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Clips from Seinfeld - The Voice (S09E09)

"- So you're pretty much-? - Yeah."
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"Whatever happened to Darin?"
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"Darin's going away for a long, long time."
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"Claire sure looked pretty funny all covered in oil like that."
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"Hello. I got beaned with a giant ball of oil."
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"I'm slippery as an eel."
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"I'm just so glad it's back."
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"See? This is good."
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"This is the way it should be."
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"You know, why were we fooling ourselves?"
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"We belong together."
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"Elaine, I wanna break up."
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"George, you're not really handicapped, are you?"
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"I've had my difficulties."
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"I saw you running down Amsterdam Avenue..."
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"...lifting that 200-pound motorized cart with one hand."
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"Mr. Thomassoulo, during times of great stress..."
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"...people are capable of superhuman strength."
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"Have you ever seen..."
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"- ... The Incredible Hulk, sir? - No."
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"How about the old Spider-Man live-action show?"
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"George, I realize that we've signed a one-year contract with you."
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"But at this point, I think it's best if we both go our separate ways."
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"I don't understand."
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"We don't like you. We want you to leave."
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"- So you're staying at Play Now? - Why not?"
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"The pay is good, I got dental and private access..."
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"...to one of the great handicapped toilets in the city."
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"But they know you're not handicapped. Aren't you ashamed?"
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"They're the ones that should be."
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"As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me."
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"- Hey. - Hello."
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"Hello, Elaine."
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"- What's that? - It's just his stupid thing."
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"Well, I'm sure it's stupid."
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"It's not about me, is it?"
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"- No. - Not at all."
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"- Tell me. - All right."
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"He and I started joking that when she falls asleep..."
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"...her stomach stays awake all night and talks to me."
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"- How's it talking? - Well, the bellybutton's like a mouth."
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"Oh, I gotta start taking these stupid warnings more seriously."
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"No. No time."
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"Yeah, go ahead and look through some of the drawers."
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"Okay."
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"Far as I can tell..."
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"I don't know. I found them in your closet."
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"Darin, you go home. Forget about Kramerica."
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"That's a nice sweater."
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"- Jerry, you bring the video camera? - Yeah."
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"- You're not. - Oh, yes, I am."
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"- Game over. Pay up. - No."
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"Now it's time to go."
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"- So is it fun humiliating me? - No, it's not you. It's your stomach."
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"Choke on it."
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