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Clips from New Girl - Cece Crashes (S01E01)

"- We should totally head back. - Where am I taking you?"
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"It's on and popping."
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"Who's that girl?"
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"go in my room and do stuff on my computer."
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"guess what I'm gonna do?"
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"- You wanna walk around here looking silly. - This is handcrafted! In China."
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"- It's good to know. - Yeah. Thanks."
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"I think it's time for bed."
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"Not a chance. Never gonna happen. You're not a closer."
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"- Short-track speed skating. - Ha, ha."
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"I can... I'm good at fixing... Yeah, I can fix it also."
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"I'm happy. I like these guys. I think they're actually starting to like me too."
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"Sometimes she calls me up and she's like, "Bitch, I love you.""
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"- What? Nothing. What? - What?"
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"Okay, you know what, forget this."
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"Look, I get it."
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"A 90-minute sesh is pretty standard for me."
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"Oh, it was "godlike.""
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"You don't like the way I dress?"
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"Pulling in them ducats. It's crazy."
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"Jafanese?"
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"I love naan..."
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"- Go up to the roof. - Yeah, I'm gonna go up to the roof."
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"Okay, do you hear what he is saying to you? He's trying to tell you he cares about you."
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"I'm sorry. Is it really bad?"
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"I'm trying to help you. You never make a move."
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"I like being weird and taking my time."
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"What did you do?"
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"No."
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"Hey, Cece. Um..."
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"and I just wanna sleep in my own bed."
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"Wait, so you're in the room right now?"
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"Shh. Please."
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"Cece!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- I saw you with her! Beep-beep."
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"- I saw you. - She said hi. That's it."
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"- I saw you with her. - Beep-beep."
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"Sorry. Excuse me."
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"These traffic patterns are really counterintuitive!"
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"Really catch-as-catch-can as far as footpaths go over here!"
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"Oh, you're talking..."
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"with your tongue down her throat?"
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"Cece!"
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"I got your text. Are you ready to go home?"
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"Unh! Thank you for coming."
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"Jess, he was making out with another girl."
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"You get away from here."
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"Who are you? You're blocking my booth. Get out of here!"
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"Don't talk to her like that, okay? That is my best friend! Unh!"
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"Oh, my. Cece. - You ripped my deep V!"
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"This is my favorite deep V!"
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"It's just a deeper V."
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"Thanks for picking me up, Jess. I really felt that Gavin was different."
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"Didn't you feel like he was different?"
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"Yeah. I mean, he seemed like a really nice European DJ..."
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"with a face tattoo."
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"Jess, I think these guys are into you. We should just go back, right?"
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"Well, I can't go home because Gavin's, like, staying at my place."
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"You've known him for three weeks."
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"Can I just crash with you for a couple days? Please?"
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"I don't know. It's Friday night."
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"The guys probably have big plans."
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"Friday night, gentlemen. It's on."
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"- What happened to you? - It's on and popping up in here. You feel?"
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"What happened to you? You didn't used to be like this."
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"- What? - You've gotten worse."
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"Who's that girl?"
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"Who's that girl?"
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"Who's that girl? It's Jess!"
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"I told you I'd come through."
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"Benjamin invited us to a very cool party."
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"No. Just got off three back-to-back shifts."
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"I just wanna sit here all weekend in silence playing this game..."
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"You wearing underwear? What is between you and that chair?"
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"- Just a little bit of sunshine. - Take off that kimono, please."
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"It's my leisure wear, Winston. Look, I worked 80 hours this week."
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"I just wanna come home, put on my 'mono..."
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"and just hang loose, man. Okay? If you had a job, you'd understand."
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"Really? Wow, it just got real in here."
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"You're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants."
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"Boom! Bam! Mm-hm."
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"Everybody wanna walk around wearing stupid stuff..."
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"I'm wearing a napkin on my face. Bam! How you like that?"
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"- That doesn't make sense. - Perfect sense."
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"It's totally different than me wearing my kimono."
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"You are laughing in the face of years of samurai culture..."
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"and it's an affront. - Look at me now."
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"This is the vibe we have because of you."
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"Schmidt, I think you should take the kimono off."
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"Um, Cece, can you not do your usual thing? These are really good guys."
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"- Best behavior. - Sure."
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"- Hey, guys, I brought... - You brought this on yourself!"
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"What you doing?"
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"Oh, you know, we're just chilling. Just chilling."
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"Just doing this. You know, Friday night."
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"I'm gonna use the ladies'."
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"- What's up, Cecilia? - Where's the tequila?"
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"- Guys. - Oh! Oh."
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"Okay. I would normally never bring her here, but Cece is really vulnerable now..."
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"and when she's drunk, she has no boundaries."
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"So she's really grabby, really physical. She's really loose with her body."
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"So I just wanna apologize in advance for anything..."
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"that she might do."
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"Thank you, guys. You're the best."
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"Girl, look at that body"
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"Girl, look at that body"
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"This is the opposite of being alone!"
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"This is the opposite of what I wanted this weekend!"
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"Wow, how'd this happen?"
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"Okay, I'm not a part of this, Schmidt. I'm not a part of it."
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"Hi, Cece."
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"I'm gonna make you a bed on the couch, okay?"
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"You're gonna have to stop dancing, so you can go to sleep."
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"Cece, I think you should dance if you want to."
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"- Why are you talking like that? - I'm just hanging out."
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"- You get up. - Really? Him?"
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"But I'm doing this:"
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"- Get up. - I don't dance. I'm from the town in Footloose."
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"- He doesn't wanna dance. - I don't wanna dance."
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