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Clips from Seinfeld - The Voice (S09E09)

"No. I'm fine."
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"Just as long as you don't ever do that voice again."
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"- Never? - Never."
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"- What about if you're not around? - No."
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"I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?"
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"- That's right. - I can do that."
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"- What's your decision? - I don't know."
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"Hello."
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"Jerry, hi."
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"Hello."
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"- You broke up with her? Why? - So we could do the voice."
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"- What's the matter? - I think I'm getting tired of it."
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"I mean, is that all it does? Hello and...?"
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"It could do anything. It could be Spanish."
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"Hello."
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"I like the girl better than the voice."
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"Really? Hello."
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"- Still? - I told you."
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"All right, here you go."
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"See. Never bet against the backslide."
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"- I knew you two would get back together. - Not for long."
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"- I'm breaking up with him. - Oh, I don't think so."
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"I've seen you together. You make each other miserable."
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"It's kismet."
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"- Double or nothing? - Done."
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"- Witness. - You're in there again?"
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"I think Play Now is putting something in my food."
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"All right, I'm out of here."
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"Since Darin left, I can't find anything."
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"He took all my clothes to some cleaners. I'm clueless."
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"- Is that clock right? - Yeah. 9:00."
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"I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago."
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"Goodbye, Kramer."
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"- Really? - So played."
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"I told you."
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"Darin. What are you doing here?"
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"The college canceled the internship."
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"I don't care about the internship."
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"I care about Kramerica."
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"No, no, no. Kramerica is no more."
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"We were gonna put an end to maritime oil spills."
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"Probably."
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"- Well, you're still here? - I haven't had time to leave."
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"Well, I haven't changed my mind."
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"You are a tenacious little monkey."
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"- Kramerica Industries lives. - Yes."
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"- Let's get to work. - Okay."
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"Let's see what Jerry's got to eat."
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"You win, George. We've had it."
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"You leave right now..."
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"...and Play Now will give you six-months' pay."
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"That's half of your entire contract."
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"Please, just go."
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"See, if I stay the whole year..."
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"- ...I get it all. - Wanna play hardball, huh?"
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"George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the 16th floor..."
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"- Well played. - I'll see you in hell, Costanza."
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"Claire, thanks for giving me a second chance."
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"Our relationship is certainly worth more than some silly, stupid voice."
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"Hold on one second."
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"- We don't wanna do the voice anymore? - Don't think so."
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"All right, we're back together again. Great. Bye-bye."
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"- Hey. - Trouble down at the plant?"
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"Darin and I are finally gonna test my bladder system."
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"You have to drink that whole thing?"
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"No, no, no. It's for oil tankers."
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"All I need to do is fill a rubber container with oil..."
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"...then drop it to see if it can withstand the impact."
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"I understand."
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"Would a giant rubber ball work?"
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"Conceivably."
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"Well, Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls."
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"Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty."
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"Well, there's nothing dirtier..."
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"...than a giant ball of oil."
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"You wanna split a Reuben?"
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"I don't think so, David."
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"We're through."
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"- Go again? - Book it."
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"Witness."
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"David, I know this hurts, but it's the way it has to be."
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"Hey."
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"I put a six-hour tape in."
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"That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial."
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"- I'll see you. - Yeah."
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"Oh, you might wanna stick around, Jerry."
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"Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man..."
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"...to hire because he was fake handicapped."
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"I can't. I gotta meet Claire."
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"- You gave up the voice? - Yeah, that was stupid."
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"- Unless you're liking it again. - No."
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"- Darin? - Sorry, Mr. Seinfeld."
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"- Bathroom? - Hey, use mine. I'll let you in."
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"I thought it was open to the public."
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"I took care of that."
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"Xanadu."
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"No wonder you're putting in so many hours."
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"- May I? - I insist."
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"I'll fix us a drink."
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"You know, Darin, if you had told me 25 years ago..."
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"...about to solve the world's energy problems..."
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"Now, let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
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"So check out my view."
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"There's Claire. I better go down."
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"Hey, there's Kramer and Darin."
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"There's the giant ball of oil."
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"Claire. Hello!"
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"Hello!"
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"Hello!"
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"I don't believe this."
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"I'm not looking up, if you're going to do that voice."
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"This is going to be a shame."
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"Hello."
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"Well, that didn't work."
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"Hey, how about this?"
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"- Oh, that sounds interesting, sir. - Yeah."
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"Claire won her lawsuit against Play Now."
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"Gee, Play Now's filing for bankruptcy."
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"- Guess you're not going in anymore. - No."
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"- They're not paying you-? - No."
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