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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"to put an elephant to sleep."
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"Now, it's not gonna hurt him,"
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"but it'll put him out like:"
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"Well, if it works, I'll try it on my father."
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"This should do it, Mr. Flanders."
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"Room service."
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"Did he eat it yet?"
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"I can't tell."
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"It's the best chopped sirloin on board."
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"He'll eat it."
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"Thanks a lot, guys! That was delicious."
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"Flanders is eating it."
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"Well, you look shipshape today."
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"I know, I'm shaped like a ship."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You're a very attractive woman, P.J."
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"You better see Doc and get your eyes checked."
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"You just don't know how to take"
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"a compliment, do you?"
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"Yes, I do. Try me."
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"Well, I like your, uh... My what?"
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"You didn't let me finish."
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"Was it that hard for you to think of something"
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"nice to say?"
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"I like your hairdo."
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"That shows how little you know."
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"The sea air makes my hair frizzy."
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"You're impossible."
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"So are you."
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"Hi, sir. Hi."
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"Hi, P.J."
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"Hi, Gopher."
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"You sure look nice today."
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"Thank you."
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"Mmm, my favorite."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Carry on."
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"Hm-hm."
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"Now, you see how easy it was"
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"to take a compliment?"
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"It's different coming from him."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause it doesn't matter as much."
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"I didn't hear you."
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"You going deaf, you old buzzard?"
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"I said, it doesn't matter as much"
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"coming from him!"
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"You mean it matters more from me?"
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"Mm, I didn't say that."
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"That's the nicest thing you ever didn't say."
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"Well..."
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"Eh... Uh, enter."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Sí."
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"Sí."
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"Uh, muchas gracias. Adios."
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"Yes?"
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"Sir, Mr. Flanders isn't answering his phone."
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"I think he's still sleeping."
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"He's gonna be hopping mad when he wakes up"
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"and we've run out of ideas"
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"about how to get that dog out of his cabin."
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"Well, I just spoke to the SPCA in Mazatlán."
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"They're coming aboard tomorrow morning"
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"with a tranquilizer gun."
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"Well, they better have two shots."
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"One for the dog and one for Mr. Flanders."
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"Sir, I'm really sorry."
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"It's not your fault."
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"Besides, you're doing a great job"
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"of keeping my father busy."
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"Oh, that wasn't difficult. See, he's, uh..."
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"I don't need to know the details."
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"I'm just very pleased"
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"that you've got him doing something that, well,"
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"gives me some peace and quiet."
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"Well, it's not exactly something."
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"It's more like someone."
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"Oh. You mean, he's, uh,"
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"found some nice elderly cronies?"
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"Well, it's only one crony,"
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"and actually, sir, it's a lady."
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"Miss McCoy!"
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"It's a stroke of genius!"
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"Well, it wasn't anything I arranged."
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"They, uh, found each other."
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"They did? Mm-hm."
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"And I understand he's inviting her to dinner"
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"at your table tonight."
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"Wouldn't it be wonderful if something permanent"
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"came out of all this?"
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"Dismissed."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Do you realize, between the two of us,"
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"we've been married six times?"
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"We'll just have to keep doing it"
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"Mmm."
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"Well, how do I look?"
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"Fine, sir."
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"Your usual captainy self."
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"Heh, heh. Why?"
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"Why?"
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"Well, I just wanna make sure"
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"that everything is right"
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"for my father and his lady."
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"Well, from what I hear,"
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"they only have eyes for each other."
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"Don't worry, they'll never even notice us."
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"Well, just in case they do, uh..."
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"elbows, Miss McCoy."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I've never eaten in the dining room before."
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"Is it squared with Captain Stubing?"
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"P.J., my girl,"
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"I'm proud to have you sailing in my fleet."
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"If that son of mine opens his yap,"
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"I'll set him adrift in a lifeboat."
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"Ladies and gentlemen."
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"Good evening, one and all."
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"I have the honor of presenting Mrs. P.J. Muldoon."
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