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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"♪ We're expecting you ♪"
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"I'll bet he has a good time once he comes out of his shell."
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"Then maybe his Dad'll bite me."
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"How 'bout that?"
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"Ah-ha, we've got a whole boatload of guys"
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"to play it with. Mm-hm."
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"He's not as subtle as I."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, yes, part of my job is organizing social activities,"
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"just one man who is the final authority."
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"Oh, you're having a plumbing problem?"
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"Thank you."
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"Don't say it."
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"with keeping me away from my son?"
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"Carry on, kids."
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"Oh, I... I'll get that for you."
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"Well, I told you."
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"But you can call me Stubby."
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"Who knows? It's a big ship."
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"Ohhhh!"
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"till we get it right."
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"but it was just one of those things" speech."
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"More suitable?"
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"But marriage?"
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"Just because I'm a working stiff"
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"Uh, Miss McCoy, have you seen my father?"
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"I just can't take my hands off you."
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ Exciting and new ♪"
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"♪ Come aboard ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪"
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"♪ Let it flow ♪"
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"♪ It floats back to you ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪"
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"♪ Promises something For everyone ♪"
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"♪ Set a course for adventure ♪"
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"♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪"
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"♪ It's an open smile ♪"
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"♪ On a friendly shore ♪"
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"♪ It's love ♪"
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"♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪"
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"Hello, welcome aboard."
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"So long, rat race!"
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"And hello, fun."
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"Welcome aboard, Mister...?"
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"Flanders, Donald M."
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"What time do the festivities start?"
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"Well, as soon as we assign you your cabin."
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"Okay. Let's see."
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"F-131. Oh, it's a lovely one."
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"Who cares? I'm never gonna be in there anyway."
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"I'm here for sun and fun."
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"Can I swim now? Absolutely."
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"That's funny, 'cause I didn't know how"
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"when I left home this morning."
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"Yeah."
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"Did you guys see a dog come on board? A dog?"
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"Yeah. Security called."
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"One of their guard dogs is missing."
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"I heard some barking,"
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"but it was only Captain Stubing. Ooh."
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"Well, they say his bark is worse than his bite,"
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"but I don't know."
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"He never actually bit me."
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"Well, he may."
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"He's extra testy because his father's coming on board."
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"And I heard that he makes our sea dog"
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"seem like a pussycat."
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"Uh-oh, battle stations."
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"Cap."
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"Captain Merrill Stubing, Sr., reporting."
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"Welcome aboard, sir. How do you do, sir?"
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"Father!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance"
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"to pipe you aboard, sir."
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"Glad to have you aboard, sir."
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"Anything you want, sir."
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"Yeoman-Purser Smith, sir. Gopher, sir."
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"Merrill, are you going to keep your crew"
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"at this fever pitch for the entire cruise?"
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"Well, they're only doing their jobs, sir."
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"Will you all relax?"
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"I'm not a captain anymore."
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"I'm just a passenger here for a little vacation."
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"Now stow my gear, ready my cabin,"
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"and I'll meet you in your quarters at 1300 hours!"
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"Hey-yahhh!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Now you know why my first two words"
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"were Mommy and:"
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"Toby!"
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"Beth! Oh, it's so good to see you!"
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"You look incredible! Oh, thank you."
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"And I love your hair."
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"Ms. Chapman and Ms. Luffner..."
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"Oh, I can't believe... Promenade Deck, 204."
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"We used to call you Tubby Toby in college."
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"You must have lost 30 pounds since graduation!"
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"But I can't relax for a second."
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"There are thousands of hot-fudge sundaes"
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"out there with my name on them."
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"I'm a banana split man myself."
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"But as I was saying..."
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"Oh, how did you lose it? - -that's 204."
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"Stillman, Atkins, or liquid protein?"
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"No, it's my own diet: The Triple D."
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"Desperation, disgust, divorce."
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"You mean, you and Fred?"
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"The marriage is phfftt?"
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"Yeah, not only are Fred and I phfftt,"
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"but Neal and I are:"
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"Neal? Two marriages in five years?"
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"Toby!"
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"Good old 204 and 205."
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"Beth! Toby!"
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"Regina! Regina!"
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