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"This is insane."
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"- Is it? - Yes, it is."
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"- Is that pastrami? - Yes, it is."
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"I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted-cured meats."
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"- Hungry? - Very."
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"Vivian!"
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"If you wanna live in a butcher shop..."
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"...I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat."
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"You lag, you drag."
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"- Fire it up, son. - Right, Dad."
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"- Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum. - Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum."
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"Move it. Move it. Move it."
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"Get those knees up."
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"What's going on?"
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"Yeah. Some kind of red liquid."
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"We got a problem here."
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"Tough it out. This is for real."
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"So how far did they drag you?"
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"Well, for the first quarter-mile they thought I was just dogging it."
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"Hi, George."
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"Hi, Jimmy."
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"Yeah, Jimmy, why don't you go wait outside."
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"You know, play with something."
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"Vivian asked me to raise him if she doesn't make it."
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"Oh, that's a drag."
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"That kid."
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"Jerry, it was overheating."
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"- You didn't get the blood from me. - Then who?"
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"- Did you give blood? - No, no, not giving. Hoarding."
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"- Are we finished? - Done."
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"Do I know anyone?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, yes, by all means. The mood."
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"I couldn't raise a kid?"
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"What? Are you kidding? We look great."
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"What do you think?"
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"I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking."
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"- Your honey- - Wait."
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"...how about satisfying one of somebody else's?"
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"Freak out."
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"Yeah, I'm over at Jerry's. I got your message."
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"What is this?"
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"I've been having a few health problems lately."
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"- It's not serious, is it? - Well, it might be."
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"Scissor mishap, air show disaster, Chinese organ thieves."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Kramer, I'm not shaving your neck. - Oh, so my blood's not enough?"
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"- He says he's fine. - Tell him to eat a plum."
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"I don't need a personal trainer."
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"All right, I gotta go. We'll talk about this later."
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"I'm taping Canadian parliament, you know, on C-SPAN."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Blood?"
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"It's go time."
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"Newman, let's go grab some mail sacks..."
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"Blood over there, sausage over here. I'm living in a slaughterhouse."
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"Are you gonna eat that?"
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"If the engine begins to overheat turn off air conditioner."
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"This thing is bone dry."
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"Vivian."
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"Yes, they did."
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"There's something wrong with your car."
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