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Clips from Seinfeld - The Voice (S09E09)

"You remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries?"
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"- All right. - Yeah, well apparently..."
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"...NYU is very enthusiastic about their students..."
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"...getting some real-world corporate experience."
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"But you only provide fantasy-world corporate experience."
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"...so I can focus on more important things, like my bladder system."
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"- All right, it's time to go. - No, Jerry."
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"- It's not for people. It's for oil tankers. - I know."
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"...so if it crashes, the oil won't spill out."
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"That is not a bad idea."
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"- Hello? - Hello."
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"Hello."
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"- What's going on? - Siege mentality, Jerry."
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"They want me out of here."
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"They've downgraded me to some sort of a bunker."
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"I'm like Hitler's last days here."
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"They'll never get me out."
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"I'm like a weed, Jerry."
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"I thought you're like Hitler in the bunker."
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"I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker."
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"I'm uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff."
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"I got another call. See you."
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"- Hello? - Hi, this is Darin from Kramer's office."
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"Mr. Kramer would like to schedule lunch with you at Monk's coffee shop."
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"- I'll call back in five minutes to confirm. - Yeah, five."
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"- Hey. - Hey. So where's my money?"
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"No money. I'm Puddy-free."
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"- So are we eating or what? - Oh, yeah, hold on."
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"We're gonna be three for lunch."
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"What do you mean he's already left?"
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"Hey, Elaine's gonna come with us."
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"- When did this happen? - Just-"
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"Darin!"
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"I am not calling Puddy."
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"What did I do with my gloves?"
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"Oh, I bet I left them over at Puddy's."
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"I should call him. I need those gloves."
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"No, I better not."
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"I'll call him."
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"There are the gloves. I was just about to call."
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"And there they are. That's funny."
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"That's really funny."
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"That is really, really funny."
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"You know who loves funny stories? David Puddy."
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"Play Now's through playing."
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"They turned the heat way up in my office."
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"Tried to sweat me out."
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"Do you have to write all this stuff down?"
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"Mr. Kramer's in a meeting with Mr. Lomez..."
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"...but he didn't wanna miss anything."
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"So how hot did it get?"
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"I don't know, 120, 130."
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"Tomorrow, they're putting in asbestos."
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"I guess you can take anything but actual work."
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"Bring it on."
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"- Hello, Kramer. - Welcome."
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"I'm sorry. I couldn't get out of there. What did I miss?"
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"After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated..."
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"...on whether Iron Man wore some sort of undergarment..."
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"...between his skin and his iron suit."
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"I say he's naked under there."
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"- That makes a lot of sense. - Shut up."
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"Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point..."
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"...Mr. Costanza scooped ice from Mr. Seinfeld's drink..."
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"...with his bare hand, and used it to wash up."
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"And then Mr. Costanza then remarked to me:"
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"This never happened."
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"- What's so funny? - Oh, nothing."
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"What are you laughing about? Tell me."
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"All right, but this is really dumb, really stupid."
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"We've been doing this silly kind of voice."
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"He's talking with this funny, booming, jovial voice."
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"Hello."
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"- So you think I'm fat? - No, it-"
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"Mr. Kramer says, Hey, buddy."
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"We're in the middle of something. You mind coming back later?"
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"- Sure. Should we set something up-? - Get out!"
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"- I'm leaving too. - Nobody said you're fat."
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"He's a lovable character."
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"He's like the Kool-Aid guy."
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"- He is fat. - No. He's just a little bloated."
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"- Goodbye! - It's mostly water weight!"
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"Boysenberry. Kid's still learning."
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"Mr. Kramer, the dean of my internship's on line two."
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"- She wants to set a meeting. - Yeah, well, nothing before noon."
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"- Line two? - Yeah, your phone is line one."
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"So the gloves were right by the phone?"
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"That is pretty funny."
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"See? This is what Jerry doesn't understand."
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"We can see each other, but it doesn't mean we're together."
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"No. I mean, I love just seeing you and having sex."
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"- Yeah. - Not having to do all that..."
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"- ...you know, work. - Well, either way..."
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"- All that calling you and buying stuff. - David."
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"Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal."
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"All right, that's it."
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"- We're back together. - Oh, no."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Look, Elaine, be reasonable."
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"Get those clothes off. You're spending the night."
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"- We're gonna cuddle. - What?"
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"You heard me: strip."
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"All right."
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"All right."
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"Hello, Marjorie. George Costanza."
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"How are you, sweetheart?"
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"Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?"
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"Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'm in my office!"
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"Thanks, dear."
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"Dean Jones, you wanted to talk to me?"
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"I've been reviewing Darin's internship journal."
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"- Doing laundry? - Yeah."
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"High tea with a Mr. Newman."
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"I know it all sounds pretty glamorous..."
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"...but it's business as usual at Kramerica."
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"...your enterprise is a little more than a solitary man..."
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"...with a messy apartment, which may or may not have a chicken."
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"And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken."
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"I'm sorry, but we can't allow Darin to continue working with you."
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"Your fly's open."
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"You're sure you're not angry about last night?"
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