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Clips from Shameless - Frank the Plumber (S03E03)

"On shameleslast week."
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"If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so."
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"- I have a problem with you being here."
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"- You shook the handle. Well, here's a good one."
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"- She's gonna fuck the faggot out of you, kid."
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"And you're goddamn gonna watch."
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"Would you be my sponsor?"
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"- Good night, christopher."
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"♪"
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"♪ you were beaming once before ♪"
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"♪ what is this downside"
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"[rock music]"
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"♪"
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"- Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job."
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"- You said coke orgy."
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"Didn't sleep well. - Take a nap later."
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"- Hey, you got an extra one of those?"
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"- Is it wrong if I just leave for school?"
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"[baby babbles]"
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"- All right. - [squeals]"
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"[both laughing]"
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"Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them."
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"I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease."
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"They screw virgins or their nieces."
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"You got any percs or vikes?"
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"Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs."
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"- No. No, no."
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"That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it."
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"- I don't know--I mean, I meant a little bit of it."
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"Also, you have an appointment this afternoon"
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"- Yeah. No, no, no. I know that."
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"Northwestern, columbia, stanford, and penn."
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"- A few fallbacks, too, just in case."
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"- This is perfect. Where did you get this?"
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"Glasses, hair bun, the whole bit."
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"He seems quiet. - Oh, god. Stop."
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"We get quiet for one minute, and you guys"
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"- Oh, don't mind him."
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"When he was too young to defend himself."
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"- Whether or not to circumcise our baby."
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"Thanks for the suit. Gotta go."
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"- Uh, I gotta work."
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"I, uh--I gotta go."
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"- Good morning, mom."
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"[sighs]"
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"I asked for a bone-dry cappuccino."
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"- Oh, so you're talking about, like,"
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"- Are you freaking kidding me?"
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"Why I have a problem with this? - No."
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"Walk the fuck away."
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"- You're not my mother."
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"To think for you assholes."
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"- Men are weak and stupid, even the good ones."
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"- [sobs]"
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"- Yeah, hi. Yes. Fiona gallagher."
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"- Nice to meet you, fiona. I'm connie."
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"And it's not your time of the month,"
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"The warehouse, the kitchen, treadmill, water cooler."
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"Just knows she's always on a diet."
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"- But the donuts on the table are fair game."
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"- So, uh, I'm the fluffer and they're the happy ending?"
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"- [sighs]"
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"- Sir, I'm just trying to explain to you what we have--"
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"- I know my rights."
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"- Sir, I cannot award you domestic partnership status"
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"In here a day spouting this same shit at me?"
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"- you people? What can that mean, you people?"
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"- Oh, no, we're not like that. - You're not like what?"
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"- Hi, this is fiona from worldwide cup."
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"We've noticed that you haven't renewed your order in a while."
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"And I was wondering if I could transfer you"
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"To our sales dep--"
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"Well, that's really shitty."
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"I had a mailman at home like that, a real seedy dude."
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"- Hey. They had a rude delivery guy, so I--"
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"- I heard. It's just-- if they say this, you say this."
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"You stick to the script. - I got it."
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"Sorry. It won't happen again."
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"Oh, yes, debbie is home sick from school today."
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"- Yeah, I'm just not into this setup."
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"[phone ringing]"
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"Go to that website and see if you stand by your"
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"- Do not do it, fiona."
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"- [sighs]"
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"[rock music]"
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"I know you can hear me, mr. Give-me-your-vote!"
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"You want to know what doesn't work?"
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"I think he deserves the same rights"
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"I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits."
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"Fuck."
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"I'll transfer you now."
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"[sighs]"
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"If you make yourself look better on the outside,"
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"[mumbles]"
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"- Oh, no. What time is it?"
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"I don't know how it happened."
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"- [laughing]"
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"- What's funny? - It's just--"
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"She applied to colleges for you."
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"- So? I don't get it."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"I'm a citizen of this country."
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"But because we're not married,"
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"Which the law doesn't even allow, I might add,"
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"I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits,"
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"- Where are my equal rights?"
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"Oh, my god, I wish I could turn back time."
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"About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls."
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"Oh, shit."
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"- Hi. Fiona gallagher."
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"- Oh, fiona, yeah."
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"So I'm sorry about the personal calls,"
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"- Oh, no. You don't have to do that."
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"- Yeah, the porn at my desk?"
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"But it was from a circumcision website."
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"And I had said a thing about how they should"
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"Not on the baby, of course."
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"- [scoffs] I'm what?"
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"- I got a call from one of our sales reps."
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"Something about a delivery man?"
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