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Clips from Dr. Ken - Korean Men's Club (S01E01)

"and hijack her book club"
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"or her Pilates class or her showers."
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"You know, Ken, if you're looking for something to do,"
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"- my husband runs - He's in."
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"It's actually a professional Korean men's group."
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"They do civic projects and community building."
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"He finds it really rewarding."
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"Sorry, Jill."
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"Sort of nodded off after "civic projects.""
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"Needless to say, the answer is uh-no."
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"I won't."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I'm begging you. Go."
Dr. Ken
"Mm, you don't have to ask me twice."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna go upstairs and plow a "Castle" marathon."
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"Ooh. XOXO."
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"Sincerely, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"And now you know why I want to go to Mars."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys?"
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"and, well, have you seen Pat's office in a while?"
Dr. Ken
"But I think you might want to take a look."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, he is."
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"Why?"
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"and Tiffany got everything."
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"She got the house, my boat, and half of will to live."
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"Pat, are you okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah, never better."
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"Yeah, I've slashed my commute time to 10 seconds,"
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"and I no longer have to look at the parade of men"
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"going in and out of my ex-wife's house."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I still can if I want to, but now it's my choice."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, living in your office, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"and Allison starts in again about"
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"how I don't have any hobbies."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, you got to have hobbies."
Dr. Ken
"If I didn't have my kickboxing class as an outlet,"
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"the watercolors I do in my painting class"
Dr. Ken
"Wait, Do all you guys have hobbies?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm a magician's assistant."
Dr. Ken
"So, what, does he, like, cut you in half?"
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"Oh, no, no."
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"It's mostly coffee runs, administrative stuff."
Dr. Ken
"What about you?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm in the Big Brother program."
Dr. Ken
"Well, twice a week,"
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"I play a little street basketball in Compton."
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"I don't know. Maybe Allison's right."
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"This men's club thing might be worth trying."
Dr. Ken
"You know, meet some new people, get out of her hair."
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"Well, I know that's why Tayshaun"
Dr. Ken
"and Li'l Cookie play ball every Thursday."
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"To hear them tell it, their shorties constantly be tripping."
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"Dave, I need your help."
Dr. Ken
"Are you busy?"
Dr. Ken
"Physically? No. Mentally? Very."
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"I have this new lab partner, Simon,"
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"who's one of those super-cute nerdy guys."
Dr. Ken
"Graphic novels? Continue."
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"And, like, those Chinese cartoon movies."
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"Japanese anime? Continue."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe you can help me with some talking points."
Dr. Ken
"I'd better put on some coffee."
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"Excuse me, is this the Korean Men's Club thing?"
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"Hey, Gary."
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"My wife told me you were coming."
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"My wife. She good."
Dr. Ken
"No, w-we... we get it. That's very funny."
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"to get the city to put in some speed bumps."
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"Yeah, we're trying to commission a traffic study in Koreatown."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, well, I heard "Koreans" and "study,""
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"so I guess that lines up."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's funny because Koreans are traditionally studious."
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"if we get 1,000 signatures on our petition."
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"Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work, which isn't my jam."
Dr. Ken
"this is little too ethnic for me."
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"I'm more of a bandwagon Korean."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, don't get me wrong, like,"
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"But I don't see any, so peace out."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, you're not going anywhere."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Da-a-a-mn indeed."
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"Hey, man, we haven't done"
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"No, this club is for us to just chill, you know,"
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"blow off a little steam with the guys."
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"At least, I assume. I've never been."
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"Why the charade?"
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"My wife wouldn't mind me hanging out with the boys."
Dr. Ken
"What are you, best friends with your wife or something?"
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"- Oh, uh, no, I... - No, no, no. It's cool."
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"But, you know, not all of us roll that way maritally."
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"So, what do you say, Ken?"
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"Can you commit to an organization"
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"fully dedicated to doing absolutely nothing?"
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"hyaw!"
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"Gun bae!"
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"- Cheers! - Oh, Cheers."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, if Simon likes graphic novels,"
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"the most popular one this year is "Super Mutant Magic Academy.""
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"Question... what's an X-Man, and who's Hogwart?"
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"Hey, it's not my fault."
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"So, how was last night?"
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"Oh, it was good."
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"I mean, what I remember of it."
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"Speed bumps, betterment, progress, anti-negativity..."
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"So I guess positivity."
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"I don't know why you're doing all this."
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"You already got into college."
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"So when's the next meeting?"
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"- Sunday. - Oh, no."
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"We're supposed to go to Barb Rutledge's"
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"three-weeks-sober barbecue."
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"I think she was drunk when she named it."
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"I mean, we were supposed"
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"to write letters to orphans in Korea."
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"But nah."
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"So one orphan doesn't get a letter."
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"They're used to disappointment."
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"No."
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"I'll go to Barb's thing alone."
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"It's more important you go to your meeting."
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"What? Ah, no, babe."
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