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Clips from Shameless - Frank the Plumber (S03E03)

"- Are you asking me if I bleed from my nuts once a month?"
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"- I'm asking if guys get their own version of--"
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"I don't know, hormonal bullshit."
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"- Nope. - Yes, he does."
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"The tv remote last month for no good reason?"
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"- It wouldn't fucking work. That's a good reason."
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"- We get weepy. They get angry."
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"- Jimmy doesn't seem angry exactly."
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"And all we're thinking is, I wonder if"
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"- You mean we make you smarter than you are?"
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"- No, no, no."
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"You make us more interested in you than we are."
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"He's just mad 'cause somebody cut off the tip of his penis"
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"- V, don't start that shit!"
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"- What are we talking about?"
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"- Are you--wait. Is your mom-- - no, no one's pregnant."
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"And if somebody were pregnant,"
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"It still may not even be a boy."
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"- But if it is a boy-- - if it is a boy,"
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"You gotta circumcise."
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"And you want your kid to get his share of head, right?"
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"- Thank you!"
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"Bye. Love you. Okay."
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"[door shuts]"
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"[knock at door]"
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"Fiona said you guys were gonna watch liam today?"
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"But it'll be good for sheila to watch him."
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"Sheila, debbie's here."
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"I gotta go, babe. Sit up."
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"- Sheila, are you okay?"
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"- Fiona said you were gonna watch liam today."
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"- Yes, that's fine."
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"- Hi, karen. - Hey."
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"- Have you had any breakfast?"
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"- [sobbing]"
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"- [snaps fingers] yo, chief."
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"'cause living bones are 35% water,"
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"No, not you, man. Sorry."
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"Coffee shop boy is giving me lip. Hang on."
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"Dude, when I spend as much for a cup of coffee"
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"As a gallon of gas, I get it how I want it."
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"Remake it bone-dry, dirt-dry, fucking desert-dry, okay?"
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"Do it now. - Very sorry, sir."
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"We'll take care of that right away."
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"Just do it."
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"- Not getting in the middle."
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"- Why are you being such a dick about this?"
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"Those applications are 90 pages long."
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"It took me forever to fill them out."
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"- Wow. You're-- - what? I'm what?"
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"You're not in charge of who I talk to"
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"Or who has a picture of me on facebook."
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"And you're sure as shit not in charge"
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"Of if I go to college!"
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"Men are never right."
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"That's why women were invented,"
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"I mean, look at mickey, marrying some whore he knocked up."
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"I mean, especially the good ones."
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"And I'm not gonna watch lip fuck up his life"
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"- Hey, sheila, I made you some cinnamon toast and coffee."
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"Feel a little better when I'm down."
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"- [sobs] - come on, sheila."
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"- You the temp?"
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"We're all on a first-name basis here."
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"It's a family-run company, real friendly place."
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"You'll be covering for maria."
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"She's a cold caller in our marketing department."
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"And last week, Friday, she was having cramps,"
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"But it wasn't her time of the month."
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"And I told her not to ignore it, but did she listen?"
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"Appendicitis. She barely made it there in time."
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"Honest, it was about to burst. And then who knows?"
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"- Wow, that's-- - yeah, so, if you're"
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"You shouldn't ignore it, or you could very well die."
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"- That's good to know. - Isn't it?"
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"- Okay. - That's the copy room,"
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"That's the fridge. Anything with a label on it"
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"Belongs to somebody else, except for the yogurts."
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"Margie never labels them because everyone"
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"So if you know what's good for you--"
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"- Stay away from the yogurt. Got it."
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"- Fair game as in free?"
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"- We all take turns buying a box."
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"But you're a temp, so you can just have one."
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"That's the bathroom, women's room."
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"Once you get settled in,"
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"You'll be making calls from this list."
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"And you'll read from this script."
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"It's real simple. You'll start here."
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"And if they say this, you say this."
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"If they say this, you say this."
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"You get the idea?"
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"Placed an order for a while."
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"Straight away to sales by pressing this button."
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"They'll close the deal."
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"I'm sorry, uh--"
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"I have a lot of brothers."
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"I'll be over there, if you have any questions."
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"- What do you mean, living together for a year?"
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"- We call that rule a law."
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"- Well, it just so happens, I was mistaken."
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"Christopher and I have been living together"
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"For a year, well over a year."
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"- Sir, if you just let me explain--"
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"- And just because my name isn't on the utility bill,"
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"That is no reason to deny me my basic civil rights."
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"- My partner has been working hard killing dogs"
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"Financially and emotionally interdependent partners"
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"For over a year."
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"- I know my rights."
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"- We are not the kind of people you can push around"
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"Where are you going? I'm still talking!"
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"- I'm going on break."
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"That's my civil right!"
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"Oh, no? Huh."
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"Every time he dropped off a package."
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"And, you know, I had them take him off my route."
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"Now we have this great lady, josephine, really nice."
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"But either way, they'll want to hear about it."
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"Great. Yes, I will transfer you now."
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