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Clips from Dr. Ken - Korean Men's Club (S01E01)

"I couldn't le... okay."
Dr. Ken
"By the way, I really like seeing this selfless side of you."
Dr. Ken
"Let's just stick to the schedule."
Dr. Ken
"Are you okay, Paste?"
Dr. Ken
"But I thought you were enjoying living here."
Dr. Ken
"You know how I'm always airs-putting."
Dr. Ken
"You know, last night, as I lay underneath a lead x-ray blanket,"
Dr. Ken
"I... I turned to Annie, and I said,"
Dr. Ken
""This is the loneliest I've ever been.""
Dr. Ken
"Um, listen, Pat, you got to move out of that office."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, where would I go?"
Dr. Ken
"Some random apartment building filled with strangers"
Dr. Ken
"And what if the Wi-Fi is spotty?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't think you realize how much"
Dr. Ken
"I need the Internet right now."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Pat, um..."
Dr. Ken
"Well, thank you, Damona, but I don't need your pity."
Dr. Ken
"Then I don't need your pity."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Clark, didn't you say that there's a unit"
Dr. Ken
"- open next to your apartment? - Hmm?"
Dr. Ken
"Look."
Dr. Ken
"I-i-it's street parking only, and a family"
Dr. Ken
"of limousine drivers lives across the street."
Dr. Ken
"But what about that gated lot,"
Dr. Ken
"- like, right underneath the building? - Stop it!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I'm gonna check this out."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, okay."
Dr. Ken
"- Um, that's my... - Hello?"
Dr. Ken
"No, this is Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you'll have to call her back."
Dr. Ken
"What? He seemed so desperate."
Dr. Ken
"he could live, including your building."
Dr. Ken
"Ugh, I would not want that living next to me."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, "Ohhh.""
Dr. Ken
"Talk to me, girl."
Dr. Ken
"in "Super Mutant Magic Academy.""
Dr. Ken
"Close enough."
Dr. Ken
"But then Simon started comparing it to "Harry Potter,""
Dr. Ken
"and I got super lost, so I panicked"
Dr. Ken
"By the way, if anyone asks, you're in a coma."
Dr. Ken
"Am I gonna pull through?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, it seems we have to review "Harry Potter.""
Dr. Ken
"Gryffindor..."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, is that Dad dancing on a pool table"
Dr. Ken
"pretending pool balls are his breasts?"
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"to the family Photo Stream, and some of Dad's popped up."
Dr. Ken
"This is their last meeting."
Dr. Ken
"Man, doing good deeds sure makes Dad's face red."
Dr. Ken
"My wife. She good."
Dr. Ken
"You remember Borat, right?"
Dr. Ken
"Very nice."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that would be funny, but I just did it."
Dr. Ken
"I've been so proud of the work you're doing"
Dr. Ken
"with your group that I called The Korea Times,"
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh... it's..."
Dr. Ken
"we're not about the awards or accolades."
Dr. Ken
"The true award is how we feel inside, privately, to ourselves."
Dr. Ken
"Pshaw!"
Dr. Ken
"Stop being so modest."
Dr. Ken
"Look at you."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, they're gonna have a big reaction."
Dr. Ken
"How could you let this happen, Ken?"
Dr. Ken
"to figure out that we're complete frauds."
Dr. Ken
"What's wrong with you, man?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry, you guys."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't realize my wife would be proud of me."
Dr. Ken
"Now everyone's gonna know."
Dr. Ken
"Dude, my wife's gonna kick my ass."
Dr. Ken
"I have it every Thursday I want."
Dr. Ken
"What are we gonna do?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe we can think of some good deed"
Dr. Ken
"to do while the reporter interviews us."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, all the projects we're not really doing"
Dr. Ken
"are huge undertakings..."
Dr. Ken
"Bringing a WNBA team to Koreatown."
Dr. Ken
"Well, maybe we can do something smaller like go"
Dr. Ken
"to that homeless shelter on Third and dish out soup."
Dr. Ken
"Now it's all boarded up and covered in graffiti."
Dr. Ken
"Well, so, we'll paint over the graffiti"
Dr. Ken
"and call it neighborhood revitalization."
Dr. Ken
"That's actually not bad."
Dr. Ken
"Then it's settled."
Dr. Ken
"Great. Can we start drinking now?"
Dr. Ken
"We just wasted 15 minutes on that important crap."
Dr. Ken
"Man, you guys really like this song, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's dope."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, your building is to die for."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you liked it? Yay."
Dr. Ken
"I got to tell you, after living alone for so long,"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, do you like getting up at 3:00 A.M. to watch soccer?"
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"- No. - Well, you'll get used to it."
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"Patrick."
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"Patrice, um, I value you as a colleague,"
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"and I think your name is surprisingly beautiful."
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"I totally respect what you're saying."
Dr. Ken
"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"Well, me, too."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, you have no idea how great it's gonna be to know"
Dr. Ken
"I've got an honest straight-shooter"
Dr. Ken
"living right next door."
Dr. Ken
"That's right no mysteries."
Dr. Ken
"When's this stupid reporter supposed to show up?"
Dr. Ken
"Allison said it could be anytime between 1:00 and 6:00."
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"If not, we might have to paint this whole wall."
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"You know what, I got to say, I actually feel"
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"pretty good about what we're doing."
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"Yep, this part of Koreatown is gonna be"
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"And I did not mean for that to sound as horrible as it did."
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me, gentlemen, what are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"Beautifying the neighborhood."
Dr. Ken
"Ken Park... Korean Men's Club... paying it forward."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, you're defacing a mural that was commissioned"
Dr. Ken
"as part of this neighborhood's revitalization effort."
Dr. Ken
"Gary, I thought you called the city to clear this."
Dr. Ken
"I don't have time to wait around all day."
Dr. Ken
"I have a bagel store to run."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, you squeezable genius!"
Dr. Ken
"I completely owned a conversation with Simon,"
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