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Clips from Shameless - Frank the Plumber (S03E03)

"- What's going on, man?"
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"Ran two large bores of saline en route."
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"We both know that we're not second-class citizens,"
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"You're blue-collar, working-class, irish-catholic."
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"Frank, the father."
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"Turn over. Mama's gonna give you an exam."
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"- Don't you shit on my hand. You hear me?"
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"Yeah. Ooh. Take it. - Ow."
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"- I-I don't really know what happened"
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"Call once you find out."
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"- I'm home now."
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"Mandy, I know you're seeing lip."
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"- You knew karen was in town, didn't you?"
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"- What do you want? - Take your clothes off."
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"- Plumber's apprentice. I can do that."
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"- Do you have experience? - I fixed our toilet."
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"Barista at the coffee beanery."
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"You remember adam britt, nick stathis, mark."
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"We're grabbing dinner tomorrow night."
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"- Karen? - [gasps]"
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"But you told the wongs to come take hymie."
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"Frank's not allowed in anymore."
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"- Frank, I'm chris."
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"My previous sponsor moved out."
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"- What, he lived with you? - Yeah."
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"Frank gallagher."
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"- Night, frank."
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"[claps]"
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"[high strung's the luck you got]"
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"- ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ that you speak of?"
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"♪ what is this feeling"
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"♪ you're so sure of?"
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"♪"
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"♪ round up the friends you got ♪"
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"♪ know that they're not for naught ♪"
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"♪ you were willing once before ♪"
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"♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ what is this downside"
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"♪ that you speak of?"
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"♪ you're so sure of?"
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"- This is my nicest dress. - No, I know."
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"I didn't say that it wasn't nice."
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"I just said you can't wear it to an office."
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"You okay? - Uh, yeah, just tired."
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"- Naps are for kids and college students."
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"I gotta go to work."
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"- You're gonna be late! - Got nothing to wear."
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"Gonna see what v has."
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"- Is your new job at a strip club?"
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"- Ha, ha. - I wasn't kidding."
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"- It's a temp office job, so I don't know"
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"How long the day's gonna be."
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"I expect all of you to help jimmy with dinner"
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"And get your homework done and generally avoid"
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"- Overcompensating."
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"- She feels guilty for turning us into latchkey kids."
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"- What's a latchkey kid?"
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"- Hey."
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"- I left some stuff here that I need."
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"- Later."
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"- [grunts]"
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"- [laughing]"
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"- What's funny? - Garfield."
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"He's always so hungry."
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"[laughs]"
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"- They get offended when you call them queers, frank."
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"- Calling people by their name is not,"
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"God almighty."
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"- You okay? - No!"
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"- Gonorrhea?"
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"- Kings don't screw whores."
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"Big toe is throbbing like blue balls"
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"- No, but I could call my doctor,"
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"- No, thank you. Doctors are crooks,"
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"Especially the korean ones."
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"- Frank, I'm pretty sure that's racist."
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"- Accurate is not racist."
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"Write that down in your a.A. Journal."
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"Hold on. You work for the city."
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"- Yeah. - We live together."
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"You cook for me, clean for me, shop for me."
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"That makes us family."
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"- Oh, frank, I'm touched."
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"- We qualify for domestic partnership rights."
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"- Why not?"
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"Why should our heterosexual proclivities"
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"Prevent us from collecting our due?"
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"- You won't?"
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"Write that down, christopher."
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"- You mean everything you said?"
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"- No."
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"- Well, how much of it did you mean?"
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"You know, I think there's some things that"
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"We could stand to talk about, but mostly, I just--"
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"- Was in douche land?"
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"- Not my choice of words, but--"
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"- Why does karen jackson still have pictures of you"
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"On her facebook page?"
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"- I have no fucking idea."
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"- Well, if there's nothing going on between the two of you--"
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"'cause I don't give a shit about whose pet just died"
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"Or who just checked in at the fucking mcdonald's."
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"- She's a skanky, manipulative bitch."
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"You should un-friend her."
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"With the alumni rep from m.I.T."
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"- What? - It's a good thing."
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"But, um, I never applied for m.I.T."
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"- Yeah, you did. Also carnegie mellon,"
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"Come on, I can't be late today."
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"- Whoa, wait. Hang on."
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"You applied to all those schools for me?"
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"- No, no. Wait."
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"- I used to do the sexy librarian thing--"
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"But you need hose. Those offices pump in the a.C."
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"- Oh, nah. I'm warm-blooded. I'll be good."
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"Kev, do guys get p.M.S.?"
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