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Clips from Seinfeld - The Watch (S04E04)

"All right. All right. We do it..."
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"...five times a week, okay?"
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"- Oh, baby. - Oh, my..."
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"All right, listen."
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"- Just tell me what you'll say. - I know what to say."
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"- No, but I would like to hear it. - I don't wanna say it out loud."
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"It kills the spontaneity. You know, Gleason, he never rehearsed."
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"- Go ahead. Do it. - Okay. You talk to him."
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"- I'll talk to him. - Hey, how's your hair?"
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"Well, yeah, it's good."
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"You're not the type who should be playing with matches, seriously."
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"Yes. Dr. Reston."
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"Is he in?"
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"Well, this is Kramer, and he's expecting my call."
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"- Is he? - Yes, yes, Dr. Reston."
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"Well, hello there."
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"- Well, I'm a good friend of Elaine's. - No, no, not friends."
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"We're actually... We're not friends. We're much more than friends."
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"And... I'm afraid we have a bit of a problem."
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"Well, the point is doctor, I'm very much in love with Elaine..."
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"...and she's very much in love with me, and, well..."
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"...and allow us to pursue our courtship unfettered."
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"...and your staff, if you have one."
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"Yes. Yeah, but the point that I..."
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"Well, no. Well, yeah, that's... It's possible."
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"Well, I suppose I could, but I'd have to shift a few things around."
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"Wait. Hold on for a second, will you? Go ahead. Yeah."
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"All right."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. I look forward to it too."
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"Okay, so long."
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"What happened? What did he say? What's going on?"
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"- Okay, he wants to get together. - Get together?"
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"- Why? - You know, he wants to talk."
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"Why didn't you just say no?"
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"That's interesting."
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"- And how was yours? - Oh, very good."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"- Come on. - She was flirting with you."
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"- Why didn't you say something? - What would I say?"
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"- You just sat there. - Well, you made me uncomfortable."
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"- Where's the bathroom? - In the back, on your right."
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"- Jerry. - Would you let me pay just once?"
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"- Don't worry about it. - What'll you do?"
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"What's the difference? We'll figure it out."
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"- You're not paying. - All right, fine. You figure it out."
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"I'd be curious to know how you pick up a check with no money."
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"Because if this works, the whole monetary system's obsolete."
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"We're back to wampum."
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"They give you some portion here, huh?"
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"- I really did have to get to a meeting. - Oh, no, no, I understand."
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"I know you're all very busy."
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"So you found that watch in a garbage can, huh?"
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"Yeah. In fact, it was right after I ran into you."
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"You know, a friend of mine has a watch just like that."
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"I'd love to replace it for him as a gift."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Maybe you wanna sell me that one?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Hang on a second. I got a little proposition for you."
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"There is a George Bonanza to see you."
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"- Costanza. Costanza. - George Costanza."
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"The guy who pitched the show with stories about nothing."
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"He says call him Monday."
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"Mr. Dalrymple, I have to talk to you. It's about the show."
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"It was all a terrible misunderstanding. Just five minutes of your time."
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"Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Dalrymple."
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"Very good, sir."
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"Look, as soon as I get back to Florida, I promise you, I'll mail you a check."
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"- No, no. He won't let me do that. - Why don't you..."
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"...put the money in his pants pocket unsuspectingly?"
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"- He could wash them. - We are running a reputable business."
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"Don't tell me about business. I sold raincoats for 35 years."
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"- But you did not give them away. - You don't understand..."
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"Okay, now, look. Don't take too long."
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"Look at this building. What is this?"
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"I don't know. It's a building."
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"- The doors are on a diagonal. - So what?"
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"It's architecturally incorrect."
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"Is this a bad time? I hope I'm not disturbing anything."
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"We were about to sit down to dinner."
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"- This is Cynthia. - Oh, hi. Hi. Nice to meet you."
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"- What are you having? Veal? - No."
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"- Looks like veal. - It's not veal."
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"Well, it's a good-looking piece of meat."
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"Wow, this is some place. A duplex, huh?"
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"...having steps in an apartment. Even one step. Sunken living room."
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"Although one step is not all that sunken."
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"- Who gave you my address? - No, that's a fair question. It is."
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"He gave it to me. Unbelievable how many addresses this guy has."
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"He's got Marlon Brando's. I could go to Marlon Brando's house if I wanted."
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"Of course, I wouldn't. The guy is... Obviously, the guy has his problems."
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"So you wanna talk about the show?"
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"Well, you know, it's really very funny."
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"Because, you know what we got here, really?"
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"We really just have a terrible misunderstanding. See..."
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"...when I passed on the deal, I thought that's what Jerry wanted me to say."
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"- I misinterpreted. - Russell, where's the TV Guide?"
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"What time is it? 8:30. I'll tell you what's on. You got..."
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"...Major Dad, Blossom... Very funny program."
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"- Blossom's on Monday. - Are you sure?"
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"Look who I'm talking to. The president of NBC."
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"Mr. Costanza, it's too late anyway. I made a deal with another writing team."
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"Businessmen, colleagues, if I may."
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"Let's not quibble. We'll do it for the $13,000."
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"You take good care. It's nice seeing you again."
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"- Nice meeting you. Cynthia, right? - Now, look."
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"These deals are already made."
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"All right. Let me just say this."
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"Ten thousand dollars. I'm going below what you wanted to pay."
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"You're having your dinner. Have your veal or whatever it is. Enjoy."
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"All right. Good, $8000. Cynthia, again, nice meeting you."
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"Have I commented on the shoes? I love suede. It's so thick and rich."
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"Do you ever rub it against the grain?"
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"Russell, can we eat?"
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"- All right, 8000. - You made Jerry very happy."
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"Could I just use your bathroom for a moment?"
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"All right, 200. That's as high as I can go. I think you're being unreasonable."
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"Jerry, I'd give you the watch. It's not the money. I happen to like it."
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"Look, I happen to know how much that watch costs. It's a $60 watch."
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