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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"How would you like a free blood-pressure test?"
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"There's nothing wrong with my blood pressure."
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"Well, how 'bout some juice?"
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"I don't want any juice."
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"Orange or tomato?"
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"I don't..."
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"I'm awfully sorry. Let me get that."
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"Please, please, please. Please."
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"Does all this attention have anything to do"
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"Not too subtle, huh?"
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"Well, sometimes to get an old man's attention,"
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"you gotta hit him with a two-by-four."
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"Or a glass of tomato juice."
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"I got a date with some sea salt and soap."
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"It's all right, it's all right."
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"You have your duties."
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"I'll find my way around."
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"Anywhere but the bridge, correct?"
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"That's okay."
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"I'm sure that my son Merrill"
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"is capable of running us aground"
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"without my help."
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"Zap!"
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"Well, mission accomplished, huh?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, you guys!"
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"You guys, I need some help."
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"A passenger just called and said"
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"he's been trapped in his cabin all night."
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"Well, get a locksmith."
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"It won't work. We need a dogcatcher."
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"What?"
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"It's that security guard dog."
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"He must've sneaked on board."
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"Well, what are we gonna do about it?"
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"Dogs aren't allowed on board."
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"Would you like to tell him he's not allowed on board?"
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"Mm-mm."
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"Okay, let's hear it."
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"You weren't at dinner last night."
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"We haven't seen you all day."
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"Now, this plumber of yours must be pretty hot stuff."
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"Yeah."
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"Come on, tell us about the Prince of Pipes."
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"There is very little to tell you."
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"His name is Frank Vallone,"
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"an ex-Marine from Baltimore."
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"Oh, he's just my type: tall, dark, brutal."
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"Actually, he's not allowed to mingle with the passengers,"
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"and anyway, he's been on duty, so I..."
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"Oh, you mean, nothing's happened?"
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"I can't see him because he's on call."
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"Oh, he's on call. Well, I'll call, then."
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"Oh, no. What are you doing?"
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"If he's a plumber, let him plumb."
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"Look, don't worry about me."
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"I've got Lord Byron."
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"Byron, oh!"
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"Does Tennyson know you're cheating on him?"
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"We're playing the game, Regina."
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"And so are you, remember?"
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"Uh, operator?"
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"W-what's the number for Maintenance?"
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"One, double-oh, seven."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Look, you really don't have to do this, you know."
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"We know. We know."
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"Maintenance?"
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"Yes, this is Cabin 206, Promenade Deck."
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"Yeah, I dropped my ring down the sink."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, it's just like a romantic novel."
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"The Wench and the Wrench."
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"Bye-bye. Bye-bye."
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"Stop right there, buster."
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"Galley's off-limits to passengers."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"You heard what I said."
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"Now get the barnacles off your hull"
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"and make waves."
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"Trim your pipes."
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"You sound like a beached tugboat."
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"I have a small mishap,"
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"and I'm looking for some sea salt"
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"for this stain."
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"What do you know about sea salt?"
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"My good woman, there isn't a sailor alive"
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"who don't know that sea salt is nature's stain remover."
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"Don't tell me what sailors know."
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"I've been at sea for 40 years."
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"Well, in that case, you should know"
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"how to address a captain when you see one."
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"My Captain is Merrill Stubing, Jr."
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"And when I see him, I call him "sir.""
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"Here's your sea salt, buster."
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"Well, I've never heard of such insubordination."
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"Do not be surprised"
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"if this isn't your last voyage."
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"Ah, blow it out your ear."
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"They're casting me adrift after this trip, anyway."
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"Mandatory retirement."
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"I know what you mean."
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"I was recently piped ashore myself."
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"How are you handling it?"
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"Miss the sea? Hm."
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"That's a silly question."
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"Isn't it something?"
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"They throw us out for fish bait"
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"just when we're in our prime."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know what's left for me,"
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"except to go and be a burden to my kids."
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"I know what you mean."
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"Powerful onions."
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"Got to me."
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"Yeah, I understand."
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"By the way, I'm P.J. Muldoon."
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"But don't get any fancy ideas"
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"about my p.j.'s."
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"I'm Merrill Stubing, Sr."
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