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Clips from Shameless - Frank the Plumber (S03E03)

Short Films 1968 Season 3, Episode 9 5 min 1,156 clips
Short Drama

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On shameleslast week.
"On shameleslast week."
Shameless
If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so.
"If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so."
Shameless
- I have a problem with you being here.
"- I have a problem with you being here."
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- You shook the handle. Well, here's a good one.
"- You shook the handle. Well, here's a good one."
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- She's gonna fuck the faggot out of you, kid.
"- She's gonna fuck the faggot out of you, kid."
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And you're goddamn gonna watch.
"And you're goddamn gonna watch."
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Would you be my sponsor?
"Would you be my sponsor?"
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- Good night, christopher.
"- Good night, christopher."
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♪
"♪"
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♪ you were beaming once before ♪
"♪ you were beaming once before ♪"
Shameless
♪ what is this downside
"♪ what is this downside"
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[rock music]
"[rock music]"
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♪
"♪"
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- Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job.
"- Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job."
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- You said coke orgy.
"- You said coke orgy."
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Didn't sleep well. - Take a nap later.
"Didn't sleep well. - Take a nap later."
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- Hey, you got an extra one of those?
"- Hey, you got an extra one of those?"
Shameless
- Is it wrong if I just leave for school?
"- Is it wrong if I just leave for school?"
Shameless
[baby babbles]
"[baby babbles]"
Shameless
- All right. - [squeals]
"- All right. - [squeals]"
Shameless
[both laughing]
"[both laughing]"
Shameless
Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.
"Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them."
Shameless
I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.
"I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease."
Shameless
They screw virgins or their nieces.
"They screw virgins or their nieces."
Shameless
You got any percs or vikes?
"You got any percs or vikes?"
Shameless
Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs.
"Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs."
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- No. No, no.
"- No. No, no."
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That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it.
"That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it."
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- I don't know--I mean, I meant a little bit of it.
"- I don't know--I mean, I meant a little bit of it."
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Also, you have an appointment this afternoon
"Also, you have an appointment this afternoon"
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- Yeah. No, no, no. I know that.
"- Yeah. No, no, no. I know that."
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Northwestern, columbia, stanford, and penn.
"Northwestern, columbia, stanford, and penn."
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- A few fallbacks, too, just in case.
"- A few fallbacks, too, just in case."
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- This is perfect. Where did you get this?
"- This is perfect. Where did you get this?"
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Glasses, hair bun, the whole bit.
"Glasses, hair bun, the whole bit."
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He seems quiet. - Oh, god. Stop.
"He seems quiet. - Oh, god. Stop."
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We get quiet for one minute, and you guys
"We get quiet for one minute, and you guys"
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- Oh, don't mind him.
"- Oh, don't mind him."
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When he was too young to defend himself.
"When he was too young to defend himself."
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- Whether or not to circumcise our baby.
"- Whether or not to circumcise our baby."
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Thanks for the suit. Gotta go.
"Thanks for the suit. Gotta go."
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- Uh, I gotta work.
"- Uh, I gotta work."
Shameless
I, uh--I gotta go.
"I, uh--I gotta go."
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- Good morning, mom.
"- Good morning, mom."
Shameless
[sighs]
"[sighs]"
Shameless
I asked for a bone-dry cappuccino.
"I asked for a bone-dry cappuccino."
Shameless
- Oh, so you're talking about, like,
"- Oh, so you're talking about, like,"
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- Are you freaking kidding me?
"- Are you freaking kidding me?"
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Why I have a problem with this? - No.
"Why I have a problem with this? - No."
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Walk the fuck away.
"Walk the fuck away."
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- You're not my mother.
"- You're not my mother."
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To think for you assholes.
"To think for you assholes."
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- Men are weak and stupid, even the good ones.
"- Men are weak and stupid, even the good ones."
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- [sobs]
"- [sobs]"
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- Yeah, hi. Yes. Fiona gallagher.
"- Yeah, hi. Yes. Fiona gallagher."
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- Nice to meet you, fiona. I'm connie.
"- Nice to meet you, fiona. I'm connie."
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And it's not your time of the month,
"And it's not your time of the month,"
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The warehouse, the kitchen, treadmill, water cooler.
"The warehouse, the kitchen, treadmill, water cooler."
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Just knows she's always on a diet.
"Just knows she's always on a diet."
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- But the donuts on the table are fair game.
"- But the donuts on the table are fair game."
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- So, uh, I'm the fluffer and they're the happy ending?
"- So, uh, I'm the fluffer and they're the happy ending?"
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- [sighs]
"- [sighs]"
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- Sir, I'm just trying to explain to you what we have--
"- Sir, I'm just trying to explain to you what we have--"
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- I know my rights.
"- I know my rights."
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- Sir, I cannot award you domestic partnership status
"- Sir, I cannot award you domestic partnership status"
Shameless
In here a day spouting this same shit at me?
"In here a day spouting this same shit at me?"
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- you people? What can that mean, you people?
"- you people? What can that mean, you people?"
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- Oh, no, we're not like that. - You're not like what?
"- Oh, no, we're not like that. - You're not like what?"
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- Hi, this is fiona from worldwide cup.
"- Hi, this is fiona from worldwide cup."
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We've noticed that you haven't renewed your order in a while.
"We've noticed that you haven't renewed your order in a while."
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And I was wondering if I could transfer you
"And I was wondering if I could transfer you"
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To our sales dep--
"To our sales dep--"
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Well, that's really shitty.
"Well, that's really shitty."
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I had a mailman at home like that, a real seedy dude.
"I had a mailman at home like that, a real seedy dude."
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- Hey. They had a rude delivery guy, so I--
"- Hey. They had a rude delivery guy, so I--"
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- I heard. It's just-- if they say this, you say this.
"- I heard. It's just-- if they say this, you say this."
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You stick to the script. - I got it.
"You stick to the script. - I got it."
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Sorry. It won't happen again.
"Sorry. It won't happen again."
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Oh, yes, debbie is home sick from school today.
"Oh, yes, debbie is home sick from school today."
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- Yeah, I'm just not into this setup.
"- Yeah, I'm just not into this setup."
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[phone ringing]
"[phone ringing]"
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Go to that website and see if you stand by your
"Go to that website and see if you stand by your"
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- Do not do it, fiona.
"- Do not do it, fiona."
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- [sighs]
"- [sighs]"
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[rock music]
"[rock music]"
Shameless
I know you can hear me, mr. Give-me-your-vote!
"I know you can hear me, mr. Give-me-your-vote!"
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You want to know what doesn't work?
"You want to know what doesn't work?"
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I think he deserves the same rights
"I think he deserves the same rights"
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I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits.
"I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits."
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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I'll transfer you now.
"I'll transfer you now."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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If you make yourself look better on the outside,
"If you make yourself look better on the outside,"
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[mumbles]
"[mumbles]"
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- Oh, no. What time is it?
"- Oh, no. What time is it?"
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I don't know how it happened.
"I don't know how it happened."
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- [laughing]
"- [laughing]"
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- What's funny? - It's just--
"- What's funny? - It's just--"
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She applied to colleges for you.
"She applied to colleges for you."
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- So? I don't get it.
"- So? I don't get it."
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[indistinct chatter]
"[indistinct chatter]"
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I'm a citizen of this country.
"I'm a citizen of this country."
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But because we're not married,
"But because we're not married,"
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Which the law doesn't even allow, I might add,
"Which the law doesn't even allow, I might add,"
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I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits,
"I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits,"
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- Where are my equal rights?
"- Where are my equal rights?"
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Oh, my god, I wish I could turn back time.
"Oh, my god, I wish I could turn back time."
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About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls.
"About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls."
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Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
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- Hi. Fiona gallagher.
"- Hi. Fiona gallagher."
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- Oh, fiona, yeah.
"- Oh, fiona, yeah."
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So I'm sorry about the personal calls,
"So I'm sorry about the personal calls,"
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- Oh, no. You don't have to do that.
"- Oh, no. You don't have to do that."
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- Yeah, the porn at my desk?
"- Yeah, the porn at my desk?"
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But it was from a circumcision website.
"But it was from a circumcision website."
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And I had said a thing about how they should
"And I had said a thing about how they should"
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Not on the baby, of course.
"Not on the baby, of course."
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- [scoffs] I'm what?
"- [scoffs] I'm what?"
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- I got a call from one of our sales reps.
"- I got a call from one of our sales reps."
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Something about a delivery man?
"Something about a delivery man?"
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