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Clips from Transparent - Pilot (S01E01)

"never dealt with special assessments before,"
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"never dealt with shit, frankly.""
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"- Hi, darling. - Hi, mommy."
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"I could go to jail. I could."
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"I'm gonna cut up cantaloupe."
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"Well, he'll make a pretty penny off that sale."
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"He's done paying me out."
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"I wouldn't believe a word your father says."
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"Nothing, not a word, nada, ninca, nein, nicht."
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"How much did you guys pay for that house"
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"$83,000 in 1972."
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"Josh and I were looking at old records."
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"There's so many good ones. Why'd you let him keep them all?"
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"You know I don't care for music."
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"Is he okay?"
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"- What? - Is he okay?"
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"Ask him."
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"Everyone thinks since he started losing words"
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"he stopped being able to hear, but he can hear."
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"See?"
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"Where were you?"
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"'Cause I can't sleep without you next to me now."
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"Oh, my God, you have your ambiens."
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"My dad's gonna sell my house."
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"This house?"
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"They got divorced. My mom moved out."
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"My dad got to keep it."
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"I was 15."
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"They said they weren't in love anymore."
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"and I just... I took her out, you know what I mean?"
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"and the girl at the cash register said,"
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""I need to see some I.D."
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"With that credit card of yours.""
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"and, um, well, you know what that's like, right?"
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"This is gonna get ugly.""
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"kept looking at me..."
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"And then she said,"
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"Like that, you know?"
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"And she rung up the, um..."
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"batteries, something."
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"And I didn't, uh... I was like,"
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""Do not cry in front of this woman."
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"Do not cry in front of this woman.""
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"Thanks for being vulnerable with us."
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"One more thing."
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"I made a commitment here last week"
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"that I was gonna come out to my kids,"
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"Because it just wasn't time, you know?"
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"I promise you."
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"I don't know how it is I raised three people"
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"who cannot see beyond themselves."
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"Do I remember?"
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"Don't you remember, you took me up there for the,"
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"like, world's most awkward Thanksgiving about a week"
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"before they announced their divorce?"
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"Oh, my God, that's right."
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"- That was... that was... - Hellish."
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"A particularly bad Thanksgiving."
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"So anyway, my dad's thinking of moving or renovating."
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"- You know what I would like? - What?"
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"Do you want to check it out with me?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Yeah, I'd say that's... yeah, that's... it's my skill set."
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"Now?"
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"So tell me what you want."
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"like, a nice little waist, and then the big ass,"
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"like, the little waist, big ass. You know?"
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"Just to feel sort of rooted, you know?"
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"Like a tree trunk..."
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"Well, let's start with this. What do you eat?"
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"of the food, and then I sort of hate that."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"I could use some discipline."
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"Motherfucker. This is... this is spectacular."
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"He leaves the slider open."
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"- Since 1976. - What, 63?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah."
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"Nobody's, uh... nobody's touched it, huh?"
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"Clearly."
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"it's worth so much that we should just sell it now?"
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"I mean, I wouldn't... I wouldn't give this thing up"
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"He's always complaining about the East Side."
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"The "Guh-hett-o.""
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"I don't know if I'm ready to give up my Saturday mornings."
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"Farmers' market and the pupusa lady."
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"Oh."
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"It's the pupusa lady you're gonna miss, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"I... I really like her pupusas."
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"What'd you say?"
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"- What? - I love her pupusas."
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"- Okay. - What?"
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"when you say that you just make it..."
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"What?"
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"I love you."
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"You're such a loser."
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"Do not say that."
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"Actually, I have a song I want you guys to cover."
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"That's what you're thinking about right now?"
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"♪ oh, could you help me place this call? ♪"
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"♪ see the number on the matchbook ♪"
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"♪ is old and faded ♪"
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"♪ but isn't that the way ♪"
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"That's all I got."
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"That's all you got."
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"Yeah, that's all I got."
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"Are you sure that's all you got for me?"
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"Move that big ass."
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"♪ that's not the way it feels ♪"
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"Ten,"
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"nine..."
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"♪ operator ♪"
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"♪ well, could you help me ♪"
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"Eight..."
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"Seven, six..."
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"♪ there's something in my eyes ♪"
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"♪ you know it happens every time ♪"
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"♪ I think about the love that I thought would save me ♪"
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"Five..."
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