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Clips from Seinfeld - The Watch (S04E04)

"You paid 40 to get it fixed. That's $100."
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"- I'm offering you 200. - I never seen a band like this."
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"All right, 300. Plus 50 for the repair. Three-fifty, that's it."
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"Do you have it on you?"
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"Yeah, I think I do."
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"This is unbelievable."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you."
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"- Please sit down. - Alrighty."
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"Could I offer you something to drink? Coffee, anything?"
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"Okay, yeah. I'll have a... Do you have a decaf cappuccino?"
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"I don't think we have that."
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"Well, that's a little strange."
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"- Why does that surprise you? - Well, it's a very popular drink."
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"- This is an office. - That's true."
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"- But, you know, I can't help but think... - So tell me, Mr. Kramer..."
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"Okay, sure."
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"Tell me all about you and Elaine."
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"Oh, alrighty..."
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"Well, what we have here, doctor, is..."
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"...an extraordinary situation. - Is it?"
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"Oh, you'd better believe it."
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"Do I know you?"
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"- I don't think so. - Because you really look familiar."
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"Oh, well, maybe you've seen me. My face is on..."
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"...Mount Rushmore. - Yes, of course. That's it."
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"I guess I'm just used to seeing it on a much larger scale."
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"Oh, yeah, right. I replaced Teddy Roosevelt."
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"Trustbuster. Bust this."
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"You know, I never thought of it like that before, doctor."
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"Would you like a cigar? They're Cubans."
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"- I'd love one. - Yeah."
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"I think Elaine is a wonderful woman. You two will make a wonderful couple."
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"If you ever feel..."
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"...you need to talk to someone..."
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"...about anything, you have my number."
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"Well, that's very kind of you."
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"These are good, huh?"
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"I cannot believe I'm doing this. I never meet people like this."
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"- You're not a nut, are you? - No, I don't think so."
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"Really? I give my number to just about every customer who comes in here."
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"- You don't seem that desperate. - Oh, yeah."
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"Actually I'm a little disappointed. I kind of had my eye on Uncle Leo."
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"Well, I'll give you a call, and thanks for the fish."
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"- You know why fish are so thin? - Why?"
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"They eat fish."
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"- Hey. - What happened?"
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"- What took you so long? - He's a terrific guy."
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"What are you talking about? What did he say?"
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"- We talked about a lot of things. - You talked about a lot of things."
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"Well, did you talk about us?"
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"I'm in love. I just met her outside in the street. Her name's Elaine."
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"She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
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"Did you say Elaine?"
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"How come with the psychiatrist, every the hour is only 50 minutes?"
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"What do they do with that 10 minutes that they have left?"
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"Do they just sit there going, Boy, that guy was crazy."
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"I couldn't believe the things he was saying. What a nut."
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"Who's coming in next? Oh, no, another headcase."
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"- You should've told me it didn't work. - I know, I know."
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"- You didn't have to throw it out. - I was always late. It was frustrating."
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"- That must be Leo. - I would've taken you to the airport."
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"- He has nothing to do. - Neither do I."
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"- Yeah? - It's George."
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"Come on up. It's George."
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"- Oh, George. - Whatever happened with NBC?"
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"- George turned it down. - He turned it down?"
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"- Why did he do that? - Because of Ted Danson."
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"Who knows? Maybe we'll wind up getting more money."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Georgie boy. How are you?"
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"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld. How are you?"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"- What did I do? - What about NBC? Hear anything?"
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"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did."
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"We got a deal."
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"You see, he had the right idea. Hold out."
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"That's how you get the big money, huh, George?"
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"- Please, Morty. - He knows how to talk to these people."
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"No one's gonna take advantage of Georgie."
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"I'm just happy to be working with your talented son..."
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"...who is not doing this for the money. That is so refreshing."
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"- So, what did we get? - Eight thousand dollars."
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"- Beautiful. - That's for the two of us."
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"- Four thousand apiece? - Let me see if I understand this."
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"In other words, you held out for less money."
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"- I was wrong. You were right. - The basic idea of negotiation..."
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"- You're smart. I'm dumb. - This is how they negotiate..."
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"That's gotta be Leo."
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"- Yeah. - It's Leo."
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"Dad, before we go, I got a little something for you."
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"- A present. - A present?"
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"Hey, look at this, a wallet. Exactly what I needed."
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"- You see? - Come on, you lost your wallet."
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"- I figured I'd get you another. - I hope you didn't spend too much."
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"This is one of the most thoughtful gifts anyone's ever given me."
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"- He's something, your son, isn't he? - All right. Let's go."
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"- You're a terrific kid. - Yeah, he's something, isn't he?"
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"How can anybody not like you?"
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"- You're very special. - Yeah."
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"I'm good for about $4000."
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"- Hey, let's go. It's 12:22. - All right, Leo."
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"- Hey, Uncle Leo. How you doing? - Hi, hi. I got it."
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"This is some beautiful parking spot you've got here."
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"- I hate to give it up. - Yeah."
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"Dad, you're sure you don't need more money?"
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"- Jerry. - All right, I'm just joking."
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"Listen, have a nice trip."
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"- Bye, Mrs. Seinfeld. Take care. - Thanks again for the wallet."
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"Take care, now. So long."
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"- Yeah, like he'd take your money. - He took it. I put $400 in the wallet."
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"- Otherwise, he wouldn't accept it. - I'd love to see the look on his face."
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"- You believe this? - What?"
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"True? Women carry with them a photo of every person they've ever met..."
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"...every day in their whole life since the beginning of time."
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"Here's my cousin, 3 years old. She's in the Marines now."
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"This is my dog. He died during the Johnson administration."
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"You get stopped by a cop. No license, no registration."
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"Cop goes, Just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along."
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"He's after Jerry now."
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"I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa."
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