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Clips from Dr. Ken - Korean Men's Club (S01E01)

"Two months solo on Mars?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah-ooh!"
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"Ooh, what do we got our noses in?"
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"Zoink."
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"so that's still fresh in the noggs."
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"Ugh, this one thinks I need a hobby"
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"I know Gary."
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"Smart money says it's lame. So what is it?"
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"Guys, I just walked past Pat's office,"
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"Is he... living here?"
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"But I've got the other half, and I am holding strong."
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"Here you guys are."
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"- Rough. - Well, it's..."
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"So, check this out, guys."
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"I get home last night no offense, Pat..."
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"I think it's 'cause I really stick to my man on defense."
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"Mm, yeah, that's probably why."
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"Okay, I'm good. What's up?"
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"See? You speak dork."
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"So I'll be the Jedi, and you'll be my Padawan."
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"- Huh? - Oh, boy."
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"Ah, hey, Ken."
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"Anyway, the city says they'll listen to our proposal"
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"1,000 signatures?"
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"if there's a plate of Galbi in the middle of the table,"
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"I'm all over it."
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"Welcome to the Korean Men's Club, baby."
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"community service since, what, ever?"
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"I'm more of a Burke Williams guys."
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"- We don't judge you. - I do."
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"Which is why the only actual rule here"
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"It'll destroy everything we stand for."
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"Know what I mean?"
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"In a word, Gary..."
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"- It's like "X-Men" meets Hogwarts. - Got it."
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"I'm just too popular to notice stuff."
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"I mean, 'cause we covered a lot of stuff."
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"Bottom line is we're doing"
Dr. Ken
"a lot of stuff for a lot of people."
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"Look at your dad, getting involved in the community."
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"Ah, you know, I guess I could ditch the men's club."
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"How attractive."
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"No, I'm not okay."
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"I'm a grown man living in his office."
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"I was just putting on airs."
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"- Annie? - Yeah, the CPR dummy I spoon with."
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"that will be a constant reminder of how empty my life is?"
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"you can crash on my couch until you find a place."
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"- Unless, does your pity come with sex? - Nope."
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"Remember, we double daydreamed about being neighbors?"
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"That wasn't me."
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"We took a selfie in the empty living room."
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"Hey, this place looks terrific."
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"- What's the parking like? - Terrible."
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"Thanks for the 411."
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"That would be terri... ohhh."
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"Damn it!"
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"Now, Hogwarts is divided into four houses..."
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"Give me that."
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"Is that the Korean Men's Club?"
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"Yeah."
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"Of course."
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"and they're gonna run a story about you guys."
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"Isn't that exciting?"
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"Yeah, I don't think so."
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"They're coming to your next meeting"
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"You're the new guy, and you're already them some press."
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"That's for dang sure."
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"It'll take a reporter one minute"
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"And we're supposed to have sex on Tuesday."
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"Lame."
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"building a school, changing laws."
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"Hwan, we already voted."
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"We're not not doing that."
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"We fake tried to save it."
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"All we'd need is a couple cans of paint."
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"it's gonna be nice to have a building buddy."
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"Actually, it's Patrice."
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"But I also really value my privacy,"
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"if you didn't live in my building."
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"Well, Clark..."
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"Well, see you in the hot tub."
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"Oh, and fair warning... I'm a bubbles-off guy."
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"a little whiter and a lot better."
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"Well, they never called back."
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"Sorry, guys, I got to cite you for defacing public property."
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"- Really? - What are we looking at?"
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"It's going to either be three hours of community service"
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"We'll take the fine."
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"What happened?"
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"which, as you know, is where I really shine."
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"No need."
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"it's time to start my own process."
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"Wait, so this was all just a game?"
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"That's the way relationships work, Dave."
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"We painted over a landmark,"
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"Aw, that's too bad."
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"Y-yeah, I don't know why this is so funny to you."
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"That's right."
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"Do you even know what "in my defense" means?"
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"go to the family Photo Stream."
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"with the squirrel outside your office?"
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"on your hands and shake on it?"
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"Even still, it's healthy for both of us"
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"Well, thanks to you, I did make some new buds,"
Dr. Ken
"about the apartment in your building."
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"I'm your new neighbor."
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"that was available down the hall."
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"Do you mind if I throw them in with yours?"
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"Okay, trust circle."
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"Who fantasized about being stuck up on Mars with Matt Damon?"
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"I just fantasized about being alone for that long."
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"Aw, it'd be so quiet."
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"Yeah, book-club ladies in the house."
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"We're discussing "The Martian.""
Dr. Ken
"Ah, kind of saving that for a beach read."
Dr. Ken
"You guys mind if we gab about something else?"
Dr. Ken
"Just reread "Superfudge" with Dave,"
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"Isn't there anything else you could be doing?"
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"so I don't feel the need to come in here"
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