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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"Funny, that's just what I was gonna call you."
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"P.J."
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"Stubby."
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"I'll be darned, he does have a father."
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"Uh, are you sure you dropped your ring down the drain?"
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"Uh, I had the trap off."
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"I thought I was sure."
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"I-I mean, this hand was..."
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"Was just as bare as this... hand."
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"Oh, well, here's your problem."
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"You're wearing one of those, uh,"
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"famous Mexican jumping rings."
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"I-I'm sorry about the false alarm."
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"Oh, hey, forget it."
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"Well, I better shove off."
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"Hey, Byron. That's good stuff."
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"You've studied Byron?"
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"Well, a little."
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"I used to write some stuff too."
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"But, uh, when you're scrounging for your daily pasta,"
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"poetry isn't exactly your main order of business."
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"I'd love to read it. Your poetry."
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"Oh, come on."
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"No, Frank. I-I'm a..."
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"I'm a college professor."
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"English literature is my specialty."
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"I... I would love to read your poetry."
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"Please?"
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"Well, I knock off about 10:00,"
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"and, uh, once in a while I go up on deck"
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"to get some fresh air."
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"Well, maybe I'll meet you up there sometime."
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"Yeah, sometime."
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"But it's a small world."
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"Bye."
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"Don't worry, Mr. Flanders."
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"We'll have you out of there in no time."
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"I'm starving to death here!"
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"Listen, while the dog's busy eating the meat,"
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"you make a dash for the door."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Mr. Flanders, we'll be right back!"
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"We're just gonna get him some dessert!"
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"Gin."
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"Got you on a double schneid."
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"That's $25,000 I owe you."
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"I love gin."
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"Me too. Ha."
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"Would you like another?"
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"One's enough."
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"It's time for you to haul it out of my galley."
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"I got spuds to peel."
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"Don't you have two peelers? Huh?"
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"Look, I should know how to peel potatoes."
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"I've commanded entire ships."
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"Thank you, madam."
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"Frank."
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"Hi."
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"I was hoping you'd be here tonight."
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"I was hoping you'd be hoping."
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"Did you bring one of your poems?"
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"I might have one here somewhere."
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"Cough it up or I'll have to frisk you."
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"I found it."
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"Uh..."
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"You don't wanna hear this."
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"Uh-huh?"
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"By day I wrestle steel"
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"And engines purr Beneath my deft wrenches"
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"But men are fools At night I wrestle words"
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"Trying to say "I love you""
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"With unfamiliar tools That's it. It's..."
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"It's rotten, right?"
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"It's beautiful."
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"May I keep it?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Uh, but not for free."
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"A poet has to get paid, or he isn't a legit poet."
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"Name your price. It's yours for, uh..."
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"For a dance."
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"What'll we do for music?"
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"Make our own music."
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"One, two, three. Turn, two, three."
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"One, two, three. Turn, two, three."
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"Oh, Morton, I love the way you dance."
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"Where did you learn to move that way?"
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"At the Y."
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"Oh, kiss me. Kiss me."
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"I can't wait another minute."
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"I can't believe this is happening to me."
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"Kiss me, Morton."
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"I'll be right with you."
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"Uh..."
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"What...?"
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"Oh."
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"Wasn't that a wonderful movie?"
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"I don't know."
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"It was a little too mushy for my taste."
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"People don't just fall in love like that"
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"in one day."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Penny for your thoughts."
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"A dollar."
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"I was just thinking..."
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"It's amazing how things happen."
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"If... If I hadn't been fixing Isaac's sink,"
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"and you hadn't handed me a screwdriver,"
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"we would never have met."
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"Fate."
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"I haven't had a crush on a teacher in years."
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"Oh, I bet you say that to all the passengers."
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"I have been on this ship for seven years,"
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"and this is the first time I've ever..."
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"met a passenger."
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"I, uh, should be getting back to my cabin."
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"Yeah, and I should get to work."
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"Oh, the hell with my work."
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"Oh, the hell with my cabin."
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"Okay, believe me, this is gonna work."
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"There's enough tranquilizer in here"
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