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Clips from Transparent - Pilot (S01E01)

"♪ they say it goes ♪"
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"Four..."
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"♪ well, let's forget all that ♪"
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"♪ and give me the number ♪"
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"♪ so I can call ♪"
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"Three..."
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"♪ just to tell 'em I'm fine ♪"
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"♪ I've overcome the blow two... ♪"
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"♪ I only wish my words ♪"
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"♪ could just convince myself ♪"
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"One."
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"Dad?"
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"Hi, girls."
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"♪ place this call? ♪"
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"♪ would save me ♪"
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"No, you stink."
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"Oh, man. Hello... Len?"
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"I think your dad just went to work."
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"Um, okay, I want to do a parody of that,"
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"This is weird. My dad literally never calls me."
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"- Someone's here. - Someone has keys?"
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"Tammy?"
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"Whoa."
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"This one is pretty sure dad has cancer."
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"Jesus. Tammy motherfucking Cashman?"
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"- Hmm? - Okay, here it is. Here it is."
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"Four people in Los Angeles have ever had Lyme disease."
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"- Hey, guys. - Sorry."
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"There's a big change going on, and..."
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"I love you kids. I love you kids."
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"She had a melanoma for three years."
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"- Colon cancer. Super stuff. - Oh, my goodness."
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"God! Stop it."
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"God, I don't have cancer."
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"- I'm almost done. I just got to... - Please?"
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"- I'd love that. - Why do you two get to decide"
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"and I will speak to you later."
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"Dad, I'm gonna put these baby backs in a ziploc for you."
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"Here you go."
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"You know..."
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"Yes, I will see you tomorrow."
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"Yeah, good night."
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"of newbies who never sat on a condo board before,"
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"if you're just gonna be, like, a billion years late."
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"Why'd they get divorced?"
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"And I got into, you know, the checkout line,"
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"and so she just, um,"
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"You know, I just want those, like, those, like,"
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"- and that's just... - Deprivation."
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"My dad's bedroom."
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"And Len wants it?"
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"Oh, God, he'd jump all over it."
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"You just... you know,"
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"What?"
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"Ru... Rubishnowitzshitzlitz."
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"- Ridinkle. - Marcy Kristallnacht."
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"Yeah, that's all I got."
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"He's too much of a pussy hound."
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"♪ that I thought ♪"
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"A sort of cautionary tale about..."
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"It just... anyways, don't worry about it."
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"♪ every time ♪"
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"Then boom! She's dead."
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"Oh, this is super tweet-able."
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"Slutting around and..."
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"♪ they say it goes ♪"
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"And I just knew. I said, "This is gonna not be good."
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"Yeah, no, she bit a kid, and he was a total a-hole"
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"♪ that you just gave me ♪"
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"Actually, he's talking about giving the house to me and Len."
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"when you bought it?"
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"Do you remember, um, my parents' house?"
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"and I didn't do it."
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"- Si. - I think that... that'll work."
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"And then I get into this deprivation thing,"
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"Are you... my, um..."
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"Hey, wait, let me get this in"
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"More like ice capades."
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"Uh, Ella is five, and Zacky is six,"
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"- No, you won't. - Why not?"
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"As an adjective... "A proven fact"... that works."
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"What do you want to do to it?"
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"What?"
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"from people who care deeply about palm terrace to a bunch"
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"♪ 'cause I can't read the number ♪"
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"- Yeah. - I promise you."
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"Um, yes, I want... I want that."
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"Come on. Put that away."
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"Where are my keys?"
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"so I can put your sister in."
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"You look really great, kid."
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"Actually, on principle, I will not."
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"the barbecue sauce inside of your vagina?"
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"- Just tell us if you're dying. - You were right."
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"- Jill Goldberg is dead? - Yeah."
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"They are so selfish."
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"♪ well, let's forget all that ♪"
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"♪ operator, well, could you help me ♪"
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"♪ 'cause I can't read the number ♪"
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"♪ but that's not the way it feels ♪"
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"What?"
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"♪ you know it happens ♪"
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"♪ there's something in my eyes ♪"
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